Neon Genesis Evangelion Movie Poster Parody by Tsudajiro

Though a taboo subject for some, Japanese anime fans quizzed on which anime titles they would like Hollywood to adapt into a movie (or, perhaps more realistically, despoil into an abomination) have gamely surrendered their favourite classics for inclusion into the remake mill…

The ranking:

1. Lupin III

2. One Piece

3. Case Closed

4. Galaxy Express 999

5. Castle in the Sky

6. Neon Genesis Evangelion

7. Slam Dunk

8. Golgo 13

9. My Neighbor Totoro

10. Mobile Suit Gundam

11. Doraemon

12. Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

13. Cyborg 009

14. Akira

15. Devilman

16. Ghost in the Shell

17. Urusei Yatsura

18. Legend of the Galactic Heroes

19. Mazinger Z

20. Other…


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    Comment by Anonymous
    15:34 28/09/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Boku no Pico would be interesting to see.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:37 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:09 08/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Three Ni***s, THREE!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:58 30/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kodomo no Jikan would be interesting as well.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:18 04/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    you are idiot??? hotting to the pedofilians XDD

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:15 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    nothing personal.. really.. but whats so good about boku no pico?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:01 28/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    It just the plain old troll.

    If you never see the Boku No Piko, the mention of the infamous name can lead into someone be curious, and check out the show, which leading to emotional roller coaster for some people.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:17 28/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    oh god why...
    I should had read your comment first.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:36 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    BOku no Pico is tolerable as long as its not ep 1 or 2 since CoCo looks like a real girl , GRAVITATION is PUREly scary

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:21 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUDGzFUmTgg

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:58 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    alrighty~ copy and open... funny. The intense screaming and why I... hmmmmm~ butt bouncing on a boy w/ a woman masturbating in the back... welcome to Nippon where EVERYTHING is possible to print anywhere~~~~~Remember Rapelay was just another computer game for perverts (been out for years!) till somebody needed to back up their rantings both there and overseas.

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    Comment by FonFon
    09:24 28/09/2013 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    No just No...

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:02 28/09/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    exactly ...none not a one ...they just screw them up ...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:22 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why, Lupin's got a chance, since Hollywood is good ad making shoot-ride-fight movie stuff.

    They'd probably mess up characters though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:04 11/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i think a good number of those would turn out ok if they at least got the characters right, and it is possible to do that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:30 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    THIS LIST IS SO WRONG!\

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    Comment by Benoist
    20:36 28/09/2013 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    non : the topic is

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    Comment by Dan Hibiki
    09:43 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yeah, there's not a single anime I'd want to see Hollywood fuck up.

    Scratch that. Panty and Stocking movie! Make it happen!

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    Comment by Banner
    11:10 28/09/2013 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Exactly, Hollywood would destroy whatever they touched.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:06 20/07/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's not like Japan's track record for live-action is all that great. Gantz and Ruroni Kenshin(only seen the 1st one so far) being the only exceptions. all of the others stunk

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    Comment by yuriphoria
    22:10 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    WHY? JUST WHY?

    If you cant to see an EVA or GitS movie JUST WATCH THE MOVIES!. What is gained by making it live action? Nothing at all. Same story (hopefully) just robbed of its original artistic style.

    Comment by Anonymous

    It (whatever they chose) could be good, if screenwriter and director were chosen from among dedicated fans of the original or the genre, and then would be left alone to do what they do best, without producers poking them with their small dicks from behind.
    Del Toro for instance. He's mecha fan, he had full control, PR is fukenawsum!

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:56 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Panty and Stocking movie, that sounds about right.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:02 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would pay to see a Panty and Stocking porno.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:52 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    In which many Americans can relate considering teen parent boom LOL

    Comment by sanimej
    00:05 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds more like a porno.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:35 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Its going to be just like "Spring Breaker"

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:19 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It'd be pretty hard to fuck up a Lupin III movie I think. And that, at least, is something Hollywood would have a reasonable chance of doing well with.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:37 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Need a Italian for Lupin role.
    Benedict Cumberbatch will do!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:51 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gotta be Tinto Brass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:33 01/10/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    None of theses are ever gonna be made into a live-action Hollywood-made movie.

    Case in point:Dragonball: Evolution.

    No,just NO!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:14 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You know, PART of me feels like Hollywood could actually do Lupin III. Of course, it would probably reignite the whole legal thing with the Leblanc estate if they did, though.

    On second thought, it's more like Hollywood COULD have done Lupin III: forty years ago. The manga would have been perfect fodder for Russ Meyer.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:25 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Give it to James Gunn

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:14 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    No... please no, either the rating will be safe which make the content down graded like DBZ movie, or they'll just use wtf, busty, porn star of unappealing bullshit in 18+ version.

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    Comment by Dan Hibiki
    10:25 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want it to be made BECAUSE it'd be a hopeless disaster.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:15 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nö Way they can make Party and Stockung better...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:10 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    not just no, but HELL, NO!!!!!

    Comment by sanimej
    10:40 28/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    BURN THIS LIST BEFORE HOLLYWOOD SEE IT!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:39 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I thought, as a principle, nobody wants ANY anime to be made live-action. MUCH LESS by Hollywood who are INCAPABLE of even the SLIGHTEST BIT of accuracy. I'm still recovering from the cancer that is the first two Percy Jackson movies.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:20 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't get why they need to be made live-action... Anime as well as some select western animations proves that the medium can be used for serious storytelling. Not to mention it's actually stronger in some ways, it's much easier to create amazing scenery with animation than (often crappy) CGI...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:38 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why the fuck do you care about kids movie adapted from a kid's book?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:38 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why the fuck do you care about kids movie adapted from a kid's book?

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:04 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol you watched the second

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:15 25/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol you watched the first.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:23 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    NONE.
    hollywood generally shits all over anything it touches.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:12 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    you do realize hollywood is not one giant entity

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:14 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    But at least a Gundam movie wouldn't hurt that much

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:16 29/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let's see, hollywoodified Gundam. Protagonist would be some US marine without a personality. Enemy would be some cliched bad guy with paper thin ambitions. Then copy the plot of Gundam 0083 but remove the space and everything that was remotely good and replace it with a damsel in distress whom the bad guy kidnaps and voila! You've got Hollywood Gundam.

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    Comment by warjoke
    21:30 28/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    "Other"?

    is that the prequel of "Another"?

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    Comment by WEL
    16:48 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    to translate something into a film you first need to understand it and unless the director already had an interest in the content (like James Cameron with Battle Angle Alita) he wouldn't get it. And if the director doesn't get it the movie would end up as a dumbed down mess very far away from its source and not to mention, changed to adapt to more western tastes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:00 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Lupin could be done great by Hollywood, Case Closed too, and I've always seen potential in Ghost in the Shell, after all, a lot of movies were motivated by it, but no to everything else, especially One Piece, lol that'll just be another Dragon Ball movie bomb. Akira maybe, but there's already been movies like it, as it's like Ghost in the Shell with motivating the creation of.








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