The JSDF have unveiled its annual calendar for 2014, bursting with a plethora of extraordinarily attractive military women in hopes of attracting new recruits – though it seems the women in question are of dubious background, being not actual service women but enlisted as idols, models and other roles typical of a calendar girl.
Some of the “recruits” as depicted on the calendar:
Fortunately it seems the JSDF’s even more otaku-related recrutiing efforts are the ones which bear most fruit these days…
And of course there is always Aya Hirano’s recent stint in the navy.
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Otaku-at-arms
Azu-nyan! I'm joining the navy.
To be honest, Aya might be even cuter...
Gotta try harder.
JSDF is now relying on Otakus as recruits?!
gotta get those neets to do something
I wouldn't even trust an otaku to be cannon fodder really.
Well, considering how beta otakus are, they would'be be so bad at least in support roles (mental cases execpted). The problem in the military is obeying, not really being aggressive, that's secondary.
I'm almost certain there's otaku already in the SDF, that're more than capable than maneuvering a firing a rifle.
Well, I wouldn't trust you to lead a group of boyscouts, let alone an army. Anyone who is willing to discard resources because they don't fit some arbitrary standard is not fit to be a general.
Armies always cater to the social refuse. It's more surprising Japan didn't start earlier.
hope there would be a high-res scan
Japan does realize that they are not allowed to have an army right? I thought we rewrote their laws for them and stated that they were not allowed to have one. So what's the deal with this? Anyone care to explain?
....JSDF = Japanese Self-Defense Force, so it is not exactly an army yea.
Renaming something does change what it is; it's still a military service. The JSDF is not the "coast guard".
Once America discovered that defeating Imperial Japan led to Asia becoming overrun with commies, they quickly backtracked in an effort to salvage the situation. Japan was allowed a "self-defence force" so that the US could focus on a possible Soviet attack through Germany.
The nukes played a part in that as well. The soviets would of made Japan worse than it is today had there of been an invasion by allied forces on mainland japan.
Japan does realize it just fine, and so does Uncle Sam. Did you really think that JSDF exists without his silent approval?
International agreements only mean anything if someone cares enough to enforce them. A treaty is worth nothing without either mutual agreement or a strong military. Come to think of it, just take a look at the history of the UN, I can't think of a better way to illustrate this point.
They are allowed a military, just not one on the scale that would allow "power-projection" like the US or any other major first-world nation. They can have what they deem is necessary and required to defend themselves. They cannot allow the force to grow to the point that they can be deemed an invasive threat to other nations.
If JPN requires military force outside of their territory (beyond coalition forces; even those are only small forces allowed for a limited time) to actively protect themselves, that's where the US force stationed in JPN come into play. Though really the US forces in JPN are the real deterrent. The JPN forces just allow the US forces to not keep a larger standing force there. US forces are the power projection while the JPN force are the domestic protectors.
IDF girls are still hotter
They kinda have the advantage since EVERYONE in Israel has to serve in the IDF. You don't have a choice. So of course all the hot Israeli girls are in the IDF.
Nishizumi Miho's VA is Miss September/October...
That's pretty awesome.
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What happens when the recruits find out that JSDF is just a ripoff of SAO: no logout, no respawn and almost everyone is really guys? Get ready for the lawsuits on how "this JSDF game is broken", or "I thought I was only signing up for the beta".
lol, I see what you did there
now if only women who were ACTUALLY in the JSDF looked like that
They would get raped on their first day. In the US army at least 1 out of 3 women get raped at some point.
that's why i eat pancake with butterside down
If they're recruiting Otaku, just tell them the enemy has a ton of Loli held captive, they'll fight to the last man to rescue the Loli heh
to the last one
Bang bang.
chop chop
That Japanese flecktarn is sexy as fuck. I want some.
We're 2 months into 2014 and they're just getting around to releasing the 2014 calendar now???
BTW, where can I get one? :P
Show more guns and weapons since that is actually what make me enlist, also i might be strange but i prefer to see military man in action than some bubbly girls in uniform for military calender. Though in barracks we use the normal pin-up girl calendar hahaha
won't be long til otaku are forcibly impregnating chinese whores
Your mom included
Japan is.... Awesome! Where can I buy this calendar, and sign up for the JSDF?
In Japan. Or the super obvious J-List ads you see on SanCom. Not sure if they wanna accept you for the JSDF when your reason was to get a calendar :v
What they need is a uber smart tsundere loli captain and a old grey bearded ex special ops first commander who is also her mentor.
And blatantly say that they might have a chance to go on a dinner date with the captain .. if they perform well..
Tadaaa instant army.. be them land, sea or air .. Alll for a loli
Would bang 24/7.
Instead of that recruitment commercial with the singing & dancing sailors they should have one with singing & dancing idols in uniform instead.
And why does picture #4 remind me of the UN SPACY's recruitment poster from Macross/Robotech?