Ishihara: “Japan Needs Its Own Mossad!”


In the wake of a new anti-spying law, top nationalist politician Shintaro Ishihara is calling for Japan to go a step further and emulate Israel by “creating our own Mossad” (or “Section 9” as GitS fans have pointed out).

In recent public remarks, the 81-year-old ex-Tokyo mayor (his hand-picked successor’s political career is currently unravelling over a $500,000 loan he refuses to explain) and Ishin no Kai spokesman called media opposition to Japan’s new anti-spying law “groundless” and “part of their persecution complex.”

He also went further and proposed Japan solve its spying problems with its own Mossad:

“In addition to this law, shouldn’t we be considering the creation of an intelligence service like Israel’s Mossad? Despite Israel’s small size they do a fantastic job.”

Mossad is of course notorious for using a variety of highly illegal means to kidnap and assassinate those who it deems enemies of the Israeli state, irrespective of such trifles as national borders or international law – although to generally great success.

Another LDP-connected politician who fervently supports the bill recently caused similar controversy by likening those demonstrating against it to “terrorists.”

The new “anti-spying” law attaches a maximum 10 year sentence to those who part with classified information in areas of defence, diplomacy, espionage and counter-terrorism.

The law sets a massive 60-year limit on the duration of secrets but various exceptions are allowed perpetual secrecy.

This being Japan it is vague in its wording and is widely suspected to be the ideal way for politicians and civil servants to classify any and all details of their incompetence and corruption.

In particular, the mass media claims the 5 year sentence it mandates for attempting to “instigate” a leak is the ideal way for the government to intimidate them into not revealing embarrassing details.

Even amongst Japan’s fervently right-wing online masses, this is regarded as a bit much:

“Aren’t we making one already?”

“This old coot just needs to die already.”

“More pearls of wisdom from that crazed old rape novelist.”

“It’s ironic when this guy calls other people deluded…”

“He should have said MI6 rather than Mossad.”

“Mossad are the best, though it took 30 years to get there.”

“Surrounded by hostile countries, some with much bigger populations, is Japan so different to Israel?”

“Odd that he would pick Mossad. All we need is a proper intelligence section.”

“What is with this old fool. He could have just said the CIA or NSA but instead chooses Mossad of all the agencies…”

“Mossad assassinate way too many people…”

“Japan must be the only developed nation not to have one.”

“I agree with Ishihara! But it should be under the control of the Imperial household.”

“Who do you think will dictate their agenda? If it’s increasing the Keidanren’s profits we are in trouble.”

“Honestly I have my doubts about whether Japan’s agencies are not already assassinating people…”

“So in other words, Public Peace Section 9?”

“Wait, National INtelligence agency of JApan – abbreviation: NINJA.”

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    Avatar of Ota-Kool
    Comment by Ota-Kool
    15:55 07/12/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    National INtelligence agency of JApan – abbreviation: NINJA


    Avatar of Rya
    Comment by Rya
    18:20 07/12/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    All members MUST wear headbands.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:36 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    And orange track suits.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:43 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Nope, only the most annoying one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:26 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Headbands + Orange Tracksuits = Naruto Cosplay.

    Wow really? Thanks for explaining the joke, that makes it so much funnier.

    Avatar of Daniel Park
    Comment by Daniel Park
    08:08 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Headbands + Orange Tracksuits = Naruto Cosplay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:42 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    They also have to want to be the King of Pirates.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:46 18/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah, you're idiot

    Avatar of Bravo
    Comment by Bravo
    11:00 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Additionally, masks are mandatory under section ANBU.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:02 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    you sir deserve a medal

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:33 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I supposed membership eligibility includes the ability to use Chakra properly?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:34 14/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan needs a pair of testicles first.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    01:33 09/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    19:47 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    We don't want people to see we are bad at what we do so go to jail

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:22 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    First they're building their armed forces with their secret GUNDAMS....and now they're gonna get a NINJA Intelligence Agency. Unstoppable! Then fuse the two together to make NINJA GUNDAMS! >.>

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:17 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Close enough it is.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:46 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Ha, what I find intersting is that vector of Aramaki was done by me, many years ago. It was one of the first I made, and only ever posted it once on /a/ as response to vector request, back when vector threads were still a thing on that board. Looks like it has made some rounds.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:20 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Awesome. I've had the same with a lot of the stuff I made. Still seeing them floating around forums with my old alias embedded in the file data.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:06 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    One or two of my vector traces wound up on Danbooru and I sometimes see them reposted on Japanese sites. It really is amazing how once you've put something on the internet, it never really disappears.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:16 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Time has come to revive and modernize the iga and koga clans with public funds!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:22 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i mean Koga-ryu and iga-ryu, not clans:p.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:53 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Just die already, Ishihara

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:16 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    He will if the real MOSAD won't like his idea.

