The latest egregiously skilful use of makeup to be terrifying Japanese men has been unveiled in a recent mook, and is proving as upsetting as ever to those who would rather wake up next to the same person they bedded.
A selection of the “adult gyaru” makeup procedures the previously featured “S Cawaii Beauty Mook” describes:
Aside from the usual complaints about the evils of makeup, the mook now seems to be provoking curiosity from the next generation of otoko-no-ko, and more than a little admiration:
“We could put makeup on you lot and you’d probably look like this too…”
“Men would probably be cuter than this lot.”
“With the right makeup some guys are surprisingly cute…”
“I never thought of men that way but with the right makeup they do look pretty fine.”
“The facial differences tend to make it only work to a point though.”
“I’ve got this book – it is pretty amazing. You’d be amazed at the transformation you can pull off. Give it a try you lot.”
“Fake eyelashes really make all the difference. Any man with those and a small, round face can come out looking cute.”
“How do they manage to change the shape of their noses like that! Amazing…”
“Just get plastic surgery and be done with it.”
“Come on, you could always pull this off with it. It’s nothing new!”
“It should be classed as a type of fraud.”
“It’s the same as a man claiming he is a doctor or pilot or something.”
“Don’t they have to keep redoing it on hot summer days though?”
“One of those girls was hot even without makeup though, she doesn’t even need it.”
“I’ve never seen anyone change that much with makeup alone.”
“It’s also in how they take the pics, angle and so on forth.”
“They are using tape and all kinds of stuff to do this. It really looks unnatural.”
“Photoshop!”
“Makeup is 3D Photoshop!”
“This is sheer talent. I’ve never seen anyone that skilled with it manage to pull off that level of change. Just people with lipstick on who look largely the same as without any makeup. They ought to be proud of themselves.”
“I still remember how I went on a company trip and saw all my female colleagues without their makeup on – I could barely recognise them!”
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inner hotness doesnt count for the outside world.
So that 1 girl actually would need make-up if she ever theoretically tried to act like a girl.
Inner beauty cannot be hidden from the world. Your glass is half empty.
nah the glass hull is broken
Outside world rots from within.
If a girl is willing to put in that much time and effort to look cute, why would you complain about it?
why are you forming a conclusion that i would ever complain?
why are you giving a personal response to a rhetorical question?
i havent learned IT better through my non existent conversations with "humans".
If someone would rather spend time on the materialistic rather than what matters in this world, I wouldn't want to have a lot to do with 'em, romantically speaking.
i consider sumire voice as eroge voice and romantically speaking i have not met yet.
is this this so called fantasy so many "people" speak about?
Take an ESL class...PLEASE!
english as a second language? why should i teach myself some english?
i explained my hate. now explain your ESL class.
Some people are mature enough to do both. Someday, you might be, too.
By the same logic, a person could put in that much time and effort to make your life a living hell. Why would you complain about that?
Thing is, a girl with a fake face will have a fake personality also.
If it made a difference, it'd surely be nicer in terms of results if she spent the time on exercise and other healthy living, instead.
What's the difference between a fake and real personality? So long as they keep the kayfabe I'm not as pretentious as to think I care about personality so much as looks.
Holy shit man your a complete idiot you know that right. In your old age I bet some hot young chick takes all of your money and leaves you looking like the old fool you are.
I'll be one mighty happy old man after that hot young chick is finished fleecing me. My butthurt children denied their inheritance will make the occasion all the better.
i will take over her job to fleece over you just to destroy your pitiful dream of a mighty happyness.
well, a girl with a real face might have a fake personality and vice versa
People who complain about fake personalities full of shit.
@ anon 11:40:
One of the sexiest-LOOKING women I ever met -- she could have been a Playboy centerfold -- had a fake-nice personality hiding her real, ugly user-of-people personality. Think evil whore.
Personality DOES matter. Even if you only want to pay for sex, the evil ones will Taser you, steal your cash and your credit cards, sell your housekeys to a robber gang, sell your kidneys, etc...
sell your housekey's ? ^^
1. Time management... why waste time for something that isn't necessary? There's better things to do instead!
2. Waste of money... well, cosmetics cost a shit-ton of money, women's products are also more expensive than men's
3. Health and nature... the production of cosmetics = chemicals leads to pollution and destruction of nature and wildlife. As they are chemicals, they also harm one's body (ex. some deodorants contain aluminium crystals to block the sweat glands(?). Those crystals enter the body and cause breast cancer)
4. Looks... makeup is fake and looks like shit, natural looks all the way!
1. Looking good is always worth the time
2. Possibly, but only poor people complain about prices. And poor people are not the sort of people they want to attract anyways.
3. Shut up hippie, your computer is made out of chemicals and causes pollution, stop using it.
4. Unfortunately not everyone is naturally good looking, just like every steak isn't Prime AAA Angus sirloin from a lovingly coddled calf, it's why we slather ketchup on burger.
> 1. Time management... why waste time for something that isn't necessary? There's better things to do instead!
A person hanging out on Sankaku Complex has no room to criticize how others spend their time.
"as they are chemicals, they are also harmful to ones body" um..... yeah no.... everything is chemicals..... if you dont have chemicals, you will starve to death....
we are organisms that survive on chemicals....
does someones lain comp lain?
Can someone translate this for me? I'm only fluent in English, Latin and Hebrew.
i'll wait if someone comes up and translates it for me.
to measure how many person's are still willing to overtake a simple service i used to grant "freely".
Lies!! They're all LIES!!!!!!! *crying*
feel free. carefree! its marketing!
Don't worry. You'll get over it when you reach puberty.
Many (most? all?) women feel vulnerable without their makeup -- even ones who look fine without it. They've been trained by society to think this way.
(At a camp-out)
Me: "Come on, let's go."
Her: "I'm putting on my make-up."
Me: "And what horrible thing would happen should you be seen in public without make-up?"
Her: (long pause) ... "$%#@%%***&&!!!"
At a freakin' camp-out, this was.
until you met cyborg engine number 1 which runs around with her no sweat skin as make-up and until you notice it was her make up .... unless you are robot by yourself you wont be able to handle that much authistic stress.
"trained by society"... The fun part is that if you tell her she's cuter without makeup she says "I'm doing it for me, not for the men!"
its the first barrier... its like passive life leech on her skin. of course she puts the life leech for herself on her skin but the make up leeches the life for her then.
thats why its difficult to explain for wimin.
Women try to improve their looks both to appear more attractive to others and to increase their self image. There is nothing wrong with that and real men understand it. The ones that don't are just 'boys'.
Oh yeah? Then explain why they tend to look worse with makeup. There is nothing wrong with natural beauty, and real humans understand it. The ones that don't are just 'fucked'.
Unfortunately according to this place there's no such thing as 'natural beauty', girls either have too much makeup or are ugly.
Women think that makeup makes for a better appearance...
woman do not think. IDIOT!
Yeah, I used to know a girl who was naturally beautiful and a lot of people liked her. When she started wearing makeup, I told her she looked a lot better without it, and she said "no, I don't!"
People are fucked in the head.
@anon 05:18:
"I dress for women, and undress for men." --Angie Dickenson (American actress).
You're stupid if you think women put on makeup and try to look cute for men. Any man who has actually been outside his basement knows they do it for OTHER WOMEN. Women are competitive creatures and couldn't care less what men think.
Rouge on asian women looks horribly out of place. No matter how much make-up they use, adding these bizarre amounts of rouge always makes it look like crap.
its a trap
Dating 101
* Get bucket of water
* Proceed to scrub off the paint
* Continue as planned
* (Optional) Acquire and use paper bag
That works for you? Or do women still think you're gross?