“How To Get Chocolates From Your 2D Girl”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Feb 15, 2014 06:29 JST
- Tags: 2D vs 3D, Food, Otaku, Relationships, Twitter, Valentine's
Otaku girding themselves for another lonely Valentine’s look finally to have discovered how to get their 2D paramours to give them the chocos their hearts desire…
With the technique now enjoying wide exposure on Twitter, it seems likely to join the repetoire of “traditional” 2D dating antics (ranging from cake offerings to moeblobs to dark ritual in the case of fujoshi).
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The man who makes Virtual Reality gaming will be able to buy himself a planet with all the lonely otaku who will throw money at the system.
Then the people who make h-games will be able to buy twelve planets with their knock off anime character games.
Need to create a virtual reality where you can become a 2d man and interact with every single 2D girl you wish. I want my harem
Need to create a virtual reality where you can become a 2d girl and interact with every single 2D girl you wish. I want my harem.
that will be easy considering these men are only 1 dimensional to begin with
Need to create a system similar to Futurama episode when Fry put the personality of Lucy Liu in a robot, and yes that be the most forever alone in the history of mankind.
Need to create a virtual reality where you can become a 2d futa-girl and interact with every single 2D girl you wish. I want my harem
According to Valve, the technology will be available in 1-2 years.
I'm still waiting for Half Life 3, personally.
Meanwhile I content myself with Skyrim nexus mod + loverlabs .. (3d illusion stopped in time ..)
Probably real androids / sexbots only in 20 or 30 years .. That being optimistic :(
manga zero One has a rig characters climb in to play first person super hero beat 'em up, complete with shoryouken and hadouken.
Main character used it as first person chat with girl who took her father's avatar. girl visited him to join his team for national tournaments. Sadly, it ends there.
Oh yeah, I'm waiting for good interactive sexbots (like the ones in hentai) or a good brain machine interface (just plug this and you will be in a full immersion with all senses in a VR)
Is this from the Lost Gospel of the Golden Hentai?
If you think that's pathetic, wait a month later and see them give 3x as much chocolate to their cartoon characters.
I may not have a GF for valentines day this year and considering how much one cost me last year I take solace not only in the financial aspect of it but also in the fact that I have yet to get anywhere near this level lonely patheticness
Yep. And this year I even got a videogame as a present from the guys at GOG.
Likewise! Downloading DK as we speak
Seriously how do you do this? Is it just photoshop?
That guy must be treated.
Wouldn't be surprised if most guys have to do this kind of thing to "get" gifts from their 3D girls.
ooooor you could try not being a piece of shit and maybe she'll actually want to give you a gift
I've got choco from Manaka yesterday (Love Plus).
Who would need some 3D girl any more?
Strange nobody is thinking about Augmented reality to make 2D character gifting you chocolate yet.
Oh god, they're getting more clever with their obsession.
Now the girls are GIVING THEM PRESENTS THROUGH THE SCREEN!!
I hope I will live until we are able to connect our brains to 100% immersive virtual reality ala matrix, and model a huge 2D world where people can go and never come back
What the hell this is new? I already created this with Pinkie Pie giving me a cupcake. XD psssh
This is some brony level forever-alone-ness.
Search: tulpa
Don't go there, otakus. You may be society's butt monkeys but don't ever degrade yourself to brony's barrel bottom.
Bronies didn't create tulpas, they just adopted it from other groups that already used it.
someday the dream will be fulfilled >,,<
might as well pull out her vagina so you could get some on that day too.
This is prove that 3d is way far more superior than 2d lol
LOL@FJSDarkRituals
This is so sad. My penis is crying for these poor souls.
penis is crying...u fap to...otaku?
NO! He faps FOR otaku!
so instead of pouring one out its rubbing one out?
I fap to everything. I'm fapping right now.
Considering that Konata and Mokocchi are otakus them yes, I fap to otaku.
1st pic: clearly fake
2nd pic: he has a portal to the 2D world on his laptop
Picture 2 clearly does, I need to find out who this is and see if he can make me a magical laptop.
All these pics are photoshop!!
That's Nagato Yuki, she already rewrote reality and turned god into a normal human. I don't think a screen would be a barrier to her.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS EARLIER MYSELF!!!
1st pic looks like a scene from Amairo Islenauts with some chocolate modifications
Yeah, even for those who are spending Valentines Day with no GF or BF, this would only make em far more pathetic (and they aren't even pathetic to begin with). Just fap or something, or hang with some other singles, because this is ridiculous.
words of the wise, "just fap or something."
So you would rather brag to your friends about having an online anime GF? It was just a suggestion, pretty sure everyone on here has fapped on Valentines day.
It was an agreement to your statement! Why you would think it as mocking is bizarre.
hmm, well I don't think they have any friends to brag to, and even if they did those friends would probably understand and support them... or they wouldn't even tell them. Anyways, maybe this is just all in good fun. I think most people tend to take this kind of silly news too seriously.
What no Twilight Sparkle? :/ I should make one for her. XD
What no? Pony Waifu? I'm disappointed Japan. Where my japanese bronies at? XD
leave
Cool BUT I really pity those moe otaku pathetic existence, a shame for real anime fans
What does that mean, "real anime fans?"
Is it like being a "real man" because you eat meat instead of tofu, drive a car that's heavy on the horsepower and work for a body of the military?
Cuz I mean, shit, I fail. Helping to raise 2 children that aren't even mine? Giving a xmas present to a child that doesn't even live with me? Doing half the grocery shopping? Getting the laundry done? Staying in really good physical health through training in multiple styles of fighting? Nailing my girl with a thick 8" instead of what OBVIOUSLY should be 13"? Actually preferring some english dubs over shitty japanese voices?
Goddamn, I fail at responsibility and life itself.
Oh, wait, no. I bought my girl Bravely Default and if I tell her I want her to gag on me then she sure as fuck will. Truth is, I fucking rule.
nerves were hit
Anuses were devastated.
ps: anime fans status relates more to your heart, whether you are obama, putin or john paul II, your success in darwinlaw wouldn't have no fuckin' influence on it. "Real" anime fans is as difficult to identify as dark matter, kennedy killer, or da'vinci codes.....i'll suggest you just relax, laid back,and enjoy the ride whatever that is....while lulzing.
btw just 2 kid? i raise childrens when i was unraised street child... with my food and arse on the line literally. Seriously dude, lie back, relax, and enjoy EVERYTHING, be it a blowjob from monica belluci or lobotomy.
Lemme tell you this... no one RULE. all of us is living in a cesspit of fuckin' shit we will never be able to escape from. Failure to comprehend that makes you FAIL! VAIL! PHAIL!
It's not that serious, son.