In the wake of a new anti-spying law, top nationalist politician Shintaro Ishihara is calling for Japan to go a step further and emulate Israel by “creating our own Mossad” (or “Section 9” as GitS fans have pointed out).
In recent public remarks, the 81-year-old ex-Tokyo mayor (his hand-picked successor’s political career is currently unravelling over a $500,000 loan he refuses to explain) and Ishin no Kai spokesman called media opposition to Japan’s new anti-spying law “groundless” and “part of their persecution complex.”
He also went further and proposed Japan solve its spying problems with its own Mossad:
“In addition to this law, shouldn’t we be considering the creation of an intelligence service like Israel’s Mossad? Despite Israel’s small size they do a fantastic job.”
Mossad is of course notorious for using a variety of highly illegal means to kidnap and assassinate those who it deems enemies of the Israeli state, irrespective of such trifles as national borders or international law – although to generally great success.
Another LDP-connected politician who fervently supports the bill recently caused similar controversy by likening those demonstrating against it to “terrorists.”
The new “anti-spying” law attaches a maximum 10 year sentence to those who part with classified information in areas of defence, diplomacy, espionage and counter-terrorism.
The law sets a massive 60-year limit on the duration of secrets but various exceptions are allowed perpetual secrecy.
This being Japan it is vague in its wording and is widely suspected to be the ideal way for politicians and civil servants to classify any and all details of their incompetence and corruption.
In particular, the mass media claims the 5 year sentence it mandates for attempting to “instigate” a leak is the ideal way for the government to intimidate them into not revealing embarrassing details.
Even amongst Japan’s fervently right-wing online masses, this is regarded as a bit much:
“Aren’t we making one already?”
“This old coot just needs to die already.”
“More pearls of wisdom from that crazed old rape novelist.”
“It’s ironic when this guy calls other people deluded…”
“He should have said MI6 rather than Mossad.”
“Mossad are the best, though it took 30 years to get there.”
“Surrounded by hostile countries, some with much bigger populations, is Japan so different to Israel?”
“Odd that he would pick Mossad. All we need is a proper intelligence section.”
“What is with this old fool. He could have just said the CIA or NSA but instead chooses Mossad of all the agencies…”
“Mossad assassinate way too many people…”
“Japan must be the only developed nation not to have one.”
“I agree with Ishihara! But it should be under the control of the Imperial household.”
“Who do you think will dictate their agenda? If it’s increasing the Keidanren’s profits we are in trouble.”
“Honestly I have my doubts about whether Japan’s agencies are not already assassinating people…”
“So in other words, Public Peace Section 9?”
“Wait, National INtelligence agency of JApan – abbreviation: NINJA.”
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National INtelligence agency of JApan – abbreviation: NINJA
TRULY EPIC JAPAN GO!
All members MUST wear headbands.
And orange track suits.
BELIEVE IT !
Nope, only the most annoying one.
Wow really? Thanks for explaining the joke, that makes it so much funnier.
/sarcasm
Headbands + Orange Tracksuits = Naruto Cosplay.
They also have to want to be the King of Pirates.
yeah, you're idiot
Additionally, masks are mandatory under section ANBU.
you sir deserve a medal
I supposed membership eligibility includes the ability to use Chakra properly?
Japan needs a pair of testicles first.
Nice.
FUCK OFF AND DIE!
We don't want people to see we are bad at what we do so go to jail
First they're building their armed forces with their secret GUNDAMS....and now they're gonna get a NINJA Intelligence Agency. Unstoppable! Then fuse the two together to make NINJA GUNDAMS! >.>
Close enough it is.
Ha, what I find intersting is that vector of Aramaki was done by me, many years ago. It was one of the first I made, and only ever posted it once on /a/ as response to vector request, back when vector threads were still a thing on that board. Looks like it has made some rounds.
Awesome. I've had the same with a lot of the stuff I made. Still seeing them floating around forums with my old alias embedded in the file data.
One or two of my vector traces wound up on Danbooru and I sometimes see them reposted on Japanese sites. It really is amazing how once you've put something on the internet, it never really disappears.
Time has come to revive and modernize the iga and koga clans with public funds!
i mean Koga-ryu and iga-ryu, not clans:p.
Just die already, Ishihara
He will if the real MOSAD won't like his idea.
I thought this guy is dead.
If there's Motoko, then I'd support it!
National Intelligence Agency of Japan would be brilliant. But I had no idea that Japan didnt even have one official. But oh my, Japan getting more and more militant and tbh, they where pretty awful in WWII so they may need to defend themselves a bit, and not just rely on US now!
The last time the Japanese authorities thought like this they lost good men, a war and two cities in a way that caught everyone's attention
Japan deserves better leaders not fools who will take them to the slaughterhouse.
Japs and Kikes make a great team.
Yeah Japan really need a organization of psycho maniacs so that they too commit war crimes around the world and assassinate innocent waiters in Norway...
as an israeli girl; LOL WAT
They need an Ishihara like Angel Cop's Ishihara.
This is by itself not an bad idea but requires two things:
1) In order to do this properly the squad needs an well connected individual with strong ethical values that support the best will of the people.
The comparison to GitS is actually not an bad one Aramaki is an good example of such a person. Someone who will not let himself easily made into an puppet, someone willing to take jobs that might very well incriminate people he considers friends. Even fight the government that pays him and his squad when they are in the wrong.
Such people are extremely rare.
