Cyber-Tatami: “The Foreigners Will Love This!”

led-tatami

Tatami flooring boasting embedded LED lighting has been wowing many Japanese online with its overpowering cyber-wafuu styling.

Though in Japanese homes tatami are increasingly relegated to a token Japanese style room and seem to be fast disappearing from new apartments, they remain indispensable in more traditional spaces.

This and the rather strong styling has led to no small scepticism amongst actual Japanese as to whether they will catch on, although the general reception seems positive enough:

“The sort of Japan the foreigners will love…”

“Actually they are surprisingly pretty!”

“Total Ghost in the Shell!”

“What is this, the Matrix?”

“Far too cool, can’t imagine sticking a kotatsu on these…”

“Not very relaxing though.”

“Looks like the stage from a fighting game.”

“Wouldn’t mind sleeping on these with a futon.”

“Would love to get these in my place.”

“Could be good in a Japanese style ‘health’ establishment!”

“Taratino will love these.”

“Looks like a scene from an American B-movie.”

“These people don’t understand wabisabi at all, do they?”

“This is total SF!”

“Just make them glow pink and the atmosphere will be rather different…”


    Post Comment »
    85 Comments
    Sort by: Date | Score
    Avatar of Renzo
    Comment by Renzo
    11:56 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    A really good setting for my traditional homes !

    I think this can be a good idea for futuristic Japanese Restaurant Setting

    Comment by Anonymous

    Except for the fact that they'll close in 2 months due to the electric bill going up to 5 figures on the mats alone. It's nice to look at but the energy problem is still an issue up until today.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:54 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    LED lighting is lower wattage than florescent lighting, and way cheaper than incandescent. Combine that with color changing LEDs and you have a cheaper and extremely novel light source. Just turn them off when your not in the room, light every other light source and you shouldn't see any major spikes in consumption.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:56 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    *like every other light source... /damn typos

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:16 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    The luminous efficacy is only about 40%-50% larger. LEDs are not magical free light.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:39 25/10/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I weep for this generation, not knowing that their laptops, cellphones, tv's, are using LED's.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:03 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    “Could be good in a Japanese style ‘health’ establishment!”

    “Just make them glow pink and the atmosphere will be rather different…”

    Totally what I'm thinking.
    Now just add some jazzy music and you're set. THE FOREIGNERS WILL LOVE THIS!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:07 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why would we love this crap... you have any idea how much electricity cost? I'm paying $200 per months just for electricity, without heating or anything. It gets worst during winter, so NO I wouldn't "love" this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:11 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    how matrix... lame

    Avatar of Pyrolight
    Comment by Pyrolight
    12:23 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    “The sort of Japan the foreigners will love…”

    Yaaaaaaaaaaa... not so much

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:30 24/10/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I just hope no one will get electrocuted from the floor...

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:25 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's the idea

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:40 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe if it was made in China, it's not right...?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:56 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    More like Explosions

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:29 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    That happens with normal tatami made in China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:22 25/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    that happens with everything made in China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:30 24/10/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Nothin' a good old Nikita won't knock out.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:12 25/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Am I the only one that got this joke? hahaha good stuff good stuff!

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:45 25/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    But that isn't anywhere in Alaska, or even an oil refinery in New York.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:22 25/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    MGS joke, hehe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:55 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    LEDs have solid pastic coating. They don't shatter like most other electric lights.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:12 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    made in china....

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:12 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i can totally imagine it.

    Human electrocuted due to Green Tea spilled onto LED tatami

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:55 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    or kids still peeing while asleep but it would be a lot funnier if teenagers sleeping on it while having some wet dreams.

    Avatar of Imyou
    Comment by Imyou
    09:21 26/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    *bzz, pop*

    "mmh... Biribiri... so bold..."

    *fzzzzzzzzz*

    "zzz... *snort* HUH? WAAAAH! MAH WEENIE'S ROASTIN!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:42 25/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    A small price to pay for the awesomeness

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:44 25/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, that's totally safe.