    Avatar of John Hayabusa
    Comment by John Hayabusa
    00:25 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I thought this guy is dead.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:31 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    If there's Motoko, then I'd support it!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:18 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    National Intelligence Agency of Japan would be brilliant. But I had no idea that Japan didnt even have one official. But oh my, Japan getting more and more militant and tbh, they where pretty awful in WWII so they may need to defend themselves a bit, and not just rely on US now!

    Avatar of Jos Reyn
    Comment by Jos Reyn
    04:35 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    The last time the Japanese authorities thought like this they lost good men, a war and two cities in a way that caught everyone's attention
    Japan deserves better leaders not fools who will take them to the slaughterhouse.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:45 10/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japs and Kikes make a great team.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:37 09/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah Japan really need a organization of psycho maniacs so that they too commit war crimes around the world and assassinate innocent waiters in Norway...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:26 14/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    as an israeli girl; LOL WAT

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:23 09/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    They need an Ishihara like Angel Cop's Ishihara.

    Avatar of Saito
    Comment by Saito
    17:57 16/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is by itself not an bad idea but requires two things:

    1) In order to do this properly the squad needs an well connected individual with strong ethical values that support the best will of the people.

    The comparison to GitS is actually not an bad one Aramaki is an good example of such a person. Someone who will not let himself easily made into an puppet, someone willing to take jobs that might very well incriminate people he considers friends. Even fight the government that pays him and his squad when they are in the wrong.

    Such people are extremely rare.

    2) You keep them an secret from the public.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:04 09/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ishihara would makle something closer to SS rather than Mossad. It's what he learned intelligence was when he was young.

    Avatar of warjoke
    Comment by warjoke
    10:34 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thinks its better than the Sibyl System.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:27 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mossad does what is necessary and don't follow this politically correct bullcrap. There are some people that just need to die, get over it, if it werent for them Sadam would have had rail cannons.

    I don't see Japan with a group like them though, i imagined they would send them into China, and get caught. Isreal is constantly surrounded by enemies, shooting rockets, Japan doesn't have such dangers to insight the same skillset, plus, who do you think Japan would hire? Yakuza would be all over that, just what Japan needs, Yakuza with assassin training.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:23 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually if Sadam had rail cannons then it would have made the fight even easier. Rail cannons don't do shit in this day and age, just a big waste of power with low accuracy and damage.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:14 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yakuza is junior grade. There's a reason why they are getting bitchfucked in their own turf in japan by chinese triads and korean gangsters muscling in on their territory right now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:33 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Probably because most of the Yakuza's members are getting bitchfucked by radiation from working at Fukushima because nobody else wants to.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:16 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The fuck you on about. Thousands of US military soldiers and JDSF did all the work. Yakuza won't even try to go near that place in large numbers unless they just want to make a few shows about handing out some toilet paper.


    Comment by Anonymous
    04:08 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cry more bitchtears jap/

    Avatar of Pyrus
    Comment by Pyrus
    19:18 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yakuza already have assassin training and "field offices" in more countries than you think. And seeing as how they're already in the business of doing sneaky, illegal stuff that they'd rather the law not notice, who better to co-opt into doing sneaky, illegal stuff for the law?
    On the other hand, it would be asking the fox to guard the hen house, wouldn't it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:02 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    They think they do. Yakuza mostly outsource their shit, but don't have the balls to go out on their own due to swift retribution they will receive in many nations. Even in third world nations they have to play third fiddle to local mobs.

    When they tried, they tend to screw up pretty big.

