The latest egregiously skilful use of makeup to be terrifying Japanese men has been unveiled in a recent mook, and is proving as upsetting as ever to those who would rather wake up next to the same person they bedded.
A selection of the “adult gyaru” makeup procedures the previously featured “S Cawaii Beauty Mook” describes:
Aside from the usual complaints about the evils of makeup, the mook now seems to be provoking curiosity from the next generation of otoko-no-ko, and more than a little admiration:
“We could put makeup on you lot and you’d probably look like this too…”
“Men would probably be cuter than this lot.”
“With the right makeup some guys are surprisingly cute…”
“I never thought of men that way but with the right makeup they do look pretty fine.”
“The facial differences tend to make it only work to a point though.”
“I’ve got this book – it is pretty amazing. You’d be amazed at the transformation you can pull off. Give it a try you lot.”
“Fake eyelashes really make all the difference. Any man with those and a small, round face can come out looking cute.”
“How do they manage to change the shape of their noses like that! Amazing…”
“Just get plastic surgery and be done with it.”
“Come on, you could always pull this off with it. It’s nothing new!”
“It should be classed as a type of fraud.”
“It’s the same as a man claiming he is a doctor or pilot or something.”
“Don’t they have to keep redoing it on hot summer days though?”
“One of those girls was hot even without makeup though, she doesn’t even need it.”
“I’ve never seen anyone change that much with makeup alone.”
“It’s also in how they take the pics, angle and so on forth.”
“They are using tape and all kinds of stuff to do this. It really looks unnatural.”
“Photoshop!”
“Makeup is 3D Photoshop!”
“This is sheer talent. I’ve never seen anyone that skilled with it manage to pull off that level of change. Just people with lipstick on who look largely the same as without any makeup. They ought to be proud of themselves.”
“I still remember how I went on a company trip and saw all my female colleagues without their makeup on – I could barely recognise them!”
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Makeup, the photoshop of real life
Before make-up, their skins looked so ugly. Was it the side effect of applying to many make-up or was it their natural skins just like that?
Well, I hear that Chinese people like bleach their skin. Probably not very healthy.
Bleaching=/=Using bleach, papaya soap is used to bleach the skin in asian countries.
Likely a bit of both... Make-up can dry out and partially 'suffocate' the skin depending on the quality and amount of the make-up.
Also, some people can 'have' make-up better then others... And the latter certainly only ruin their skin when applying make-up.
What a stupid question. It's like you've never seen people with their natural skin before. Newsflash: Natural skin has a variety of issues. Are you twelve?
Make-up... in the wrong hands it's the work of the devil!
Rouge on asian women looks horribly out of place. No matter how much make-up they use, adding these bizarre amounts of rouge always makes it look like crap.
its a trap
Sucks to be a woman, it really does.
Why is it that almost all "before"-photos like that, Asian girls appear to not have any eyelashes at all?
The way I see it, eyelashed on Asians tend to be straight, making them look nonexistent. Not to mention they also have finer and thinner hair.
Most people don't have enough eyelashes to show on photos. Cosplayers and idols are always wearing false lashes which are really thick and dark.
NO ANSWER?
no payment.
do not try to mix up my personality with my sex jutsu as you call it. its just fapping like everything else... AND NOTHING I WRITE HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH SEX!!!!!!!!!!
GET IT IN YOUR HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELSE I AM GONNA USE A SLEDGEHAMMER THE NEXT TIME
human transform monster battle
in distant planet, there are all human can transforming to monster but they cant change their
face. in overwhelming competitive battle in their life, come one shota,one lolita, one shonen, one Shojo, one bishonen, one bishojo, one seinen, one josei, one old fart, and old hag enter the
battle royal in their planet to conquer their planet, each one of them are dreams to be the
best fighter. the fight begin ferociously
season2
human transform monster planning to conquering earth, the reason because human in earth was cruel preying eachother using medication, war, government, social, and human itself. human transform monster invade earth and begin dire clash between human transform monster and human earth.
season3
while in heat of fight in earth, otaku agree to join alliance with human transform monster, so battle continue on. but solar storm approaching universe, what will happen to them all?
They all have incredibly nice skin even without make-up, though. I thought make-up was supposed to ruin it.
and this urban legend you got from?
Lies!
