Japanese “Deserve Nobel Peace Prize”

Nobel_Prize

Efforts to award the Nobel Peace Prize to “all Japanese citizens” for their 70-year support of a constitution which technically forbids Japan from maintaining any army at all are already proving incendiary – and that is even without the involvement of any Chinese or Koreans.

The petition to award the Nobel Peace Prize to the Japanese people was started by a 37-year-old Japanese housewife whose time spent studying in Australia saw her moved by the realisation that Japan’s pacifist constitution had delivered 70 years of peace.

Since the prize itself can only be awarded to an organisation and not the constitution itself, giving it to the Japanese people seemed the next best thing to her.

Awarding the prize indiscriminately to millions of people is not without precedent either – in 2012 it went to “the European Union” for “advancing the causes of peace, reconciliation, democracy and human rights in Europe,” by which standards Japan would seem more than worthy.

The petition has attained moderate momentum and looks likely to gain the endorsements needed to at least be considered by the awards committee:

We have organized an executive committee for “Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution for Nobel Peace Prize” and started a petition drive as an effort to share, protect, utilize, and promote its virtue, to The Norwegian Nobel Committee.

The Nobel Peace Prize is intended to be awarded to an organization or person, the Constitution is not eligible. However, the EU was awarded Nobel Peace Prize as an organization.

Thus, we think it is possible that Japanese citizens as an organization, who have continued maintaining the pacifist constitution stipulating thorough renunciation of war, would be awarded it, similarly.

The Japanese citizens may not have reached the stage to actively utilize their constitution. We, however, maintained the constitution which actively renounces war and force for nearly 70 years, throughout the pressure of the entire world to realize things with a weapon, to desire for the happiness and peace for people in the world due to the remorse of the war.

We might say that their contribution to the world peace and stability may have been immeasurably large.

Needless to say that not every Japanese citizen supports the current constitution.

We, however, haven’t revised the constitution at this moment. This is due to the fact that many people in Japan talked about the sorrow and the folly of the war with a remorse and desire for peace after the war, and this desire for peace has been inherited and still deeply exists among them.

We also believe that it is meaningful to share a value “It is laudable to desire for world peace and not to engage in wars, and we protect and share this belief!” toward winning the prize.

At this moment of crisis of the constitutional revision, we hope you understand and help us with our effort to protect, utilize, and promote our pacifist constitution for the world peace.

With the reputation of the Nobel Peace Prize as much more than a left-leaning propaganda prize at something of a low after its award to spymongering incompetent Obama and glorious Internet inventor Gore, there are plenty in Japan who would want nothing to do with it even if offered, along with those who question the very logic of awarding it to a nation dependent on American imperial might for its security:

“This is insane.”

“Who wants that thing!”

“Who needs a western propaganda prize.”

“Just take a look at who they’ve been awarding it to lately to see what a joke it is.”

“The left’s desperation to stop constitutional change is just pathetic.”

“Since Abe is going to change it they are desperate to throw a spanner in the works with stuff like this.”

“Like the pacifist constitution is taken seriously as reason not to attack us… it is the deterrent power of the US and Japanese armed forces which does it.”

“Article 9 can only exist because we are protected behind the shield of American power. How can you claim to deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for a pacifist constitution by relying on the military might of another country?”

“These people don’t want peace. They want Japan to be defenceless and at the mercy of another country.”

“If article 9 is so fantastic go and get China and Korea to adopt it.”

“If they want the rest of the world to renounce war and desire world peace, go and get them to adopt such constitutions.”

“It has been awarded for completely idiotic reasons in recent years. You can keep it.”

“The prize money would amount to like 1 yen for every Japanese citizen.”

“This is nuts. They are just trying to block constitutional reform.”

“The Nobel Peace Prize, awarded to the man with the world’s largest stockpile of nuclear weapons, who begged to invade Syria, and is busy spying on the entire world’s communications. You can keep it.”


    Post Comment »
    113 Comments
    Sort by: Date | Score
    Avatar of Fresh Start!
    Comment by Fresh Start!
    13:17 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol
    Nobel Prize for what?

    "Thank you for away our freedom, but where's the medal?"

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:24 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anyone with any scruples would chuck that medal and denounce it for the farce it is.
     
     

    Avatar of oldtaku
    Comment by oldtaku
    13:36 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    If this is anything like other Nobel Peace Prizes (Obama, Sharon, Arafat) it will be awarded to Japan right before Abe gets that bit removed from the Japanese Constitution (which he's actively working on).

