Free! “Totally Merciless Even To Fujoshi”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Aug 16, 2013 03:15 JST
- Tags: Free!, Fujoshi, Image Gallery, Kyoto Animation, Sports, Yaoi
Ultimate DK anime Free! has dashed the hopes of fujoshi with some truly rotten boy-on-boy kiss-of-life action, even as it cements KyoAni’s reputation for taste and discretion…
Rarely has an anime managed to provoke such approval by refusing to deliver the goods, with “artificial respiration” suddenly trending on Twitter and 2ch agog:
“Artificial respiration!”
“It’s coming!”
“They avoided it!?”
“I can’t believe they averted that!”
“They cut the best bit…”
“Damn it!”
“Godly, they actually avoided it!”
“KyoAni are totally merciless, aren’t they?”
“As expected, they will not deliver any direct ero. KyoAni titles always have such class.”
“The naked apron stuff after it is even gayer than them kissing though…”
As even the most pessimistic of detractors could have predicted, the show has already spawned thousands of artistic tributes:











































Naughty Cat Keyhole Lingerie Exposes Serious Pussy
Pokémon Super Bowl Commercial Highly Inspirational…
Evangelion 3.33 PV Provokes Mass Anticipation
Odile Ero-Figure Sheer Tony Quality
Yuika Itano Newcomer AV Promisingly Sexy
Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso Dubbed “Brilliantly”
Ninja Training Courses: “Be Just Like Naruto!”
Dimension W An Emotional Roller Coaster
Valkyria Chronicles Remaster Masterful Indeed
Hibike! Euphonium Goods Strike A Tranquil Chord
Top 20 Most Charming Anime Siblings
Afterschool Hypnosis Club Hypnotic Indeed
Utawarerumono Bathes Harder
Samurai Vader VS Kamen Rider Black RX
Final Fantasy Explorers Gameplay Action-Packed
Koukaku no Pandora Cuter Still
Lively Nozomi Tojo Figure
Dead or Alive 5 Last Round x Tatsunoko
One Piece: Burning Blood Busting It Up
Extended Valkyria: Azure Revolution Trailer Calls to Battle
Umaru Ero-Cosplay by Asami Hamsterific
Goddess of 2ch: “Pink & Soft All The Way!”
Kuroneko Cosplay by Mikehouse Full of Life
Busty Hotaru Cosplay Delightfully Delectable
Adorable Ati Cosplay by Kaieda Kai Kemonomimi Chaos
Momo Velia Deviluke Cosplay Bursting With Bridal Beauty
Skimpy Sonico Cosplay Barely Contained
Kumiko & Reina Cosplay Hardly Blows At All
Skimpy Elf Bikini Cosplay by Saku Supremely Sexy
Gothic Lolita Hatsune Miku Cosplay Busts Out
THEY HAVE NO JUNK IN THE TRUNK
cold water maybe?
if the trunk is in the back, is the front.. the engine?
(no horsepower in the engine?)
if the face is the mask, the engine is the brain. and she inverse turned herself while shitting her pants according to my skate board movements under "no brainer" conditions and her shitting turned "no brainer" to "on brainer" while ravaging out the dick like she is some kind of ice den lindwurm.
the front.. is temporary.
unless garroting which is intended for less safe stuff this makes the viewer vormit.
the whole thing does not leave no horsepower.
its choking...garroting.
Don't know about you but these type of swimsuit are so tight that it sometime seems like you don't have a dick.
Sauce: me
Cos maybe u don't have one.
Imo, the little sister makes it watchable despite the constant barrage of cringe-worthy yaoi innuendos.
This guy has it right. It's worth watching because the plot isn't terrible but Gou saves it from just being a sausage fest the whole time.
Delicious fujoshi self-insert character get?
Why do you torment yourself with watching it then? Are you M?
Seriously, if it's not for you don't watch it.
Then again, Kou-chan...
I'm in it for Ama-chan.
Ama-chan would get the anime-D.
Your name makes me think we could be best friends.
M from James Bond?
M is never dead, since M is a position not a person, there have been several Ms
Well, she dead
Get out of the closet already, homo friend. Face who you are already.
People of SanCom! You need Free! your mind for this show
Go away Taylor.
I DEMAND TO MOSAIC THEIR CHESTS!
What they should do is put REALLY long censor bars over their crotches for no other reason than to make women's heads explode. And they should never get rid of the bars, not even in DVD versions.
and i demand 1% for every milli meter of mosaics from their bilanz .
lets just dream a bit....
oh wait... that kind of dream is reserved for POPSTARS!
is that Chun-li's infamous shower scene in pic #20?
Not exactly. I very much remember seeing the nipples in that one.
Course, I got the recent uncut DVD release, so...
even though this is disgusting gay as fuck, this is still better than FEMINISM, fuck you feminism and your fucking agenda!!
What wrong with being gay? Please explain.
He didn't say it was wrong oh sensitive one. He said images of semi naked guys making out gross him out. That's his natural response. He didn't say he hates anyone, moron.
He did not say it was wrong, oh sensitive one. He said images of semi naked guys making out gross him out. That's his natural response. He didn't say he hates anyone, moron.
take your medicine and turn off the computer
SanCom need to be Free! from this show.
I'd be happy if the world was just free! of people like you :)
No! The world is actually better if all you fujoshits are erase!
Rated down? clearly the amount of homophobic retards on this site, outnumber anyone with fully functioning brain cells lol
Welcome to Sankaku! where the majority of no life virgins live :D
Free! is GayOn!
SanCom readers are RageOn!
Fujoshi are WetOn!
and you are WinOn! ;P
Did it finally end? :D:D:D:D thanks god!
Amen
No, it didn't.
And it is glorious.
14:48 16/08/2013
I wonder... My best friend is homo, and I have lesbian friends too...
I also enjoy beautiful lesbians too.
STHU my homo friend.
ewww
homophobic I hope you get butt-raped
This episode was in a way the least gay. There was a scene where one told the other to tell them about his first romantic encounter, and when he said that he did have a 'Fateful encounter', all of the other boys immediantly assumed it was with a girl.
It was with water.
This show is really more aquasexual than homosexual.
At least it's not a "Boys Love", but still gay anyway....
It's worse than boys love.
How can it be worse than boys love when it isn't even as gay as a Shonen? Even Naruto got more male kissing action than this now.