China Smog Chokes Japan
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Feb 28, 2014 04:23 JST
- Tags: China, Made in China, Mass Media, Medical, Niigata, Osaka, Politics
More of Japan than ever is choking under a thick cloud of China-quality PM2.5 smog this winter, prompting the Japanese government to warn people in affected areas not to venture out lest they die horribly.
Whereas previous warnings tended to be focused on the areas of the extremities of the archipelago with the misfortunate to be closer to the mainland, alarmingly the latest reports show great swathes of the nation exceeding what are considered safe levels of atmospheric pollution.
Scenes from Niigata and Osaka resemble Beijing in its ongoing death throes:
The NHK is far too polite to mention the source of all this haze, but followed up in a later report with indistinguishable shots of how badly Beijing is still choking…
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This isn't what I meant by a choking fetish.
At least the Japanese don't have to open their eyes to see.
Isn't this a declaration of war from China?
Japan will become a province of China. Just wait and see.
perhaps, but the japanese are too beta to respond
You mean a declaration of war from USA? Where do you think pollution comes from? Manufacturing maybe?
Isn't that like saying that because the taliban used weapons given to them by the US to fight the Russians, that when they used those same weapons on the US forces, the US were really fighting themselves?
Well, in fact, this is ultimately the case. US actions pretty much caused terrorism to start growing in the longer run, and now they are fighting well, pretty much anyone who wanted to protect his own country. (Not to mention, they're using the whole "War on Terror" as an excuse to oppress their own citizenry for all intends and purposes.)
"Where do you think pollution comes from?"
So you're saying its coming across the Pacific Ocean?
Yes, initial phase is the smog, the next phase would be mass-farting of 1.5 billion Chinese directed to Japan! they're still piling up enough baked beans to distribute to the masses beforehand.
yes lol
No, it's the declaration of passive-aggression from China.
Oh China, we wish you would just explode so we can live in a better world.
The day that China explodes is the day that other countries gotta outsource their shit again resulting in another china created in w/e country.
Africa should remain undeveloped and provide only raw materials. China and India should remain poor and undeveloped so we can live in peace.
Wow, as someone living in Africa looking forward to my country moving forward go screw yourself. Rest of the world can piss off honestly, continue poisoning your countries and using up your resources, well just go on :)
nah,they'll just move out of the country and reclaim the islands once they own like Philippines,Vietnam,some parts of Korea or Taiwan.'We have the papers,resistance is futile.' kinda thing.
Reminds me of Dominion Tank Police.
To confirm it's Dominion Tank Police, there that article saying that 1000+ kinds of bacterias were found floating in the Chinese smog.
Reminds me of my own comment last year ^_^
What's funny about that is that in Dominion they can actually breathe the smog without any negative effects because of those piss experiments.
Or go by the tank police manga and Greenpeace was created to breathe the smog.
This is what happens when that fat chinese kid finally finds Liam Neeson and eats him. Lethal gas.
Hoshimiya Kate was right!
The smokers are using the fact that people won't voice out against them to take over the world!
We need to rally under Veneera and put an end to this menace! May the light of Zvezda shine upon us!
As long as it does not kill the mangakas and animes' staff I don't care.
Their tiny ventilationless apartments already contain higher concentrations of pm2.5
Didn't you know? China's new plan to get rid of their smog is to build a bunch of giant fans to blow the smog to the east. Only problem is, the fans run on diesel.
Personally, I think the Chinese are just trying to kill off as many Japanese as they can until someone decides enough is enough and *politely* complains about it.
yea East lol because who really want to fight all those countries in the West?
I'm really feeling sorry for Japan, it's not their fault :D
ps, i wouldn't be all that surprised if Japan cracked open a hole to another dimension and let out the hellish monsters right about now.
(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゃー！(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゃー！
I wouldn't be surprised if Japan attacked China with Gundams, after putting up with their shit for too long.
Gundams? Why not just wake up Godzilla and send him over?
Actually it's everyone's fault, for allowing China to go unchecked and for outsourcing manufacturing in an unregulated environment. The world will be a much better place when the Chinese people finally revolt and nuke themselves.
Chinese smog, don't breathe this
But what did they blend?
That is the question
yay
Inconspicuous chemical warfare.
It's a good thing actually, heated up the day and melted away that snow once and for all. Bloody 3 weeks and it still hasn't melted, you have one day of smog and it's all melted lol.
I'd rather have snow than smog, personally.
gotta agree. the only people who'd want smog are the idiots clutching their bibles, claiming global warming is a myth.
I think they'd rather have the snow as well. That way, they can continue to say "See? Snow! Global Warming is a myth."
The "idiots" clutching their bibles don't want smog, snow, or global warming. They want The Rapture so they won't have to be present for the smog, the snow, or the global warming.
Hahahaha you will not (cough) defeat our mighty SMOG!!!
We (cough) will choke Japan and (cough) the west with our (cough....wheeeez...hack!!!) mighty SMOG!!!!
CHINAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! COUGH---HACK!!!!
(Puts respirator back on. Walks through polluted streets of Shanghai. Steps on pile of human shit from some baby who's mother thought it was perfectly fine for her to defecate in public....as most Chinese do. )
The Invasion begins
the world needs to get rid of these vile chinese they are discusting
Cool, lets moved the source of the pollution to some other 3rd world country and then tell them to get rid of them selfs...
Lets be honest here, your every breath is probably more polution.
Yeah, that's why we're all walking around in smog all the time as well... oh wait.
Check out this butthurt chinaman.
Hate speech is not cool.
Check out this another butthurt chinaman.
He has a point though you are a waste of space. No need to take it so personally.