Tsukiko’s Daily Show Debut Totally Tentacular


Tsukiko of Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko fame has been gaining notoriety of late due to her entirely unexpected and hopefully incidental appearance on The Daily Show – being menaced by tentacles in a very unofficial manner.

The cause of her otherwise inexplicable appearance has been theorized as a lazy Google search involving such staples as “hentai” or “tentacles.”


While a peculiar sight, the octopus is actually part of the National Reconnaissance Office’s insignia for its recently launched “NROL” satellite, the insignia’s slogan referring more to topical military matters than tentacle molestation.

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    Comment by Joshi Chugakusei
    20:56 11/12/2013 # ! Good (+0.3)

    I almost wanna watch this episode to see why lovely Tsukiko showed up, but then I remember "Jon Stewart" is the biggest anti-lolicon, anti-pedosexual pale white person on that side of the Pacific Ocean.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    06:10 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    so the asshole is trying to make things for anime worse by informing the goddamn soccer moms?
    wonderful, now I'll never watch his or colbert's shows ever again.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:34 14/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)


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    Comment by pillar81
    13:23 16/12/2013 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Chill the fuck out and Go Forth And Die. Somebody call a wwaaambulance.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Calm down, weaboo. Take an extra Zoloft and chill the fuck out.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:42 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    So...being a pedophile is a good thing?

    Cuz...no offense here people, but wanting to fuck an actual kid is bad. If you're gonna jerk it to 2D, das cool. Just don't molest kids IRL, that's fucked up.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:57 13/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Being a pedophile and molesting kids are two different things.

    Also, the comment you are responding to didn't say anything about pedophilia being a good thing. I'm going to have to assume you didn't mean to respond to him.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:03 13/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    He was lambasting John Stewart as being "anti-pedosexual", so I assumed he was in some way pro.

    I get the two are different things though. I got my Wikipedia Degree and all that jazz.

    Also why is the term pedosexual getting bandied about? Is it because it has a less negative connotation than say "pedophile"?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:06 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    He's also overrated, pompous, and an ass that is rarely funny, but people pretend to love him for his politics.

    Comment by Anonymous

    So basically a clone of you right?

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    Comment by Spigot
    04:38 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Stephen Colbert is far better.

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    Comment by Mauvais
    18:38 14/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Ya know, his jokes didn't have anything to do with the age of the character in the picture. It was only about tentacle porn. Everything he said was about octopi and tentacles.
    Why is everyone getting worked up about age politics?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:14 11/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The image only shows up for a moment in the show and like the article says, the girls origins aren't mentioned... The actual joke is just "That logo is one terrified shcoolgirl away from being a very popular comic in tokyo." And that's it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:31 20/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Typical anime pedophile right here folks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:05 11/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    basically that octopus is a symbol for the raping of our privacy by organizations like the NSA. he then ties that in with tentacle rape being a common trope of anime porn.

    the punch line was something like "that octopus is one school girl away from being in an anime porn"

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:46 11/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    He's fucking hilarious though so he's forgiven...

    Comment by Anonymous

    John Stewart is a moralfag SWPL and even if he isn't part of the neocon push to inflict muh moralz on art, he might as well be.

    Yeah, sure. Tell me all about how "liberal" you are as you crack down on free expression, which you don't actually believe in, you fascist.

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    Comment by Dia
    23:41 11/12/2013 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    I have seen nothing in the last 6 years that indicates that JC is right.

    Comment by Anonymous

    In other words. He ran out of ideas for insulting his own country so he used something that he thought nobody know of.
    Age really make people extra senile, especially for public figure.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:06 12/12/2013 # ! Drivel (-0.7)

    People like you need to swallow your pride and get over yourself. Really.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:17 11/12/2013 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    Lolicon is a disease.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:58 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    being gay was a disease some years ago
    maybe in some decades, being a lolicon or a pedophile or eating your neighbors will be normal

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:54 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    "Yeah! like you know white and black people living together that would be like mixing cats and dogs", believed to be true in south Africa until they abolished apartheid.
    Claiming that certain kinds of sexual attractions are equal to killing people is delusional.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:13 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    If it's consensual and doesn't fuck any participant up for life, go right ahead. Can't see a pedo fitting that description.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:09 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dude i love ur arguments to this lilo hatters comments lol XD

    Comment by Anonymous

    Homosexuality is a genetic defect, like autism & downs syndrome. Pedophilia & cannibalism anomalies related to social behavior.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:51 12/12/2013 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    As opposed to a whiny yellow piss skinned bitch whose parents were too pussy to cut it in their own country :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:41 11/12/2013 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    >anti-lolicon, anti-pedosexual

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    All lolicons and peados should die.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:34 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd say it depends on which type.
    If you're talking lolicon/pedophiles who actively harass, are attracted and with chance would harm children, then yes; I agree with you 100%.
    On the side of 2D, I'd say it's perfectly fine; those people are probably around as weird as the BSDM'ers and scat fanciers. Hell, I like the 2D variety but I have absolutely zero attraction to the 3D type, and zero pity for those who act on that kind of urge.

