This is what I hate about the Monogatari Series: they NEVER EVER SHOW COMPLETE SCENES!!!! All they ever do is show bits and pieces of scenes while flashing out to some random image/sentence. Even when it's not denying the viewers some SERIOUSLY GLORIOUS fanservice, it's still INCREDIBLY ANNOYING to deal with!!!
Also, while it's literally impossible to love yuri more than me, it really saddens me to see Senjougahara and Araragi joke about being attracted to other people (Even though I know they're joking). It'd be easier to deal with if they just joked but then they do stuff to make it like they're practically cheating on each other. For example, the past two episodes of the most recent series (with Senjougahara and Hanekawa), don't even get me started on the toothbrush thing with his sister in Nisemonogatari, and the fact that Araragi ALMOST LITERALLY rapes the snail girl every time he sees her. Like I said, I know they're just joking but the fact that they joke through actions as well...it just makes me kind of sad. Especially since I love the Senjougahara x Araragi pairing.
On a brighter note though, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE UNCENSORED BLU-RAY VERSION TO COME OUT. DOES ANYBODY HAVE A DATE FOR THE FIRST BLU-RAY!?
no i allow myself to be sad and angry and ranting about free while i let myself rant and be angry about nekomonogatari for clarification's ass because noone reads it anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I said a trolling woman, probably a fujoshi. 1, That would indicate that the person doesn't actually like yuri since I said they were trolling wouldn't that genius? and 2 not every fujoshi hates yuri just ask shuubi. Wow you're stupid, learn to read before replying to me and embarrassing yourself as so many do. Good thing your anon and didn't log into your account you're pretending to not have in fear of me.
Again, its funny to see how many anons lash out at you in their stupidity, in the defence of people that have larger and bigger comments full of hot air.
I can almost feel where you're coming from, the ADD scene style bothered me at first and I'm shipping Araragi and Senjougahara super-hard, but I can never forgive you for not appreciating the ero-toothbrush. And the series wouldn't have the same soul without the scene break cards and random asides.
Yes, but the scene break cards stole so much of the magic from that glorious shower scene. And don't you dare deny that! It was still pretty damn magical though.
The best part is that they never turn this into a absolute complete fan service by giving you the whole package. They make you always want more as it should be. Shaft makes it just the right of amount of sexy without it losing any luster.
Sorta how love gets interesting at the start but loses its flare, Monogatari will always be the tease.
basically you dislike artistic cinematography and prefer still camera shots of scenes. I find all the camera flashes and random stuff makes it more enjoyable and hot (in fanservice scenes like this)
I wrote ONLY, I have nothing against yuri, unlike you a selfish that want everything to be just your way.
Get out you first, this was never yuri anime and many still do not get used to the idea of change.
Not enough the infinity of anime yuri available in the market?
You have a sexual preference(good for you!!),but have respect of others too!!
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Well, I'm fucked. I got a tiny girth. Gonna have to compensate and stick a couple of fingers in along with my penis simultaneously while keeping consistent motion which is quite the circus act.
"Penis size has been the subject of dozens of studies, as well as countless urban legends, myths and spam emails. For many men, the idea of not measuring up can cause a great deal of anxiety."
poor penis. i was able to reprieve my penis from this sort of torture (yes i am exagarararating).
This is getting interesting...
The plot, I mean
You gay or something?
Yeah Yurimonogatari :D
Didn't expect that short hair black hanekawa looks awesome.
BASED SHAFT
yes the base of the shaft, thats were I start my exersizes when watching this show.
TYBG
YURI!
urea!
... are we gonna get UNCENSORED materials this time in the BDs?
No they're chickenshit that it might offend some guy. Like a child molesting christian, or a feminist from huffington post.
careful not to hope too much, or you(we all)'re gonna get SHAFTED.
yea a tokyo ban on fan service.
This is what I hate about the Monogatari Series: they NEVER EVER SHOW COMPLETE SCENES!!!! All they ever do is show bits and pieces of scenes while flashing out to some random image/sentence. Even when it's not denying the viewers some SERIOUSLY GLORIOUS fanservice, it's still INCREDIBLY ANNOYING to deal with!!!
Also, while it's literally impossible to love yuri more than me, it really saddens me to see Senjougahara and Araragi joke about being attracted to other people (Even though I know they're joking). It'd be easier to deal with if they just joked but then they do stuff to make it like they're practically cheating on each other. For example, the past two episodes of the most recent series (with Senjougahara and Hanekawa), don't even get me started on the toothbrush thing with his sister in Nisemonogatari, and the fact that Araragi ALMOST LITERALLY rapes the snail girl every time he sees her. Like I said, I know they're just joking but the fact that they joke through actions as well...it just makes me kind of sad. Especially since I love the Senjougahara x Araragi pairing.
