“What Free! Would Be Like If Haruka Was a Girl”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Jul 7, 2013 16:46 JST
- Tags: Comparison, Free!, Fujoshi, Kyoto Animation, Mizugi, Otaku, Parody, Yaoi
Dejected KyoAni fans have been taunted by a vision of what the enormously popular first episode of Free! would have been like had Haruka been a girl…
The picture in question, posted by a fan on Twitter, has inspired plenty of comment from the substantial contingent of unrotten Free! lovers:
“I think… there may be demand for this.”
“This could work!”
“It’s better with the hero as heroine. The rest of the cast are all basically girls in character anyway as well.”
“Damn, I thought this would be no good if the sexes were all reversed but this could be interesting. Do an OVA like this please…”
“I’m a girl but I think this works. Let’s have it like this from next week.”
“What is with all you moetards…”
“Just wait for the doujinshi.”
“It actually has a lot less impact than with boys though…”
“Remake it like this!”









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the title would be "PAID!"
Quality troll materials. It's raining fearful tears!
not "LOOSE!"?
So guys would have sex for free, but girls always require to be paid?
You want sex with a girl, you're gonna pay one way or another.
Anon @ 00:12 couldn't be more right on this!
Congratulations, you have won the comment of the month for July.
yay...what do we win...
You get lifetime virginity!!!Hooray!!!
lol
I'm an otaku girl with an otaku boyfriend... the poems he writes me on occasions are more precious than anything money could buy :/ (And no, I'm not some hideous, fat, desperate girl, and he's not a desperate guy, either.)
my fiance makes more money than me so she pays for more stuff plus I get sex... which means, your theory is WRONG!!
It looks like Free! has turned everyone on Sankaku into Taylor...
a girl on sankaku?? lies !! :P
Poems?
He's either gay or poor. In either case you'll be breaking up with him eventually.
lol, Taylor is sexist against everyone not just women, he takes shits on us all...
Guy buys girls gifts = GIRLS ARE SO DEMANDING
Guy doesn't buy girl gifts = He's gay/poor
Uhh, we're both in college. If anything, I'd rather get him gifts. I like spoiling him.
lol, I imagine that some of you guys would see going to your local stand up comedian your version of going to curch
Yes.
You have now realized the ultimate truth about life.
Your comment is fantastic and you sir deserve a cookie for it.
THAT'S IT !
I'll pay to get that version
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/3219492
I'd expect it to be called "TRAP!"
I am KyoAni fan boy and I don't give a damn about FREE even in Sankaku. Until I saw this, a comment have to be given here
Sankaku Complex is gonna become Fuckjoshit Complex if you don't stop this bullshit!
Damn, calm down. Just don't watch it and don't click if it bothers you that much.
I don't know why some of you are so opposed to girl's getting something for them.
I'm an equal opportunity pervert.
> I don't know why some of you are so opposed
> to girl's getting something for them.
People don't care about that but are annoyed that SC is lately getting swamped with this BS that doesn't interest them.
What's next? knitting for old bitter dykes?
meh!
There is tons of stuff they can click on. It's weird to me that they insist on clicking on the stuff they claim "to not be interested" in. If I see a title I don't care about, I don't click on it.
But there are girls on this site too, and some of them enjoy this. Let the people who enjoy it have theirs and move on. Most of the front page is stuff that caters to guys anyway. It makes me wonder why they insist on being obsessive about this one anime.
That and... you guys know that if you complain enough, Artifact is just going to keep posting about it to troll you, right?
"knitting for old bitter dykes"
Actually, that's not a bad idea. A show about a sewing circle made of up older alumni from a local girls-only high school in a small town. The girls visit the sewing circle, as it's come to be regarded as a safe place for girls with problems to get advice and assistance. Some girls have boy problems, a few have girl problems. One girl falls in love with one of the older sewing circle members, and cures the older of her bitterness. Everyone gathers together to fight against a beloved local park from being converted to... oh, I don't know, a bowling alley or a karaoke club.
Needs tweaking here and there, but that could be a good show.
Really? We've been through this in the "Free" topic. In essence,fujotards are getting their cake and eating it too. Pretty much the general thought process behind it all.
Girls have enough shit/everything else. Anime is all men have. Think about it we have nothing else specially made for us. NOTHING! I can list off the top of my head 100 things girls have catering to them the number 1 thing being: Men.
That's why Japanese girls hate otaku so much, it something that makes men happy without the need of 3d women. Which is unacceptable. LEAVE ANIMU ALONE!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
lol bitch
Anime was never all for men. And even if that were valid, what it comes down to is that no one is being forced to watch (or click on articles for) this particular anime. Anime for men is not affected by this anime existing. That's all in people's heads. Why are people so up in arms about one anime with swimming guys and not about all the shoujo that has existed for years?