    Avatar of oldtaku
    Comment by oldtaku
    13:38 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry, not Sharon, Peres at the time. And let's not forget Kissinger.

    Avatar of Poop
    Comment by Poop
    13:41 26/01/2014 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Dat last comment; so much truth.

    Nobel peace prize ain't shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:55 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah. Its a joke, sadly.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:38 01/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    In case you're forgetting, he got the prize for being elected. He hadn't even begun his term when he got it.

    Avatar of NakkiNyan
    Comment by NakkiNyan
    13:43 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    the prize is just idiotic any way. The stupid prize was given to Obama after all. Arguably the worst war monger since Vietnam and definitely worse than the previous Bush.

    Japan should tell them to shove the prize up their asses.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:45 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    So Japs get a prize for being good after starting 2 world wars?

    A lot of other countries also managed to pass 70 years without starting a world war. Where are their prizes?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:04 28/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan DID NOT start two world wars. German did, the second one is partly italians fault too since Hitler copied and improved in his own way Mussolini modus operandi.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:06 28/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    No. Germany was to blame for WW2. The Japanese simply thought F Yeah Invasion time. The Japanese had an overly high opinion of themselves and their army at the time, something they clearly regreted when Team America World Police dropped a few nukes.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Well... certainly more than President Obama ever did.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:50 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    awarded because"for their 70-year support of a constitution which technically forbids Japan from maintaining any army at all" Are you kidding me? Thats the price for starting WWII and they're getting a medal for that? Has the value of the medal degraded that much?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:47 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Obama got one.

    Yes, it has degraded that much.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:53 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    NSA PROTOCOL GAMMA-TWO-FIVE

    RIGHT-WING BAIT POST DELIVERED

    HARVEST OF LUNATIC INFO COMMENCING

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:37 01/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    NSA ain't shit compared to Apple.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:55 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Giving the Norgweigans the responsiblilty for the Nobel Peace Prize, big mistake Alfred. He should have kept it in Sweden. Seeing as they keep kissing Obamas ass, buying F35 planes etc.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:08 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sadly, although I'm Norwegian, I have to agree.

    That said, I'm not convinced Sweden is any more qualified. It's not unlikely they'd be even worse.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:39 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    @23:08
    Norwegian too, agree at both points.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:00 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    European Union bringing human rights my backside, how many people have been killed by radicals? How many nations got screwed over by the Euro? The European Union was one of the worse things that ever came to Europe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:13 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes undoubtly, ever since the european union came to be everything went from good to shit and it only got worse by the years and without any sign of improvement.

    Avatar of Kaarme
    Comment by Kaarme
    18:55 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    If your country had any history taught in your schools, you'd know the predecessor of the EU began with the intention of making European nations so economically dependent on each other that they wouldn't anymore start wars amongst themselves. The EU in its various developmental stages has ensured that remarkably well. The current problems in Europe aren't caused by the EU but by idiotic, corrupt, and impotent domestic politicians. The EU is merely an easy scapegoat for populistic politicians and their happily ignorant voters.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:17 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Free movement within the EU is the worse part of membership. You get all the scroungers/leeches with no money moving to richer countries and leeching off the welfare system. Fair play to those who want to work but no one likes the fact gypsies have flooded a lot of EU countries and have caused a steep rise in crime.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:56 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hitler should have rounded up all of the gypsies & sent them to the gas chambers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:47 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    No point is, why move to another country if you don't have the means to support yourself? Why should the taxpayers in that country support people who don't want to work, or don't even speak the native language even?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:59 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    aren't these people fostered by the goverment then?

    aren't they only living because the goverment gives them their monthly 700€ to survive?

    wouldnt they just be beggars if not for the goverment?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:00 28/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're free to quit EU any time. No one's forcing you to stay.

    Avatar of charuru
    Comment by charuru
    05:58 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Europe was actually meant to become a United States of Europe, but pride prevented that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:16 26/01/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Its the least they could do, after taking away japans freedom and making them dependent of the US, but then again, if the US wasn't backing japan, most likely both japan and china and mb korea would be at war already...mb

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:40 26/01/2014 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    LOL what the fuck/

    The least they can do is spay out all their women (and themselves) with legs spread wide open so that each and every one of koreans, chinese, fillipinos, vietnamese, and other people can take their time and fuck each and everyone of those sluts to pieces, to atone for their ignorance and foolish behavior.

    Japs have not been taught a proper lesson in ww2. They always blame 'things' for losing the war and laughably think they are the victim.

    They need to raped. Japs, as people, are made to be raped.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:46 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    How utterly ignorant and stupid you are, hoping that an entire people be "raped." By who? You? Would that make up for your feelings of insecurity and inadequacy?

