Chinese Woman’s Guts “Explode”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Feb 12, 2014 12:15 JST
- Tags: Accidents, Bizarre, China, Food, Jiangsu, Made in China, Medical
The Chinese Weibo-sphere has been alight with news of a woman whose stomach exploded and caught fire after some intense China-quality partying.
According to reports from Xinhua and others, a 58-year-old Jiangsu province woman ate and drank to such excess that her stomach “exploded,” causing her to be rushed to surgery where doctors had to operate in order to remove it.
During the surgery gas emissions from her abdomen actually ignited in the operating theatre. The woman’s final prognosis is not stated, although burns apparently do not figure amongst her injuries.
Doctors explain this otherwise incredible tale reasonably enough – the lady having drunk lots of beer, when surgeons opened her up to operate the vapours were ignited by an electical scalpel they were using.
Alarmingly, such cases may be less vanishingly rare than might be hoped – the same reports point out that “one or two” similar cases occur annually in the provincial capital Nanjing.
Online there has been the usual incredulity at the quality of Chinese cuisine:
“Chinese…”
“What the…”
“What kind of world is China?”
“And they say this happens several times a year in Nanjing alone…”
“What are they eating down there!?”
“Is that even possible?”
“Alcohol is flammable, and if compressed things will burst.”
“Some unbelievable things explode in China!”
“My stomach hurts just hearing about this.”
“I doubt this was just normal food… probably had some bad stuff in it. You don’t know what kind of stuff is getting into their oil or beer. It’s called China quality for a reason.”
“All that beer she drank probably wasn’t just ordinary beer either.”
“What on earth did they put in it, gasoline?”
“The human body is the same everywhere so how does all this stuff happen only in China?”
“Hint: made in China.”
“I thought I was used to all the China explosion stories but this is just too much!”
“Just wait until the whole country explodes…”
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And so a fetish group fapped furiously.
Proof that women don't fart to release the gas.
They really need to learn how. It'd cut down on all their drama.
I don't know about that. I know women who think that TV dramas are reality, and they try to recreate those TV dramas in daily life.
I bet you never heard or watch the horror anime..GYO.
I hope I will never will. Probably will end up making me depress or just crapping in my pants.
Had a girlfriend like that... it was hell.
Ahhh, finally en explosion. Waiting a long time but not disappointed.
Where will you be when explosive diarrhea hits ??
LOL
In communist China the food cooks you!
From the toilet, to woman's guts... everything EXPLODE in china :D
What? It's stomachs now? Good lord China!
What we learn from Sankaku:
Everything from China will explode. No exceptions.
Except explosives.
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/11/02/china-menaced-by-exploding-explosives-trucks/
Michael Bay should make a movie in China! Plenty of explosions for him! XD
But Michael Bay's movie has no casualties. That will be hard to duplicate in China.
China - blowing shit up since IX century.
SONIIIIIIIIC..... BOOM!
Even the women in China explode. To add insult to injury, with more injury, they ignite.
Word of advice to Chinese doctors: If you are operating on someone for excessive intestinal gas, don't use an electrical scalpel. Duh!
I bet there's a handful of cases exactly like this happening around the world, considering that the gluttonous thing she did to get herself on the operating table doesn't sound like a rare thing to do by quite a few humans, unfortunately. But most countries probably don't make news of it when it happens... it's something you might more likely see in an "World's studpidest people" or "most amazing deaths" kind of TV show, like 1000 ways to die.
I'm surprised this reference hasn't been made yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YDo2Ef3Cxw
All we need now is to wait for China itself to explode :D
I've heard of cases where electrical equipment has caused bandages and other things to light in the operating room in other countries such as the US, which resulted in death from burns as well, so this doesn't really seem all too surprising or out of the question really.
Reminds me of that case where they injected glue into a girl's brain by mistake and fucked her up.
Stay the fuck away from hospitals if you can.
I gotta say that duck looks fucking delicious. FINALLY there's a Chinese duck that's not chopped into these inconvenient slices where you end up picking the bone shards out of your teeth...
I want one.
I wonder how common this in other countries.
1 or 2 a year might be very small compared to other countries.
Maybe if there is a medical term for it we can look it up.
There is a saying over here to not drink too much pálinka, or your stomach will catch fire.
Actually, it is a serious problem during operations, there is a chance that the intestinal gas will catch fire and cause internal burn wounds.
wow, "flavor explosions" are for real.
I think there's an episode of House where the exact same thing happens
Full body human explosion coming soon.
Actually this kind of thing happens a lot, just usually with oxygen not alcohol. Usually > esophagus surgery + oxygen + electric instruments = fire, burning the lungs.
Yeah especially when you consider that she may have been drinking hard liquor. That stuff evaporates fast when exposed to open air.
Its a secret biological weapon.
When China invades another country their soldiers will explode if shot.
They were trying to go for the acid blood seen in the movie Aliens but that was as close as they could get.
So the Chinese are like creepers.
Yes, and the pollution will turn them green given enough time.
Nice country you got there! It would be a ssssshame if something happened to it.
China should just explode.
YOU WA SHOCK!!!!!!!
Monty Python did it first!
Noooo you're losing it, the article should be titled "China menaced by exploding guts."
meanwhile in america, michael bay is fapping furiously
I don't think he needs to fap, he'll just cum by himself...
artefact knows his audience well
There are a few thousand cases of gastrointestinal perforations in New York city logged every year. I work as an ER nurse and have seen a few in my time. If Nanjing only has a few, it's severely underreported.
I guess most just die like that baby run over by a car.
The ORT's must have been looking to open a few windows after that and a re-scrub down for some new gloves too.
Such a load of BS. Even if such a thing as rupturing the stomach was reasonably possible, beer does not have a high enough concentration of alcohol to ignite. The alcohol absorbs quickly, even in the stomach, and would have even been less concentrated.
Then again, you are assuming nothing was wrong with the beer nor the meal. Considering the story comes from China, well ... there is a possibility of it not being the case.
Mind you, I do not say you are wrong there with your theory and all that. What I do say is that your theory might or might not be applicable in that particular country, and neither of us knows for sure which case it was.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17571619
Not alcohol, methane. This happens sometimes in surgeries involving intestines and electric scapels.
This was involving the stomach, not the intestines.
The food doesn't teleport from the stomach to the intestines. Guess what? They are connected!
Have you ever had a greenish bitter puke? That is bile that was in your intestine.
The ignition part was absent from mainstream media. Sounds like made up on the spot. Sancom quality news for you.
TRULY SPEAKING, BAN SANKAKU ALREADY
lol. you say sancom quality, but sancom was NOT the FIRST "news" outlet to cover this event. prior articles said the exact same thing as documented here on sancom...
It's there in the Japanese article that Sankaku linked. "手術中、女性の腹部からは可燃性のガスが噴出し、燃えたという"
Methane?
The woman did stuff her face along with the beer.
Either that or she's a circus fire breather.
KARNOV