China Apartments: “Even The Windows Are Fake”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Nov 9, 2013 03:16 JST
- Tags: Architecture, Bizarre, Buildings, China, Made in China, Shandong
The latest miracle of China quality construction to have amazed those in China and beyond is the advent of “fake” windows – in fact just black squares painted on the side of a building…
The local government responsible for the fake windows claims they were painted on to the municipal apartments for “aesthetic reasons” because it was too much trouble to put real windows in the building’s stairwells, but were sufficiently embarrassed by being called out on Sina Weibo that they have decreed that contractors should remove them.
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oh I hate those ingame..
are those walls made of cardboard as well? O_O
Nah, just rubbish. Or maybe rubbish cardboard?
Actually it's VERY probably that they made it out of rubbish.
Not in this case, but a good response to fake windows is that the concrete of the building is already weak, and windows further weaken the structure ..
Why not replace them with solar panels for lighting and would be a good economy in the condominium ...
There at least the value of the panels should be pretty cheap ..
well, the good thing that comes out of it...is you can jack off full naked all you want and no one will ever see you
so you jack off on the stairwells? mmm..
ive done lots of things on the stairwells. shitted there b4, jacked off, had sex, got wasted. yea wonderful stairwells.
A room with fake windows = perfect place to rape bitches (just need a soundproof door).
Damn, just damn!
At least it won't break if a baseball hit it. :P
Yeah. They'll just explode instead.
Or just tip over by a gust of wind
You sure about that?
Yup, i tested it... The surrounding wall broke, but the window itself didn't.
So you was the one who made that giant hole through the building.
finally they have a way to get inside
finally! they have a way to get inside
How would a baseball be able to hit the window?
The baseball itself would explode first...thus not resulting in a crashing window which was none but a painting.
That would mean, however, that the brush used for painting had to explode since everything Made in China tends to cause explosions.
But does that not include people? How come they can build complex structures without these bursting forth, resulting in a chain reaction due to people exploding, causing the next object to explode which causes the next object to explode which causes the next object to explode which causes the next object to explode which causes the next object to explode which causes the next object to explode which causes the next object to explode... ∞?
Wouldn't that mean China is just an illusion?
As a country where each and everything explodes can't possibly exist.
Talk about your transparent lies.
no, these were opaque.
This is quite the paradox
Did they really think no one would notice? And these guys run the most powerful country in the world? This does not bode well.
Actually the third most powerful country.
The US is still the most powerful country and is still equal to the next two most powerful countries combined.
But still they're number three yet act like they're number 52.
country by GDP by PPP would disagree
Anyway it has between 50-75% of America's GDP and 4.25 times more people, and there are trailer parks in America, at least this is an exception in China, don't expect too much from humanity.
I'd rather live in a trailer park instead of that building.
A new trailer in the US is nicer then 95% of the houses and apartments in China.
It's also ironically nicer then many homes in Japan.
See in the US even a crappy mobile home has a proper HVAC system and a centralized hot water heater.
Need to make it warmer or cooler inside just change the thermostat and thats it.
I dunno, I lived in one of those simple cheap apartments in Japan for some months and it was nice. I don't think you would have an ofuro bath in a trailer.
America owes China billion of dollars, so practically America is just China's bitch. They should have learn from this respectful China men how to do business. Peace
>peace?
>what?
Chinese businesses owe US companies more, apparently
"And these guys run the most powerful country in the world?"
That's fake as well.
the building is made from cardboard
From cheap cardboard.
From exploding cardboard.
From cheap, exploding cardboard.
From ch--- ahhh--- fuck you, It already exploded.
I wonder if exploding cardboard is cheaper than regular cardboard.
Why? Ain't cheap to paint those fake windows too.
they don't even line up w/ the real ones,lol
It's the stairwells, not supposed to line up.
In any case, something Sancom quality news omitted:
The original design had windows, but had to be removed in accordance to new building codes. Someone apparently thought the building looked bad without them.
Windows are structural weaknesses. Stairwells need to be the strongest part of a building for emergencies. American apartments built after the 1950s never have stairwell windows for this reason. China updated their building codes to this effect only this year.
Then that is some stupid damned building code. If the building is built PROPERLY, putting windows in a stairwell would do absolutely nothing to make the building stronger nor weaker.
It's not stupid. It's not a structural reason but a fire protection one. Stair cases need to be contained so smoke doesn't get inside while people try to run down them during a fire. Having windows would defeat that.
Most staircases I been in never have windows. And I live in the US. I would think windows would make for horrible safety.
also wrong... to a point. New technology have rendered windows more stable and structurally sound than most staircases themselves.
China cheap, lets not try and make excuses
They don't look very convincing from any distance. The building would better without them IMO.
Could have been worse: It would have been hard on the tenants if the only doors were just painted on.
inb4 all those windows explode
It's like a Wily E. Coyote painting.
lmao!! Exactly!
At least they haven't exploded... Yet.