2) You keep them an secret from the public.
Ishihara would makle something closer to SS rather than Mossad. It's what he learned intelligence was when he was young.
I thinks its better than the Sibyl System.
Mossad does what is necessary and don't follow this politically correct bullcrap. There are some people that just need to die, get over it, if it werent for them Sadam would have had rail cannons.
I don't see Japan with a group like them though, i imagined they would send them into China, and get caught. Isreal is constantly surrounded by enemies, shooting rockets, Japan doesn't have such dangers to insight the same skillset, plus, who do you think Japan would hire? Yakuza would be all over that, just what Japan needs, Yakuza with assassin training.
Actually if Sadam had rail cannons then it would have made the fight even easier. Rail cannons don't do shit in this day and age, just a big waste of power with low accuracy and damage.
Yakuza is junior grade. There's a reason why they are getting bitchfucked in their own turf in japan by chinese triads and korean gangsters muscling in on their territory right now.
Probably because most of the Yakuza's members are getting bitchfucked by radiation from working at Fukushima because nobody else wants to.
The fuck you on about. Thousands of US military soldiers and JDSF did all the work. Yakuza won't even try to go near that place in large numbers unless they just want to make a few shows about handing out some toilet paper.
LOL
Cry more bitchtears jap/
Yakuza already have assassin training and "field offices" in more countries than you think. And seeing as how they're already in the business of doing sneaky, illegal stuff that they'd rather the law not notice, who better to co-opt into doing sneaky, illegal stuff for the law?
On the other hand, it would be asking the fox to guard the hen house, wouldn't it?
They think they do. Yakuza mostly outsource their shit, but don't have the balls to go out on their own due to swift retribution they will receive in many nations. Even in third world nations they have to play third fiddle to local mobs.
When they tried, they tend to screw up pretty big.
Japanese James Bond, I can see the harem manga now.
Honestly, Japan needs to create an organization to counter Mossad. They are the ones spreading fiat currency through the world and raping every single nation on earth. Including Japan. Mossad terrorize every government on Earth to accept their dirty, debt based paper dollars. If you don't use it, you'll get bombed, or faced with war, deformation on a global scale or worse. If Japan wants to do things right, they need to take a page out of Iceland's book, you know the blonde Viking descendants, they had the guts to arrest all the Rothschild bankers (protected by Mossad) for criminal activity. Now Mossad is liking their wounds from it. USA's NSA is exclusively run by Mossad to spy on American's and to steal the worlds tech to give it to Israel, and the US govt ends up fighting all of Israels' wars because the FED is owned by the Rothschilds and other Israeli banks. Their is no freedom in the US, only the brainwashing perception that there is. Japan needs an anti-fiat hit squad, assassinations included.
You need to take your conspiracy theories somewhere else.
Seems you're quite dumb, ignorant and a tv drone then. Not capable of reading the real news are we? Just a little bit of a coward are we? Scared of a little truth are we. Yep. It's disgusting crawling low lifes like you that let everybody suffer at the hands of marauding banks. Go suck your daddys dick coward.
True that. The theory itself is not far stretch and can be done if somebody want too. Which based on some evident, look like its happening.
First sign of someone raging, they repeat themselves. "Are we?" Then they will most likely respond with "i wasn't raging"
I think it's more that you're quick to dismiss possibilities as being "conspiracy theories".
There's a lot of stupid shit going on in the world, and most of it isn't that unbelievable. Only reason to dismiss possibilities is out of intentional ignorance.
Primus if you bothered reading his post you'd know he'd getting killed by the Mossad after saying two sentences. In essence he's proving his point with his own actions.
lol so nowadays, simply telling someone to take their theories to somewhere else is considered as bad.
If I'm such a coward and you're such an Alpha King of the shit mountains, then why stay anon? Why say about these under an internet mask?
Go out and say your thoughts out loud like the hardcore macho alpha male you are. Seriously brah, calling names over the internet like a kiddo ain't worth shit.
You will have to inquire about that...
Le sionisme n'est pas une conspiration !
Hey Pedo-Chan, take you're liberal-gay-tard-homo-educated-crawl-in-gutless-hole somewhere else. No one values your opinion. You are just some wart, a living piece of terd that can somehow repeat a sentence which is overused to delegate ridicule to actual facts. In otherwords, you are just a simple minded tool. A true waste of space and an utter, gutless, frightened little whore.
As if anonymity really means anything anymore.
Nor does protesting.
I'm not the anon above, btw.
Says the anon who don't even dared to make a SanCom account. I find it kinda funny when you called me gutless while maintaining dat anonymity behind a computer screen screaming insults and implying that you had more guts.
If you have actual guts, go out and protest and video it up and I'll accept whatever you say about me. If you're just some one who can type out stereotypical insults taken from a facebook response someone else made, you're no better than me. In fact, you're worse off.
Have a nice day.
You should take that advice, 'primus de pedos'.
It just take this one sentence to cause at least 4 anons to go so butthurt.
Regardless of specifics, it's not really unbelievable that there are plenty of rich and powerful asshats causing problems for the rest of us by being greedy and selfish.
Politics, Race & Religion.
Someone's pushed the Politics button. Who wants to push the other 2?
Hey Pedo-chan, fucked your father and brother lately?
Hey, accidents happen. It's hard to see which dick is where when Dad and my bro and I where triple teaming your mom and sister.
You should read your own drivel. It's fuckin' hilarious in its stupidity.