    Avatar of tingle
    Comment by tingle
    19:47 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japanese James Bond, I can see the harem manga now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:54 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Honestly, Japan needs to create an organization to counter Mossad. They are the ones spreading fiat currency through the world and raping every single nation on earth. Including Japan. Mossad terrorize every government on Earth to accept their dirty, debt based paper dollars. If you don't use it, you'll get bombed, or faced with war, deformation on a global scale or worse. If Japan wants to do things right, they need to take a page out of Iceland's book, you know the blonde Viking descendants, they had the guts to arrest all the Rothschild bankers (protected by Mossad) for criminal activity. Now Mossad is liking their wounds from it. USA's NSA is exclusively run by Mossad to spy on American's and to steal the worlds tech to give it to Israel, and the US govt ends up fighting all of Israels' wars because the FED is owned by the Rothschilds and other Israeli banks. Their is no freedom in the US, only the brainwashing perception that there is. Japan needs an anti-fiat hit squad, assassinations included.

    Avatar of Primus de Pedos
    Comment by Primus de Pedos
    18:21 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You need to take your conspiracy theories somewhere else.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:28 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Seems you're quite dumb, ignorant and a tv drone then. Not capable of reading the real news are we? Just a little bit of a coward are we? Scared of a little truth are we. Yep. It's disgusting crawling low lifes like you that let everybody suffer at the hands of marauding banks. Go suck your daddys dick coward.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:38 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    True that. The theory itself is not far stretch and can be done if somebody want too. Which based on some evident, look like its happening.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:47 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    First sign of someone raging, they repeat themselves. "Are we?" Then they will most likely respond with "i wasn't raging"

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:31 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think it's more that you're quick to dismiss possibilities as being "conspiracy theories".

    There's a lot of stupid shit going on in the world, and most of it isn't that unbelievable. Only reason to dismiss possibilities is out of intentional ignorance.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:26 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Primus if you bothered reading his post you'd know he'd getting killed by the Mossad after saying two sentences. In essence he's proving his point with his own actions.

    Avatar of Primus de Pedos
    Comment by Primus de Pedos
    21:10 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol so nowadays, simply telling someone to take their theories to somewhere else is considered as bad.

    If I'm such a coward and you're such an Alpha King of the shit mountains, then why stay anon? Why say about these under an internet mask?

    Go out and say your thoughts out loud like the hardcore macho alpha male you are. Seriously brah, calling names over the internet like a kiddo ain't worth shit.

    Avatar of heiwa
    Comment by heiwa
    14:05 11/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You will have to inquire about that...
    Le sionisme n'est pas une conspiration !

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:32 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey Pedo-Chan, take you're liberal-gay-tard-homo-educated-crawl-in-gutless-hole somewhere else. No one values your opinion. You are just some wart, a living piece of terd that can somehow repeat a sentence which is overused to delegate ridicule to actual facts. In otherwords, you are just a simple minded tool. A true waste of space and an utter, gutless, frightened little whore.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:32 08/12/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    As if anonymity really means anything anymore.
    Nor does protesting.

    I'm not the anon above, btw.

    Avatar of Primus de Pedos
    Comment by Primus de Pedos
    21:05 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Says the anon who don't even dared to make a SanCom account. I find it kinda funny when you called me gutless while maintaining dat anonymity behind a computer screen screaming insults and implying that you had more guts.

    If you have actual guts, go out and protest and video it up and I'll accept whatever you say about me. If you're just some one who can type out stereotypical insults taken from a facebook response someone else made, you're no better than me. In fact, you're worse off.

    Have a nice day.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:03 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You should take that advice, 'primus de pedos'.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:57 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It just take this one sentence to cause at least 4 anons to go so butthurt.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:36 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Regardless of specifics, it's not really unbelievable that there are plenty of rich and powerful asshats causing problems for the rest of us by being greedy and selfish.

    Avatar of Pyrus
    Comment by Pyrus
    19:27 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Politics, Race & Religion.
    Someone's pushed the Politics button. Who wants to push the other 2?

    Comment by Anonymous

    Hey Pedo-chan, fucked your father and brother lately?

    Avatar of Primus de Pedos
    Comment by Primus de Pedos
    21:06 07/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey, accidents happen. It's hard to see which dick is where when Dad and my bro and I where triple teaming your mom and sister.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:57 09/12/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You should read your own drivel. It's fuckin' hilarious in its stupidity.

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