AKB48’s Kaori Matsumura Making Up Storm



Typhoon photos posted by SKE48 idol Kaori Matsumura have been causing a storm of their own after the gulf between them and her official appearances became too obvious for AKB48 watchers to ignore.

How she looks, officially:



However, even her defenders have to concede there may not be that much difference between her in and out of makeup after all:




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    Comment by Anonymous
    14:00 18/09/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    (⌐■_■)>( •_•)

    mother of god.

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    Comment by Kamui
    14:43 18/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Besides her crooked teeth... that second pic, her forehead and hairline, fuck! Are this girls going bald from all the stress?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:39 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Crooked teeth is a fad over there, so much so, it's offered as a procedure beside straightening teeth.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:21 22/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    get the london look.

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    Comment by DarkWisdom
    21:24 26/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm from London and my teeth are perfect.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:37 22/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    that teeth look so menacing.

    17:11 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I was thinking the same thing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:39 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think it's just a case of bad hairdo and a bad camera angle... Still, makeup is scary.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:52 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    >crooked teeth

    I swear Japanese fear the dentist... Thou it could be worse, her teeth could be yellow & brown, like so many other Japanese celebrities.

    >Are this girls going bald from all the stress?

    It's all the Japanese hair straitening techniques & hair extensions. It's pretty common for really glitzed up women in the spotlight to start balding, for example Christina Aguilera started balding a few years back from all the extensions she wore and started being called "wiggie" behind closed doors because she needed to wear wigs to cover the damage.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:32 21/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    >I swear Japanese fear the dentist...
    Truth be told, Japanese people have really small jaws and often suffer overcrowding of teeth. Fixing something like this to the "acceptable" level would involve pulling out a lot of molars (sometimes even ALL of them. That's 8, often healthy, teeth) so no wonder they would rather leave it the way it is.
    They also feel the mouth is a very private area and don't like when other people put hands in there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:23 28/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    How do they feel about putting dicks in there?

    Comment by Anonymous

    1.) crooked teeth are cute.
    2.) a lot of asians have a high forehead
    3.) everyone looks like a mess sometimes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:45 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Wow I'd hate to see what your teeth look like.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:02 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    HOW on earth are crooked teeth cute for anybody, it's disgusting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:47 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "HOW on earth are crooked teeth cute for anybody, it's disgusting."

    They are cute for everyone, who dislikes perfekt Barbie doll plasticfaces with big boobs and no brain or personality - or shortly said "american taste".

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:10 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    American dentists are promoting fad procedures to boost income. Minor straightening, bleaching, veneers are not a medical necessity in the same way liposuction, face lifts, breast and buttocks augmentation are not necessary.
    People are pressured into the style fads in such a way as to almost be brainwashed.
    If the OP visited Brazil, he/she would receive the same derisive comments he/she made, about his/her nose or buttocks, as plastic surgery is such a fad there as to be subsidized for the poor by the government.

    Don't judge other by your cultures mores and customs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:01 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    She doesn't even have crooked teeth, she just has overcrowding. A lot of asians have this, it's perfectly normal.

    Only Americans demand a set of teeth so blindingly white and artificially straight as to look like they're the world's most unconvincing dentures.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:09 20/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not really crooked, it's what teeth are supposed to look like normally.

    In America we are just brainwashed into thinking that everybody has to "fix" their teeth.

    It would be no problem if people just clean their teach regularly, "fixing" just makes it easier because people are lazy here.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:10 20/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    How is it "disgusting"? It's just teeth. Omg, that pillow is at an improper angle relative to the head of the bed, I must barf!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:24 20/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    so if a girl or i guy wants to fix their teath they are idiots?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:01 20/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry, but crooked teeth is ugly. Simply because its shows that one has teeth problems that make eating things harder - with is a very bad thing in nature. So normally people find it instinctively ugly, as it is a bad thing for procreation.

    Comment by Anonymous

    No idea but not everybody has access to dental care jackass. Even if they have crooked teeth it doesn't make them any less of a person.

