AKB48 Finally Dead
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Feb 11, 2014 20:30 JST
- Tags: AKB48, Arcade Gaming, Idol, Marketing, Namco Bandai, Otaku, Zombies
In what will likely overjoy both fans and detractors of AKB48 for radically different reasons, Namco Bandai have announced the release of a new arcade game entitled, “Sailor Zombie: AKB48 Arcade Edition”, featuring zombified versions of various AKB members to be riddled with holes by players – with a rhythm based dance portion performed by the undead girls to also feature, their dance skills fortunately being perfect for undead shambling…
The concept involves the player uniting with a “living” AKB member and traversing the undead horrorscape to shoot “vaccinated bullets” at the other infected zombie idols, in the hopes of returning them to their former absolutely unzombie-like glory.
The game is slated to overrun game centers in April.
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vaccinated bullets? why? Why not regular bullets? We aren't taking any chance.
Haha I guess reality caught you eh.
Anon created reality. Reality defines Anon. Existence is Anon.
Perhaps they'll build in an internal switch that will allow players to riddle these zombified bitches with real bullets. They did that with Carnevil.
Even if you hate them, is that reason enough to murder fairly attractive girls?
Jesus, use that brain of yours.
they lost their humanity when they decided to join AKB.
Fairly attractive? Remove the make-up and there's nothing of the sort.
they were not attractive. i would sooner waifu my god dam PC (who i will replace every 5 years, sorry darling but thats just how shit goes, your performance goes down and i'm just too dam lazy to fix you up.) than one of them.
>fairly attractive girls
top kek
There's plenty of articles with these bitches not wearing makeup & without photoshop and they're pretty damn ugly.
Who said ugly can't mean attractive?
>Vaccinated bullets
They're gonna cure death?
no, just the assortment of stds producer-san gave them.
No you use special move shake hands and administers the vaccine .. :P
Okay, an enclosed place where you see idols, will be the happiness of various types of fetish ..
Probably the seat should come with a material for easy washing ..
Ofcourse in order to use the special "shake hands" move, you will first have to buy special items trough micro transactions.
Re-Animate, Girls!
Click bait.
i'd rather watch micheal jackson's THRILLER THAN TO PLAY THIS...........DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT.
Idols and necrophilia. AKB48 sure knows its fans.
Fuck vaccines. I ain't going out there with anything less than a .45 and a shotgun.
amen brother.
you cant forget a bladed weapon as well, for when you run out of bullets. mines would be a machete. no skills needed to wield, and durable enough to chop off some zombie heads, with out breaking.
>machete
>not nippon steel
the fuck am i reading?
Machete Kills... AKB48.
Hahahaha please Dany Trejo, please!!!
Just give me a good flail or flanged mace, a suit of chainmail and a proper shield and I am ready for a walk in the zombie park.
I can already see the mods.
ARE YOU ALL FORGETTING THE CHAIN SAW, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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I like the shooting portion?
I guess the bullet explodes into white goo upon contact right? that's the "vaccine"
That is a pretty stupid thing to do in a country where Otaku can't separate fantasy from reality, next news we hear of them, one of the girls will be killed by a crazed fan. "I thought she was a zombie"
Like Zimmerman?
meh, wouldn't be the first time one of those freaks attacked a celebrity.
Cool now they can go to grave markers and put on autograph sessions in cemeterys.
So who is this lucky "living" girl who gets to send me off on a quest to pop a cap in the ass of her zombified band mates?
so are they going to do the Michael Jackson thriller dance...?
I rather play eroge though.
This is why I hate this website
Jeez I thought they actually disbanded
If the dance portion is not a cover of Thriller someone needs to be fired.
Damned title of teh article, my hopes plummeted onto the floor with a loud noise. let the nightmare end !
So much for
♪Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight♪
That would have been a fine Onechanbara opus
heyheyhey---------
dis is gud
killing idols? best
killing zombies? trillings
f dup logic? harharhar
Gosh, NamBan? Why the heck you do this?
I rather want you to create of Tales of series.
Why the f you guys hate this?
As a fan, I love it.
I wonder how does it feel to fuck a zombie. Blowjob is a no No i guest.
you don't need a blowjob just stick it in any of the holes you find on the body
There's a doujin about this.
They will bite your dick off
What this is missing are the zombies dancing to Thriller.
it figures....
that obnoxious taste for necrofagia and necrophilia
YOU SIT INSIDE OF THE MACHINE?
WTF?
LOOKS HUGE.
triti
it has to be huge, so you can hide your shame
The machine is actually tiny. Chinese are little people, they'll fit in tiny machines.
You come to sancom and you think they are Chinese? Awesome... I guess all Asians are Chinese for you.