“Unforgettably Soft”: Chikan Cop in JC Groping Spree

after kishi_youko by tony

A cop who admitted to groping 30 girls on the trains of Kinki says he had to keep groping “because of how unforgettably soft they were,” and has been harshly punished with a month’s suspension from active duty.

The 38-year-old Osaka prefectural police corporal’s undoing began when a middle school girl sat on a Kintetsu commuter train felt someone press the back of his hand against her bare thigh.

The corporal admits his less than cunning scheme was to “make her think it was chance contact as it was the back of my hand.”

The girl looked over and saw that he appeared to be asleep, but rather than fall for the ruse took a snap of his face with her trusty cell phone.

Amazingly the photo she provided to the authorities survived being lost or accidentally deleted, and a week later when he was caught in the act of groping another woman they knew they had their man.

He conceded that “I must have groped women 30 times on the train” and explains they were simply too soft to give up: “It started when a jolt on the train knocked my hand onto a woman’s bottom. I couldn’t forget how soft it felt.”

After his perverted antics came to light, police came down hard on him – by suspending him from work for a month. He in turn obligingly “voluntarily retired.”

Authorities claim they do actually intend to press chikan-related charges against him for groping the schoolgirl.

The case has inspired a fair amount of comment online, though not much surprise:

“At least he was honest about it.”

“Voluntary retirement… don’t they see how bad they look?”

“At least fire him, this was a clear crime.”

“And so he gets to keep his pension and retirement payout…”

“I can’t believe they didn’t at least sack and arrest him.”

“If he really was only interested in soft girls he could have used a brothel. He was probably more interested in the chikan side…”

“Brothels, marriage, his own backside, other men, he had other options!”

“JCs and JKs are certainly unusually soft – there’s no comparison to some working girl!”

“Just a corporal at 38, a useless guy and a pervert.”

“Chikan seems to be a uniquely Japanese crime. Overseas I can’t believe the women would shut up and take it, and the men would probably not do it unless they went all the way and raped the woman.”

“Our cops are as bad as the teachers! The only difference being they probably manage to cover up the vast majority of their crimes…”

“He was sat there with his eyes shut rubbing some poor girl’s thigh with the back of his hand and savouring the feel. I bet he felt dread at hearing the shutter sound made by her camera pointed at his ‘sleeping’ face!”

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    Avatar of Primus de Pedos
    Comment by Primus de Pedos
    14:27 10/07/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Government officials in Japan practically got diplomatic immunity.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He was just inspecting the Japanese Produce for export wasn't he?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:23 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    my He did something similar.... very similar.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:38 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    or better said... its the reason he KNOWS he is not on place 1 or 7.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:11 15/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    This makes me unforgettably hard.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:35 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    for example did he test out if his curriculum vitae is beeing noticed. its his mayor factor why he see's his presence as "unnoticed".

    Avatar of Fresh Start!
    Comment by Fresh Start!
    13:13 10/07/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Cop gets caught: one month suspension and back to groping

    Average civilian gets caught: Public outcry and go to jail.

    Foreigner gets caught: Death sentence.

    Seems legit...

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:10 10/07/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Dont forget 'mangaka found to be using reference or tracing: suspended from publisher, books put out of print, permament red mark that may prevent them from ever getting their manga published again'

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:04 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Using a reference is one thing. That's understandable and forgivable. Tracing someone else's work is another matter entirely.

    If they're tracing, they probably deserve that "red mark".

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:22 10/07/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    My point was that molesting people when you're a damn cop is a bit more serious than tracing or referencing, but the punishment is much less.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:29 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Politician : Reelected. Next time, elected for a more important position.

    Avatar of Dia
    Comment by Dia
    01:04 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Damn! You tapping that yet?

    The one month suspension was from policing, not from groping. In any case, he'll have plenty of time for groping in his retirement.

    Avatar of Assassinister
    Comment by Assassinister
    18:19 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seems that law is similar to China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:09 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Evidence? Or is it just SanCom racism?

    China executes around four dozen cops every year, many of them high ranking. Punishment given out is anything but too light. They give out the death sentence a lot in general, especially in white collar crimes that don't involve murder, which wouldn't qualify for the chair in most other countries.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:47 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    This may not apply for high ranking officers or Politicians in China. Not sure if you can read this but it is simply a dude who suppose to be punished by death since he'd taken bribes (and yes, way too much bribes. It was 60 times more than what is enough to get a person death sentence). Recently, he just simply got a suspended death sentence. (which usually turns out to be a release from jail 2 years later)

    I am not trying to compare Japan with China. My point is that human being are simply not trust worthy when it comes to power, no matter what race or cultural background.

    http://www.pentoy.hk/%e6%99%82%e4%ba%8b/%e4%b8%ad%e5%9c%8b%e4%ba%8b%e5%8b%99/l14/2013/07/10/%e5%91%82%e7%a7%89%e6%ac%8a%ef%bc%9a%e5%8a%89%e5%bf%97%e8%bb%8d%e4%b8%8d%e6%ad%bb-%e4%b8%ad%e5%9c%8b%e5%8f%8d%e8%85%90%e5%a4%a2%e6%ad%bb/ [http://www.pentoy.hk/時事/中國事務/l14/2013/07/10/呂秉權:劉志軍不死-中國反腐夢死/]

    I found another source in English, here you go:

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:57 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    They're just trying to balance out an uneven penis to vagina ratio.

