Crimea’s new Attorney General Natalia Poklonskaya may well be Russia’s cutest stooge to date, with even the BBC commenting on Japanese besottedness with the bishoujo keiji and
The original video of her press conference that sparked wild otaku affection:
Other photos of the youthful lvl 33 prosecutor Natalia that have incited otaku lust:
Fan art of the Attorney General by her admirers:
Quotes from her newly acquired Japanese fans:
“Creepy!”
“Japanese are, as expected, weak to S-type Russian women.”
“She looks better in 3D for once!”
“Her voice is seriously cute too.”
“Very pretty, for a 33-year-old.”
“The BBC must be in trouble to resort to publishing articles about this…”
“I’m not sure if all this reporting is even accurate. Half the art of her on Pixiv is by foreigners rather than Japanese, so just how popular she is here is not even clear.”
“The cute one of her blushing was by a Vietnamese artist…”
“The art is not as good as usual, where is everyone!”
“Weak stuff, they are just drawing moe-moe blondes in uniform!”
“Amazing to see a Slavic women over the age of 20 who has not aged into a sagging withered old hag like most of them do.”
“How long before she appears in Hetalia…”
“Falling for Putin’s little honey trap, shameful Japanese.”
“We should send these to her.”
Such a development is hardly unexpected, considering most individuals consider the AKB elections more important than the general election.































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hope she do AV even shes 33yrs old il hit dat
I don't think she would let you get within the same room
I think she would rip his balls off, or have her guards do that, before he ever got a chance to be the slobbering creep that he is.
she knows more ways to kill a fat bastard like 11:55 anon than he knows ways to fap.
It's a requirement for being Russian. Only Spetsnaz need apply.
She does seem like the type that is pretty on the outside and deadly on the inside. Probably into femdom.
So a stereotypical Russian femme fatale, eh?
Yeah, kin8ten...
what's wrong with her left cheek?
Only Sankaku could possibly attempt to be so scrutinizing even with a hot woman like this...
Here on lolikaku complex, if they're over 12, they're grandamas.
i'll say this a 1000nd time, ban SANKAKU COMPEDO
@06:53 - calm down. you can't even "ban" a site. Do you live in China or something?
@06:53 if you really hate the site you can just not come here, banning not required.
It's already banned in Russia. Isn't that enough? You can just move there.
what did you expect, it looks as if she just came from the dentist and half her face is still asleep.
don't get me wrong, she IS cute, it's just that I find it weird.
I actually really dont see it, she looks fine
You usually see the muscle control loss in people who had strokes.
It is not just her cheek, the whole left side of her face isn't quite right. You can see it more when she speaks since her left side of her lips do not move much.
Can happen after childbirth too.
really anything that causes an internal injury to the nerves can cause it. It really does not matter either way though, she is still hot.
Looks almost like a real life Eli Ayase.
хорошо! (HARASHO!)
Не сказал бы, что похожа. Взгляд не тот.
XD
Yeah, it's funny when you consider the kinds of things that sparks off the inspiration for a wave of fanart in Japan....
XD
Her pointing: I'm too moe for you! ha!
Looks like a typical tsundere expression to me, actually.
I'd fuck her. Cutest attorney general I've ever seen.
But would she fuck you? That's the only way it works in Mother Russia...
Are you asking what she wants? Why is that important?
@16:14 - you don't know the basic Russian meme? really?
She looks like someone that would just fuck him up, not fuck him.
What's a meme? Is it fuckable?
In mother Russia she do yooouuu
Looks like there is no redemption for people who post on Sankaku...
In Russian Crimea, attorney general fucks you!
How is that different from anywhere in the world?
lol amazing backfire
OMG I'd totally fuck the living daylights out of this woman. Fuck her so deep and so hard.
Assuming you could wriggle your toes after she puts you in a choke hold. Also assuming that you survive her backflip-somersault-flying axe.
You mean "as deep as my tiny penor would go, and as hard as i could with it being flacid."
And assuming you survive the KGB that will be on your ass as soon as you get close to you.
doubt he'd last more than 10 seconds
She is worthy of bearing my child. I fly now to Crimea.
As the prophecy said...
She only puts out for Putin.
Nobody "puts out" for balding short Putin.
Because it is unheard of women to do men in a osition of massive power for that reason alone /sarcasm
Dead fish eyes, Hachiman Hikigaya level.
Fitting for an enforcer of law, don't you think? To me, her eyes spell 'cold justice'.
Then again, she's associated with Putin, so I'm still not turning my gun's safety off around her. You feel me?
Hey, this is how James Bond flicks start... sooner or later they all fall for that scotish accent
The whole Crimean situation has nothing to do with actual law, which makes it even more silly. XD