    Comment by Anonymous

    "Raped", well at least you understand that no one wants to willingly breed with those ugly Filipino, Viet, Thai & Korean dogs.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Stop downvoting facts, idiots

    Comment by Anonymous

    top kek
    downvoted by typical big nosed misshapen ugly filipino, with black nipples & genitals

    Comment by Anonymous

    ITT: All the asspained japs and weaboos ^^

    Tell the truth!

    Comment by Anonymous

    My awesome big dick needs a noble piece price.

    Avatar of coquette
    Comment by coquette
    01:34 27/01/2014 # ! Good (+0.4)

    For fantasy literature

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:23 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey, it makes about as much sense as "We haven't gone to war in the last 70 years so we deserve a peace prize."

    Avatar of cats2
    Comment by cats2
    14:55 26/01/2014 # ! Good (+0.7)

    An award for being protected by the US after WW2..?

    Even some of the Japanese comments realize it..

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:32 26/01/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    And they have to understand why such constitution was put in the first place; the Japanese can be very obsessed.

    Or at least, the top caste of Japanese society who make all the rules anyway. Laymen and laywomen of Japan mostly don't want to give a fuck, and those who do are often not welcomed into politics unless they carry the same brand of hardline ultranationalism that has been greatly aggravated by Abe and his lackeys in recent years. On top of that, there are still standing issues regarding the atrocities during WWII. Of course it wasn't the current gen leaders who oversaw those atrocities, but the fact that they are doing everything they can to deny the atrocities even exist and brainwashing their young ones clean of their ugly history doesn't speak so highly of the Japanese society in general right now.

    Perhaps, with the size that China has reached right now, it would be OK to revise the constitution so that Japan can have its own army again, but with hawks like Abe ruling the current administration, doing so might just be another possible flashpoint for an all out war in Asia Pacific.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:18 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    The fact that they are doing everything they can to deny the atrocities even exist and brainwashing their young ones clean of their ugly history doesn't speak so highly of the Americans society in general right now.

    The fact that they are doing everything they can to deny the atrocities even exist and brainwashing their young ones clean of their ugly history doesn't speak so highly of the Canadians society in general right now.

    The fact that they are doing everything they can to deny the atrocities even exist and brainwashing their young ones clean of their ugly history doesn't speak so highly of the British society in general right now.

    The fact that they are doing everything they can to deny the atrocities even exist and brainwashing their young ones clean of their ugly history doesn't speak so highly of the Chinese society in general right now.

    Funny how that applies to just about everyone.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:32 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Yeah, but the Americans, Canadians, Brits and Chinese didn't ask for a Nobel Peace prize.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:29 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    HAHA, I wish that was true

    in Canada the curriculum is:
    "look at how badly the British treated the noble Native peoples, this is your fault and you will need to continue to support their culture in the future with your tax dollars"

    and this is why all the rich people are tax frauds

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:01 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL the fuck you smokin?

    Western, especially American history books are FILLED with self-hate bullshit. Whole month dedicated to some shit skin folks and martin luther king memorial day, not to mention special academic standards for amerindians as well as federal aid funds for them.

    Whole chapters and essays are dedicated to how 'evil' we are about all kinds of things, from amerindians to war (hell even ww2), to our role in the world.

    Japs have a few pages that mentions 'incidents'.

    Bitch, go fuck yourself.

    Comment by Anonymous

    you assholes just dont know shit about japan. branwashing the young? thats what america is doing! america isnt all mighty and right all the fucking time. to be honest their even more retarded for getting their retarded heads into wars that werent even necessary. japan kept peace for 70 years. we believe in peace. america say they do too but what the fuck are they doing now? fighting all the fucking time! stop saying shit that you people dont even understand you fucking racist assholes.

    Comment by Anonymous

    true but at least America acknowledges its mistakes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:28 01/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I love it when someone who's clearly racist tries to take the high ground. It's adorable.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:55 27/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'm sure it's just an award for the politicians fighting hard to protect the 2D lolis >.>

    Avatar of eridani
    Comment by eridani
    15:00 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    “Just take a look at who they’ve been awarding it to lately to see what a joke it is.”

    Avatar of nope
    Comment by nope
    15:37 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they don't want the prize money I'll take it, I'm pretty peaceful and all that gay shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:41 26/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    i wish nintendo would take me.... it becomes more and more obvious i cant join france because of language issues...
    and i dont wanna try sega yet....





    Post Comment »

Popular

Recent News

Recent Galleries

Recent Comments