    It's really the same with everything else in that regard, it's a forbidden fantasy; forbidden = hot. Whether we care to let our morals say what we can get off to or not, all one really has to do is live as a respectable person and have their good times when they're alone and nobody is there (or with a consenting adult.)

    I think there is a boundary as far as that's concerned, and it is a boundary that should not be crossed. Personally, if there were a real pedo; I'd much prefer them to take their urges out on a fantasy rather than in reality, thank you very much.

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    Comment by fxc2
    01:18 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    The hypocrites fall somewhere in the middle, I guess?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:51 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    And let's not forget tall people who date people with dwarfism.

    I don't see how they look different to children.

    Comment by Anonymous

    So do people who play first person shooters.

    I don't see how fictional murder is any less abhorrant than actual murder.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:52 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Because no child is getting molested. Retard.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:22 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Because no one is getting killed. Retard.

    04:14 12/12/2013 # ! Good (+0.3)

    Actually seems like a very accurate depiction of what the NSA does.

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    Comment by oniichan
    08:43 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'm just happy Anime is being mentioned in America and with Tsukiko no less. Normally it would be something Queens Blade looking if referenced by America. Nice to see some Moe. Tentacles just add more charm.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:41 13/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sure, because things TOTALLY become better when they go mainstream via North-american propaganda...

    Dude, think twice before typing something. True, anime culture is mostly overlooked, but who did ever say that is a bad thing...? What little attention it has outside anime fans has brought more trouble than benefits, mind you.

    And... no, tentacles do not add "charm", you chose a terrible word there. At least for non-internet standards. Reduce your log-in sessions' duration, friend.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:04 11/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's just a tv show... The picture was only onscreen for about 5 seconds. Not a big deal.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:43 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    But blowing things out of proportion is kinda SanCom's thing.

    Comment by Anonymous

    lmao but you knew any shot the world can take against the U.S they will. Even if its a five second clip, they will take offense. Even when their own country does worse, they will ignore it and instead blame the U.S. and when the U.S. has their back on some stupid island war that America has nothing to do with but still helps, they become best buddies with the U.S.

    Face it, no one likes when someone else is #1 and they will continue to throe pebbles at the U.S. until another country becomes the dominant power; then they will start hating that country and throw pebbles at them

    Most countries around the world will take U.S. aid in their right hand while giving them the middle finger with their left behind their backs. Americans should already be used to it.I wonder what would happen if the 40 billion plus dollars per year aid that the U.S. give was to suddenly stop....

    Comment by Anonymous

    They'll collapse and when they emerge they'll be more anti-American or rebuff American contact and interest completely.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I will keep that in mind the next time a tsunami washes half a country away.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Hey, I always appreciate all the US/UN effort to help the world.
    Let's say that those sentiment is not shared by everyone.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:14 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Christians - Bringing salvation to godless heathens since the colonial era.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:49 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It is one thing to give aid. It is another when you attach conditions to the aid, and it is completely different when you try to impose your values on another country.

    The last reason is why america is hated. Think of it as your neighbour ordering you around.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:38 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ...it was a joke about tentacle rape (which only exists in hentai/ecchi anime) and how that satellite is "probing" the world.
    they just put in a random anime character to show what its doing.
    No hidden meanings.
    Just suppose to be a joke :X

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    Comment by C
    10:19 12/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    When I saw this last night on the show, I laughed my ass off in the fashion of, "OH NO, HE DIDN'T JUST DO THAT."
    It was funny, and unlike the majority of easily offended people, I didn't find it as such since the likelihood of the character in question being specifically chosen is quite low.
    Please stop being butthurt, everybody. It doesn't help.

    Also, to those who are SO against lolicons that you think they should all drop dead, I could say the same about you or anyone else. It doesn't matter because that thought makes us both look like monsters.
    Seriously, not all pedos and lolicons are rapists or molesters. (TL;DR, lolicon =/= child rapist)

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:13 16/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    it was funny as shit.

    Had to rewind the DVR to show wife.

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