    Comment by Anonymous

    And maybe, just maybe, *gasp* different people find different things cute!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:46 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Idol Lover Detected!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:22 20/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    crooked teath are cute???? never laugh so hard on this page

    Comment by Anonymous

    crooked teath are ugly, no matter what or who wears them.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Actually i don't care for idols but for asian girls... :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:42 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I find one crooked yaeba fang to be cute, but not all the teeth. It's just too much.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:58 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Who the hell said a lot of have a high forehead? I mean look at her hairline! I am 28 asian (male) and asian people around me don't even has a hairline all the way back like this unless they are 50 or older. Also retreating hairline usually happens on male. I am 28 and my hairline is still way lower than hers. For god sake she is like what... 18 or something? She has some problems she probably wanna go see a doctor or a nutritionist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:15 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or maybe a shrink.

    Stress also has links to hair loss.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:52 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i look allways look like a mess.... guess thats why my crooked teeth where never considered cute.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:22 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You are ugly. Deal with it.

    ps. Trolling at the maximum level.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:18 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    if i am ugly then i am less of a person.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:18 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am uglier than all of you put together. I am hideous and socially worthless too. A real waste of air and housing space. Feckless and wormlike. I'm the biggest coward i know and i manipulate the people who apparently care about me, or at least find a reason to keep me around if it benefits them in some way. I really should an hero, but i am too cowardly and gutless to even try that. Please fucking hate me, because i deserve it and you are right.

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    Comment by Electromistress
    10:04 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^Anon above me is a legit attention whore.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:23 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    sooo the beauty and marketing branche daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

    to say that they possess cuteness and beauty and they take said things away from you.

    if i where You i would evade every beeing which acts like that.

    because they claim that the persona is dead after they took after away theeeeeeeeeese 2 things from you.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Hair loss is also a common side effect of exposure to radiation. Hey, but everyone says it's safe and equal to eating a banana or riding a plane...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:09 20/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sure, but I really doubt that is the case for this girl..

    Comment by Anonymous

    All japanese have crooked teeth.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:34 20/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wrong country. Remember the British Book of Smiles?

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    Comment by Wanyuudo
    13:41 18/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    More like Kaori Mushmouth, I'd really like to know why I see so many Japanese with crooked teeth to this extent. They certainly have dentists and I don't think the majority of them think its cute...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:11 20/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because the vast majority of Japanese people DO find it cute. Seriously, how did some of you find this site?

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    Comment by Anonymous
    16:04 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Result of inbreeding for thousands of years and "trying to stay pure" led to such teeth, and them being acceptable in Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:33 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, the impacted teeth could also be by the miniaturization failure of the genes. Lots of people living on small islands do get smaller and shorter, the jaw and teeth don't it seems. That would be a flaw in natures adaptation.

    Comment by Anonymous

    explains why 30% of japs fuck their siblings

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    Comment by Ichi
    13:33 18/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Crooked teeth being cute has got to be the dumbest thing ever. :| FFS. Someone get this girl some braces!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:15 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    crooked teeth are common in japan and is considered cute.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:06 19/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, no reason to crank that suicide rate any higher than it is.

    Comment by sanimej
    14:24 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Braces cant save her!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:54 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    regretabbly it's not braces.. dentists destroyed my teeth for life due to braces being on for 2 years. She has what I had an overbite which means her jaw is not grown out enough it was already too late when a real dentist realized my problem and had jaw surgery done which brought my jaw out about 1 to 1.5" out.

    If they put braces on her she would be worse off my teeth became perm soft and bad in the gums causing them to rot away :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:23 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't orthodontists use rubber bands on braces to adjust over and underbites?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:53 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I dont trust dentists. Never been and my teeth have never hurt.

    *facepalm* If you've never had dental problems then how do you know a dentist can't fix them?

    What we have here is a textbook example of an affirmative conclusion from a negative premise.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:14 20/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I had my wisdom teeth pulled out when I didn't even needed them pulled, now I have a really bad bite and need to get braces to fix my bite.

    Dentists are scammers for real

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:49 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fun Fact - Dentists only care about Money. Thats why they tell you sometimes that you need stuff that you probably dont need.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:29 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dont trust dentists. Never been and my teeth have never hurt. Current 22. I just brush regularly and avoid stuff like cola.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:39 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    braces and rubber bands only work for relatively minor cases of over/underbites. If it's too much, then you would need to get surgery to fix the bite. They would basically break your jaw and realign it.

    Source: I have a huge underbite

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