On a brighter note though, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE UNCENSORED BLU-RAY VERSION TO COME OUT. DOES ANYBODY HAVE A DATE FOR THE FIRST BLU-RAY!?
This is definitely written by a trolling woman. Probably a fujoshi. Not even worth me countering your points. Your opinion matters not.
You allow yourself to be sad and angry and ranting about Free; let her at least rant and be angry about Nekomonogatari, for God's (or whoever's) sake!
no i allow myself to be sad and angry and ranting about free while i let myself rant and be angry about nekomonogatari for clarification's ass because noone reads it anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Please don't compare this masterpiece to fucking Free. I never say I hate women, but the women on this site are making me fucking hate women.
I know right, ever since internet access became readily available in the kitchen, they've been spouting their crap everywhere now.
I didn't talk about comparing Free and Nekomonogatari this time… I talked about everyone's right to debate. Right?
A fujoshi that loves yuri? The complete lack of logic in your comment is pretty extreme, even for your standards.
I said a trolling woman, probably a fujoshi. 1, That would indicate that the person doesn't actually like yuri since I said they were trolling wouldn't that genius? and 2 not every fujoshi hates yuri just ask shuubi. Wow you're stupid, learn to read before replying to me and embarrassing yourself as so many do. Good thing your anon and didn't log into your account you're pretending to not have in fear of me.
Again, its funny to see how many anons lash out at you in their stupidity, in the defence of people that have larger and bigger comments full of hot air.
Just look To love-ru Darkness and stfu.
I can almost feel where you're coming from, the ADD scene style bothered me at first and I'm shipping Araragi and Senjougahara super-hard, but I can never forgive you for not appreciating the ero-toothbrush. And the series wouldn't have the same soul without the scene break cards and random asides.
Yes, but the scene break cards stole so much of the magic from that glorious shower scene. And don't you dare deny that! It was still pretty damn magical though.
The best part is that they never turn this into a absolute complete fan service by giving you the whole package. They make you always want more as it should be. Shaft makes it just the right of amount of sexy without it losing any luster.
Sorta how love gets interesting at the start but loses its flare, Monogatari will always be the tease.
Someone has not read the book.
your point beeing..?
THAT is not even a point! its a mere internet account. nothing you can force me with. you wont be able to "tame" me with this kind of annoyance!
but I AM done with you guys. i am just moving on to another game and create another account and that's it.
basically you dislike artistic cinematography and prefer still camera shots of scenes. I find all the camera flashes and random stuff makes it more enjoyable and hot (in fanservice scenes like this)
Yurimonogatari yay!
Speak Engrish please.
Translation = Lesbiangatari.
Lesbostory would be better
you forgot to translate the last part, genius.
lesbianmonogatari
brains please
rugmunchergatari
Muffpunchergatari
get out yankee.
Preparation for a 3 some?
Or Araragi will take a foot in the ass of the two?
If stay only in yuri plot will get boring :P
Fuck off, yuri-hater!
I wrote ONLY, I have nothing against yuri, unlike you a selfish that want everything to be just your way.
Get out you first, this was never yuri anime and many still do not get used to the idea of change.
Not enough the infinity of anime yuri available in the market?
You have a sexual preference(good for you!!),but have respect of others too!!
araragi alrady have his 2 sistah
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
The average American man's penis is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters) long when erect, a new survey of 1,661 men finds.
The study, published online July 10 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, is relatively consistent with the results of prior surveys of penis size.
Penis size has been the subject of dozens of studies, as well as countless urban legends, myths and spam emails. For many men, the idea of not measuring up can cause a great deal of anxiety.
But whether penis size truly matters to a man's sex partner is up for debate. Some research shows that women who experience vaginal orgasms do so more consistently with men of bigger girth.
Well, I'm fucked. I got a tiny girth. Gonna have to compensate and stick a couple of fingers in along with my penis simultaneously while keeping consistent motion which is quite the circus act.
your point beeing..?
"Penis size has been the subject of dozens of studies, as well as countless urban legends, myths and spam emails. For many men, the idea of not measuring up can cause a great deal of anxiety."
poor penis. i was able to reprieve my penis from this sort of torture (yes i am exagarararating).
overrated garbage. highschool dxd > Nekomonogatari
what's that? never heard of it...