Cops Hunt Old Man For Nearly Being Hit By JC
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Jan 18, 2014 10:39 JST
- Tags: Crime, Misandry, Motorcycles, Old People, Osaka, Police, Schoolgirls
The latest outrage against the nation’s schoolgirls comes in the form of schoolgirl cyclist who almost hit an old man in the dark, only for him to commit verbal battery on her by insisting she put on her lights, with Osaka police issuing one of their famous advisories in an effort the bring the felon to justice.
Osaka police report that middle school girl on a bicycle “almost crashed into” a man on a scooter at 19:00 on the streets of Sakai city.
The man was upset at her riding without any lights, and followed her warning her “What the hell are you thinking!? Put some lights on, you want to get yourself run over?”
The perpetrator of this attack is said to have been in his sixties and wore a blackish jumper and helmet of indeterminate colour, and was mounted on a large silver scooter.
Police are urging the public to call in any sightings of the suspect.
As is so often the case with these advisories, there is much concern online:
“Put on your lights.”
“Wait, isn’t the girl at fault here for not having any lights on in the dark?”
“An unusually kind old man.”
“A little rude but his heart is in the right place.”
“This is just how they greet one another over there.”
“This is what the girl claims he said to her. She could just be making it up.”
“They are both idiots…”
“Arrest them both, the man for intimidation and the girl for traffic infringement.”
“You would be pretty pissed too if someone almost involved you in an accident because they had no lights.”
“And the JC with no lights was not arrested for a clear traffic violation?”
“Nice how she gets to completely ignore the issue of the lights and play the victim in all this.”
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Sometimes, I think that most of these news are just made up.
you might be on to something here...
If that's the truth, then someone needs to slow down their active imagination. Retard logic doesn't equate jokes.
It will be an awkward moment when you realize this stranger-than-fiction news is totally real.
Japanese are so degenerate.
Truer words have never been spoken.
well, except when you say the same about Chinese.
Wacky Japanese, what will they come up with next? "Police gun down little old man for allowing a JK to help him walk across a street."
Gun down? Don't worry that's an American thing. lol
If aliens say like this to them, they will proably say "whats about you whites shoot the black dudes in England or in USA?" From my direct experience....
That's probably the least productive and stupidest thing they could say, but then you're right. Japan doesn't seem care about bettering themselves; at least that's the perspective I got while living there. The young are just waiting for the old to die, and the old are running their nation into the ground.
Well it doesn't seem very productive either to bash another country's problems.
Sure we can say we're trying to make them more aware so they can fix their problems, but wouldn't it be more productive to just fix our own problems?
It seems like people here just bash other countries because they want to feel better about their own.
Nationwide financial crises and bad foreign policies that kill civilians seem a far more serious issue than Japan's over protectiveness of schoolgirls or even China's occasional exploding products.
People here read these articles to amuse themselves, but in reality most countries have far worse issues that need be dealt with, if your primary concern is really being "productive".
So... Basically its just like America.
Except 26 people are not killed in each incident in Japan.
>The young are just waiting for the old to die, and the old are running their nation into the ground.
So, it's like the UK?
Past years prove Japan can be very forgiving to kids, unless they actually do kill someone. Other than that, actual victims are criminals and vice versa.
Beautiful place to live in, but their law is becoming a joke. Much like Australia,but a bit more hilarious.
Fuck kids, beat them down.
Forgiving to kids even if they killed someone, you mean. Japanese juvenile protection law.
At least in Japan you just gotta watch out for the kids, but in Australia you gotta watch out for every poisonous insect/reptile on earth which can be in your house without realizing it.
I truly don't get this rage over underage girls. My grandmother got married when she was 12 and has 7 children. She is still alive and well. No wonder their birth rate plummeted the male are too afraid to go for girls. I wonder if Japanese go extinct will we still get our anime and manga.
Part of the problem is the very high living standards means that raising a family on a salaryman's income is very difficult in Japan. Then added by the fact that the women seem to think that it is right and proper to leech off the husband and being insufferable (and thus the total opposite of your grandmother I reckon) and you have very very little reasons to want to get married.
True. But then again what their government doing is not helping in the matter either.
More like:
WOMEN FIRST. Men afterwards.
I WAS IN THE WRONG, but woman is always right so you must be wrong.
I guess this is why they're not usually allowed to have guns.
They're to incompetent to be trusted with a fire arm.
It's not the japanese as a whole, just Osaka
I don't get it! She committed an infraction and he's the victim. Why are the police after him!?
Think of the JKs!
Careful, soon that'll be a crime too.
you must be new here
This shit is totally fake, the fact that some of you actually believe it means that you've finally been brainwashed by SC's nonsense.
These dick-brains better start upping some sources~
Or you could take two seconds to follow the link to the police website that lists it.
You idiots both need to join those skirt-chasing cops. One for 1st hand proof & the other to see just how fucking ridiculous it is.
The report that the "source" site links to 404s. Your move.
Only in Osaka
Couldn't a spiteful "JK" just walk into a police station and claim that so and so just tried to rape them, and have that person arrested on their word alone?
Tomorrow in the news rape epidemic all over Japan as JKs show up in record numbers to report being assaulted.
3s channeled
assault
world of warhammer skill
legolas doubles got that....? n n nnot that japanese are legolas???? i mean if they are.... i didnt know!
What?
They already do that with groping accusations.
by "turn on your lights" he probably meant for her to show him her nonexistant "headlights" if you know what i mean
In what world is your "headlights" slang for anything . . .
this biggest idiots here are the police for wasting time with this....I mean it's not bad enough they let known pedophiles keep their teaching credentials?
Wouldn't you be more suspicious of a person without lights riding around at night?
That's what I did when I was being a hoodlum.
Dear diary, today I've done some role-playing with a schoolgirl and afterwards went home on my large silver scooter :x
the end
.or did I?
O_o
Japan
such danger
wow
japanese law enforcement is such a joke
Japanese laws protecting schoolgirls against anything and everything, even when they're at fault, is a joke.
I know america is fucked up, but damn Japan, Damn.
America is much more fucked up when it comes to laws.
They are over-protective for their woman and very extreme in some cases. I don't surprise why men in Japan don't want to share a train with their women in the poll.