Americanize it a bit and it will totally sell. Make it a co-op …

Americanize it a bit and it will totally sell.
Make it a co-op project to americanize it with Harley Davison.

ie BIG BIG TERRAIN GRABBIN WHEELS
BIG BIG BIG EXHAUST
REV REV REV REVS
LOTS OF RUGGED METALS AND MACHISMO
ROCK AND ROLL

KuroInu Blacker Than Ever:

They ruined a perfectly good loli.
Shingeki no Kyojin Movie = “Live Action”:

Let’s make this a Uwe Boll / Micheal Bay / M.Night Shyamalan / Ryuhei Kitamura production. ♪♪♪♪♪ The tears won’t last forever, but as long as we’re here, we might as well cry together Better now or never Insanity before pleasure Uwe Boll and the Crew, who you know do it better? Yeah right, no matter what, we get paid right? So when you ruin something, make sure you do it right ♫♫♫♫
Ro-Kyu-Bu Unobscured Loli Bathing Paradise:

It’s actually quite funny when you think about it. When you censor something needlessly, people will assume that it was initially dirty. To an outsider interested in ecchi or other things, this is an eye catcher. To an insider, this is just stupid and needless censorship. As for the door knob, they might as well add a censor spotlight over that. The original was family friendly and safe, the BD version is pointy and unfriendly!
PS4 Launch “Flawless”:

I find it funny how people can complain about no games, when all the games are launching in February. Which, on the bright side is a lot sooner than the Wii U’s games are arriving. The worst part, it’s the same old crap we’ve been playing this gen. Just more expensive and better looking.
Miss Universe 2013 “A Parade of Monsters”:

Costumes soon to be featured in January 2014 release of Dynasty Warriors 9.