I wanna see a guide for older men, how to make yourself look like Downey Jr or Jhonny Depp
Do japan has photoshop user as superior studies.
this is why i stay away from 3D..
are gay man read and watch fujoshi?
so fujoshi critize? do not accept criticism? hide themselves behind their leader which they critize? putting all the presure on him so they can write relaxed? and them calling their leader the only non fujoshi?
equality now my ass.
this gender equality business is NON of my concern.
at least I do NOT consider a man interested in the manga of woman read (reading fujoshi-shit to know what woman read is NOT gay).
i consider the word gay as an DEEP insult.
especially if otaku's like this basement dweller heres use it.
I don't see any prices listed on this brothel's flyers. They HAVE to put the costs/hour so people can know how cheap these whores are!
inb4 trolls claim these as ordinary girls that just want to show off makeup skills...
make up and cartoon, I know sancom is site for wuss
did writing this hateful comment make you feel all tingly?
“Come on, you could always pull this off with it. It’s nothing new!”
exactly. Fake eyelashes, circle lenses and make-up are so common, and not just among Asian women. It's cheap and anyone can pull it off.
They are so desperate.
It's obvious how much they envy 2D.
Busai
There's more makeup involved in these BEFORE images of these craptastic bits than the after.
i wonder if there is an alternative fashion magazine like "yamato no nadeshico"...
NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
IN OTHER NEWS, THE SKY IS BLUE AND WATER IS WET
Stick with 2D people.
Yes, please. So that you 2D freaks will die out.
I think they look pretty without makeup.
This commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W25vWgGxR5o
If a girl is willing to put in that much time and effort to look cute, why would you complain about it?
By the same logic, a person could put in that much time and effort to make your life a living hell. Why would you complain about that?
Thing is, a girl with a fake face will have a fake personality also.
If it made a difference, it'd surely be nicer in terms of results if she spent the time on exercise and other healthy living, instead.
well, a girl with a real face might have a fake personality and vice versa
People who complain about fake personalities full of shit.
sell your housekey's ? ^^
@ anon 11:40:
One of the sexiest-LOOKING women I ever met -- she could have been a Playboy centerfold -- had a fake-nice personality hiding her real, ugly user-of-people personality. Think evil whore.
Personality DOES matter. Even if you only want to pay for sex, the evil ones will Taser you, steal your cash and your credit cards, sell your housekeys to a robber gang, sell your kidneys, etc...
What's the difference between a fake and real personality? So long as they keep the kayfabe I'm not as pretentious as to think I care about personality so much as looks.
I'll be one mighty happy old man after that hot young chick is finished fleecing me. My butthurt children denied their inheritance will make the occasion all the better.
Holy shit man your a complete idiot you know that right. In your old age I bet some hot young chick takes all of your money and leaves you looking like the old fool you are.
i will take over her job to fleece over you just to destroy your pitiful dream of a mighty happyness.
1. Time management... why waste time for something that isn't necessary? There's better things to do instead!
2. Waste of money... well, cosmetics cost a shit-ton of money, women's products are also more expensive than men's
3. Health and nature... the production of cosmetics = chemicals leads to pollution and destruction of nature and wildlife. As they are chemicals, they also harm one's body (ex. some deodorants contain aluminium crystals to block the sweat glands(?). Those crystals enter the body and cause breast cancer)
4. Looks... makeup is fake and looks like shit, natural looks all the way!
> 1. Time management... why waste time for something that isn't necessary? There's better things to do instead!
A person hanging out on Sankaku Complex has no room to criticize how others spend their time.
"as they are chemicals, they are also harmful to ones body" um..... yeah no.... everything is chemicals..... if you dont have chemicals, you will starve to death....
we are organisms that survive on chemicals....
1. Looking good is always worth the time
2. Possibly, but only poor people complain about prices. And poor people are not the sort of people they want to attract anyways.
3. Shut up hippie, your computer is made out of chemicals and causes pollution, stop using it.
4. Unfortunately not everyone is naturally good looking, just like every steak isn't Prime AAA Angus sirloin from a lovingly coddled calf, it's why we slather ketchup on burger.
If someone would rather spend time on the materialistic rather than what matters in this world, I wouldn't want to have a lot to do with 'em, romantically speaking.
i consider sumire voice as eroge voice and romantically speaking i have not met yet.
is this this so called fantasy so many "people" speak about?
english as a second language? why should i teach myself some english?
i explained my hate. now explain your ESL class.
Take an ESL class...PLEASE!
Some people are mature enough to do both. Someday, you might be, too.
why are you forming a conclusion that i would ever complain?
why are you giving a personal response to a rhetorical question?
i havent learned IT better through my non existent conversations with "humans".