MS Xbox One CM “Too Much Even For Americans”

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Microsoft’s decision to market the Xbox One as a cable TV replacement for Dew swilling EA Sports fans is enjoying near universal ridicule online, as the response to their latest advertising masterpiece makes clear.

Unbelievably in light of the reception its initial launch received, NFL is still the highlight of their marketing efforts:

This has not proven well received:


It is too much even for YouTube denizens, attracting thousands of angry comments:

“I started laughing when i saw the dislike bar”

“LMAO@ THE FUCKING DISLIKES. Omg I just died. Everyone knows this thing is going to be a pos before it even released. Buy a PC.”

“Why so many dislikes?”

“You know that a consoles are supposed to play games, right?”

“Because people are not happy they don’t have enough money to buy both consoles and they are jealous.

Mark my words, people are going to be bored with the PS3.5, two to three weeks later they are going to be board because of lack of high quality games.”

“We came to laugh at your ridiculous excuse for a gaming console.

No, we don’t know that it plays games. As far as I know this thing plays football games on sundays, connects you to asian men on rooftops and will power up accidentally whenever you say anything close to ‘Put socks, ON'”

“Xbox, did you not understand the first time that we want GAMES!”

“It would be cool if the xbone wasn’t a 500$ piece of shit.”

“Why would anyone buy a $500 GAMING CONSOLE to watch TV they already have.”

“Read the tiny ass disclaimer on the bottom. Monthly subscription required for Xbox One features. Now who is going to pay 10$ a month just to watch TV through a TV input machine? No one Microsoft. Stop trying to make the xbox seem appealing to non gaming audiences.”

“Yeah, I noticed that too. A lot of the people watching this ad aren’t gonna know you have to subscribe to xbl gold and the nfl package just to get it to work. In fact, all the xb1’s features are stuck behind that xbl gold paywall.”

“You lost the war.”

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    Comment by Anonymous
    23:05 07/09/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Really, showing the NFL crap during the first NFL game makes sense. But it also shows where MS's priorities are with the XB1, and it isn't games. For something that is supposed to be a gaming console first and foremost (no matter what rhetoric MS spouts, people will want it for games) one would expect the games to be at the forefront. Nope, the XB1 just so happens to play games like a smartphone.

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    Comment by Erranty
    13:04 08/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yeah, I really don't want a cable box that uses 500Watts per hour.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:00 13/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    When you're not gaming it doesn't use anywhere near that much power.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:18 08/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's kind of what everyone was mad about the PS4 wasnt it? They were upset that it's a "socialstation" and not a "playstation." The problem is that this social crap keeps growing, everyone and their grandma plays games like candy crush, which this site keeps spamming me about, so now the game companies think they'll make more money making these social games and media instead of with real games. They'll still have real games, just not with as much effort.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:42 08/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    The problem I see arising with that trend is that no-one in their right mind should pay for crap like Farmville or such. I don't have anything against indiegames - but most of these social "games" are simply a moneygrabbing scheme. If noone produces "real games" anymore the game industry will probably die a slow and painfull death. In the meanwhile I'll go back to real "social games" and play more boardgames and cardgames while drinking a beer or two. Heck playing Halo 4 on splitscreen is more social then Farmville.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:37 07/09/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Microsoft you got another Achievement on this one

    First Banned TV Commercial(on Gaming) due using "air shooting on Public for Xbox Live"

    Idiotic commercial to watch a nfl season on a gaming console

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:31 07/09/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Achievement Unlocked: Made a "game" console no one in the world needs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:24 07/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's not the console the USA needs, it is the console the USA deserves!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:58 08/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I see some truth in those wise words

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:35 14/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the words of William Munny, "Deserves got nothin' to do with it"

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:29 11/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Heh Batman parody videos never spoke truer words :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:09 08/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seems have my like.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:05 14/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Achievement Unlocked: Losing the console war before release!!! XD

    Comment by Dark Mage
    03:01 08/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It has happened before go read up on the video game crash of 1983.

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    Comment by Riiku

    I'm sorry, but wait until sales begin before you make statesments. I know that ordinary Xbox userbase thinks it's shitty (so am I), but you underestimate the quantity of stupid blockheads out there in USA who would gladly buy this piece of shit BECAUSE of that marketing. The kind of blockheads who's primary life interest is cars, beer, and football. There's just too many of them, you just don't see them online often

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:33 08/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    The dudebros in short.