    A living body has far too high an electrical resistance, as that electricity would flow up all the way to the body's heart or brain, then back down again to the earth.

    Why do you think we don't see that many birds fried from sitting on high-tension lines?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:08 26/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    -because they're not getting GROUNDED when sitting on a single wire, you idiot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:29 26/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Of course they are; the wire will eventually lead to the ground, after all. Even the air can conduct electricity (Lightning, anyone?), it's just that air offers way too much resistance, as that electricity would ever choose to travel through it instead of wires which offer only little resistance. Why go through the air, if following the cable is so much easier?

    Similarly, why travel through a human, if the tatami is full of wires that are so much easier to travel through? And why travel through a bird?

    If you were to cut the cable exactly between the bird's legs, so that electricity would have to either travel through the bird or the air, you can almost definitely expect fried bird meat; proof enough that birds are grounded even when sitting on a single wire.

    Now who's the idiot?

    Avatar of Imyou
    Comment by Imyou
    09:17 26/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    To put it in nicer terms that anon, the birds are ok because they're not creating a circuit. Even if the line is highly charged, they touch the wire and reach the same electrical potential as it. It's like how if you're in the middle of an empty room you can hold a Van de Graaf generator as it charges up and your hair will stand up, but you'll be ok... but then if you touch a grounded line like a sink, it will at least seriously hurt as you discharge (and worse if the generator keeps charging you.)

    Put more simply, it's for the same reason you can use an uninsulated metal screwdriver and no gloves to connect the +(?) terminal of a car battery... but if you do so while the - terminal's connected and you touch the car... it's gonna zap you.

    But... yeah, this setup is probably somewhere around 3V, 20mA. If the wires were exposed, you'd probably have to be pretty wet to complete the circuit, and even then, it'd just go through the bottom of your foot and probably not even be felt.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:35 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    cyber wafuu?

    wheres my cyber waifu? =(

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:36 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    As a non-Japanese, I officially say "meh". Tourists go there for the food, sights, and other things. Not glow in the dark floor mats that may or may not be radioactive.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:07 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would love to go for the food, the culture and the attractions but the mats are still cool and I'd love to see them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:48 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    For the easy women. I mean 'pure virgin girls'.

    LOL japs and their delusions.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:49 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    i'd love to visit a traditional home with those sliding paper doors, tatami mats, and the garden with that annoying seesaw fountain thing.

    why not?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:08 26/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    "annoying seesaw fountain thing" == "shishiodoshi" ~= "deer-scare".

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:05 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I only come for the pussy & doujin shops. Deal with it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:52 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    ecstasy taking German light twirlers maybe, with electro pop playing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:56 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    The guy on the left: Japanese Heisenberg.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:57 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those floor looks like a giant electric stove designed to cook everyone in that room alive

    Avatar of cuppatea@yahoo.co.jp
    13:04 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Awesome ... looks like something out of TRON. Do want!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:29 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks pretty neat but I don't think it'll be any large attraction to foreigners. Futuristic looking though.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    13:29 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually that looks kinda awesome.

    If they're durable and not a fire hazard I'd totally buy some.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:31 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry, I like the traditional tatami mats better. Doesn't cost so much as that and it doesn't contribute to pollution by means of production.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:54 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shut up hippie these things are worth it

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:36 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF. LED is as cheap as dirt and the electricity it consumes is VERY VERY low. Uninformative people these days...

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:34 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    “Total Ghost in the Shell!”

    First thing that came to mind.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:46 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I will say the mats would be ideal for a movie ambient effect. Not just Ghost in the Shell but even for other sci-fi movies.

    13:49 24/10/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Will jizz be more visible, like under a blacklight.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:05 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    No. LEDs emit in a very narrow spectrum, depending on the semiconductor material. If you can see the light, it's not emitting in UV.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:51 24/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol looks cool





    Post Comment »

Popular

Recent News

Recent Galleries

Recent Comments