    Avatar of Assassinister
    Comment by Assassinister
    22:46 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    how about the case involving the wife of a certain Chinese high ranking official when she participate the murder of a foreigner I think a reprieve if she exibit good behavior her death sentence will be life imprisonment. I forgot the names but when they execute foreign drug traffickers to death with in months or a year after the trial without reprieve giving a sure death sentence. Thats Chink Justice. :P

    Avatar of Assassinister
    Comment by Assassinister
    23:19 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    mmmm that happen recently I bet he pocket a large sum of money making China..erm I mean cheap quality pirated bullet train that cause a major accident.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:12 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you did your job right, you will be executing four thousand cops every year. For every charges you think you know about, there are ten things they did you don't know shit about. You sound like you don't know shit about how things actually go around in the streets over in china.

    Bitching about 'racism' is a fuckin bitch move ch!nk.

    Avatar of Sven
    Comment by Sven

    You're serious? Death sentence for groping? wtf! :-(

    Comment by Anonymous

    So, when did a foreigner ever get caught groping? I hope you are not referring what the dumb fuck grunts in Okinawa do, as that was rape.

    And the death sentence? At least make your comments believable.

    Avatar of Ishmael
    Comment by Ishmael
    20:08 10/07/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    He was comically exaggerating to make a point about the double standart of the japanese law and the general xenophobia of Japan.
    Goddam autists, I hate explaining obvious jokes.

    Avatar of Diemeow23
    Comment by Diemeow23
    13:12 10/07/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    The beginnings of an H title

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:08 10/07/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    He must've gotten the bad end route.

    Avatar of Rya
    Comment by Rya
    15:11 10/07/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Usually this is just the start. He will come back with a vengeance and start to rape them. I learned this from Itazura Gokuaku.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:17 10/07/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    22:50 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I'm just waiting for the day that someone copies a play from his novel and when caught he will say "I was inspired by Ishihara's novel".

    Avatar of Assassinister
    Comment by Assassinister
    18:18 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Ishihara raep novel?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:15 10/07/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    "trains of Kinki"

    Japan has the best names for places.

    Avatar of fxc2
    Comment by fxc2
    13:19 10/07/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Bitchu please.

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    Comment by yuriphoria
    02:17 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thanks i was expecting this and was not disappointed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:01 12/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    He was trying to get kinky in Kinki, eh?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:22 10/07/2013 # ! Good (+0.7)

    cops in japan are all ready a joke, but you add the whole "get away w/ anything if you have an even remotely improtant job" and it's no wonder japan's so F'd up

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:42 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Butts are soft. News at 11.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:13 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    Why is there no 'misogyny' tag on here? The 'misandry' tag is a joke, but this is clear sexism.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:15 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    imagine if he wasn't honest. if he denied it. He would walk free. Only idiots in japan admit it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:45 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Good thing he wasnt caught for walking 10 meters behind the girls, else he'd be screwed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:03 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kinki: It's not just a name anymore.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:43 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    if she would take a dump..... lol...no... if he would take a.... dump.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:50 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why even? Aren't soaplands specifically engineered around groping women?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:18 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    If I recall correctly, soaplands are also illegal.
    If a man is going to do something illegal anyway, why shouldn't it be the groping of soft JC bottoms, as this fellow has so rightly figured out?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:19 12/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    thank god it is legal in germany

    but groping girls on train might end up in a slap to the face or kick to the crotch -.- u still interested to try (maybe some are even more interested now XD)

    still would doubt any 1 would try to sue/arrest u here(maybe if u beat up someone while getting filmed by train station security camera ^^)

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:32 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It can't be helped, its what they were born to do, its what they do, its what they are paid to do, its whats expected of them to do, its what they do!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:44 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    This reflects poorly on the Osaka Red Light district. A person would rather commit a crime than visit their working girls.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:01 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan is so fucked up. They're such a disgusting race.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:45 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    15:09 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I understand the guy perfectly no matter your rank/social status those Japanese schoolgirls r so irresistible that can't be helped sometimes :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:46 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    can't lie, i want to cop a feel at least once. inb4 fbi logs post and at doorstep

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:28 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Trains of Kinki." lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:40 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    "trains of kinky". LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:21 17/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    16:15 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i just noticed the TK.

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