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    Comment by Ichi
    15:41 07/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    There have actually been a lot of banned gaming commercials.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:14 07/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    but mostly aimed for violence....but that commercial but "airgun issues" mostly like convince a child to play guns is okay...

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:15 07/09/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I'd rather buy a used PS2 than get this expensive brick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:43 08/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Allow me to correct you, Xbone is not a brick. Unlike the xbone, bricks are useful, you can use them to build houses. I only see the xbone as something crushable for some expensive stress relief.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:44 08/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    We call that a $500 paperweight.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:52 09/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    What about a 500$ foot stool?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:36 09/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, it would piss me off too much if it was left intact in plain sight

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:16 07/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Or a proper gaming PC and play PS2 games on PCSX2

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:30 07/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agreed. FFX & Kingdom Hearts in 1080p with Anti-Aliasing is awesome.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:56 09/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    KH is shit. One of most gayiest games of all times.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:53 07/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Emulated FFX wont have the additional content of the PS3 remaster though.

    And the FFX remaster for PS3 is going to come with FFX-2 International edition, which never made it to the west before.

    Also, it includes new after game scenes, which could hint at a potential FFX-0, where the tale of Auron, Jecht and Braska is told.

    Comment by Anonymous

    You are so stupid. Xbox One has better games than PS4.

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    Comment by Lost
    15:46 07/09/2013 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    i have to ask you to now name them.

    i have yet to relly see anything on xbone that looks worth geting.

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    Comment by CaioSaber
    16:35 07/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Well, Forza is objectively better than Gran Turismo so far and Halo looks like a good series. Can't think of anything else, though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:42 07/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.7)

    The Halo series just got progressively worse, Destiny looks far better. Titan Fall is on PC anyway. All you've got left is QTE Romans and Forza.
    I'm amazed they're forcing everyone to get a Kinect but don't have any proper games for it to show off...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:34 07/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    FPS suck ass.

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    Comment by Noodlestein
    12:52 08/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    @03:18 ANON: He never said halo was on pc with his statement, just Titanfall.

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    Comment by jr2nd
    09:55 09/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    dragons dogma was a worthless game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:56 09/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wii U has better games.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Titanfall: PC
    Dark Souls 2: PC
    Destiny: PC iirc
    Anything else worth playing: probably PC

    games not on PC:
    Dragons Dogma
    Dust 514 (seriously CCP - bring it to PC allready)

    games on XBone only:
    Forza (omg a racing game, yawn)
    That thing with the roman which looks like "God-of-War-on-quicktime-extasy" - who the f wants to play that? Play "Space Marine" it's basically the same.

    Comment by Anonymous

    "both Titan Fall & Halo will be or are available on PC"

    The only Halos on PC are Halo CE, Halo 2 and Halo Spartan Assault granted you have windows 8.

    Nothing more so no Halo 5 and such will not be on PC.

    Comment by Anonymous

    both Titan Fall & Halo will be or are available on PC.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Titan Fall

    Just to begin with, I am sure as the games pour in we will see a lot of great games on BOTH consoles.

    Comment by Anonymous


    Comment by Anonymous
    23:25 08/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    The PS2 has a great game library. One benefit of playing games on a PS2 is that there are no firmware and OS updates, you don't have to install games, and there are no patches you have to apply to the game. You just put in the disc and kacho on.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:23 07/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd rather USE my PS2 than buy something new :D

    Comment by Anonymous

    The PS2 is not going to live forever. Software will.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I bought your momma and played her all night long.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:16 07/09/2013 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    Suck my dick. Only bitches go for Sony.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:22 07/09/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Rather be with the bitches on the ps4 than a MANLY sausage fest on the xbone

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:53 07/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    THIS. I've encountered female gamers on Demons Souls online at PS3.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:25 07/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, people go where the games are, if they are on sony, buy sony. If its xbox, get that. What ever console exclusives most appeal to you.
    Good reason why nintendo can almost do what they want and will still get alot of people because of there first party brands.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:41 14/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Going to take a pretty compelling game for me to spend hundred of dollars on another console to play it. Quite happy with my PC & Steam.

    Comment by Anonymous

    After you choke on my st. bernard's shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:31 07/09/2013 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    No one wants your little dick since Sony's got all the bitches, right? U Jelly bro?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:37 07/09/2013 # ! Drivel (-0.7)

    Butthurt... lol

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