You're thinking too hard. It's the Us vs. Them mentality that has some of you all defensive in the first place. I thought the first episode was well done, so I'm giving it a chance. With the way some of you were talking about it, you'd think all the guys were butt fucking the whole episode. But all I saw was shrug-worthy.
17:32 You just described taylor secret fantasy of being gay gangbanged.
You're not thinking deeply enough about it 1732. If anime starts catering to women more often anime is going to start to fuggen suck. No more quality characters like Senjougahara, just men acting like women (which ironically girls dont like irl and wont date you but they love it in anime and manga) and the shallow shit that gets womens attention like in ouran and kuroshit. No more moe for those of us who like it. No short skirts, no pantsu, no lolis, no harem, no action, no warrior battles, no deres, no role model characters, no deep thought provoking storylines (name one fujoshi anime with a deep story line I dare you) no plots or PLOT, no waifus, no need for quality art (men are visual women like to hear shit), no sarcastic or dark comedy (women are too stupid usually to get it, dont believe me? no shojo anime has it.), and beautiful/cute girl going after the average guy not because hes cool but just because he treats her well will be replaced by poor antisocial average looking boy bodied no friends loser girl gets the rich model beautiful guy all the girls love to notice her and even though this dull boring nothing special about her girl pushes away this beautiful smart athletic guy whos great at everything constantly hes still chasing her annoying melodramatic ass around for 13-24 episodes. I can go on. That's the future of Anime if shit like Free persists. If you don't believe me, free has none of the fore mentioned elements that has made anime the greatness that it is today.
Taylor, the problem here is that you're clearly insecure. I have no fear or malice about what women have that is catered to them. I know what I like, and I go for what I like. I don't need to keep score with other people in order to know what I like. If I want to watch an anime with hot women, this anime existing has absolutely no effect on that. Take a step back and try distancing yourself from the need to win against this imaginary battle with women and just focus on what YOU want. Because at the moment, your energy is all focused on what you don't want, which just means you'll be seeing more of it.
Girls don't give a damn about otaku being out of the dating market or otaku not paying attention to them. It's a well known fact they see any male attention as harassment unless it's the guys they actually want hitting on them. You've invented this war in your mind because you *want* women to be upset at being replaced by 2D, but the reality is, the majority of 3D women don't care. They can get laid whenever they want dude. They don't need otaku attention. When you think about it that way, and realize this territorial thing you have going on with anime is a one-sided battle that's all in your mind, you can look at this more objectively.
The fact of the matter is, Free exists and women like it. Women liking it contributes to the companies success. If the company is successful they can also make more stuff for men. The anime field will also get a much needed boost in income, because while people are all complaining about fujoshi, they fail to realize that there are tons of girls who aren't fujoshi who would support anime like this.
And lastly, why are people complaining about girls showing sexual interest in something? I think this point confuses me more than anything. I couldn't be more happy about it.
Taylor, again you're thinking about it too hard. This is just one anime. And if more anime like this are created, it's not a huge deal. It will just be an addition to the vast library of anime, and not a replacement for other things.
Just read your entire post. Most of it is pretty geared towards insulting women. Take the anger out of it, remove the tendency for an overemotional reaction, and just look at it objectively.
When I saw this was coming out, all I thought was: Women are going to get to see some man flesh for once. Cool. Good for them. Next.
That's it.
Just take a second and consider that this isn't a threat. It's just one more anime you won't have on your list of things to watch. Stop putting so much effort into hating it and go watch something you like.
Of course that if studies begin to make more animes like these will be to the detriment of other anime, and that it is certainly a threat. I do not want that creepy fujoshifest to extend more. The male otaku must express their opposition to the existence of this crap, otherwise the future of anime can be insufferable.
All of my posts are geared towards insulting women, are you new here? 3D Women ruin shit as I have proved on multiple occasions and what may seem like 'just one anime' could be just the beginning. With hitler it all started with just one jew and look how that turned out. Hitler used to be a starving boy on the streets and you know what happened? A WOMAN saved him and fed him and later on went to say she regretted it her whole life. True story look it up.
The influence of women ruin every good thing men enjoy and it just starts with a little. You think like a commoner only in the present, but some of us think like leaders and have to consider the future. Do some research on the snowball effect.
Stop ass kissing women are u after upvotes? Think for yourself and don't think you always have to say the neutral popular opinion because you think it makes you objective. Objectivity is being able to consider BOTH sides of the argument including mine and justifying the conclusion you reached which you did not do and only preached on the obvious argument any simpleton could come up with without critical thought as if I didn't already know it. Ass kissing and supporting women no matter what (shallow superficial shit) they do trying to be a hero because theyre pretty is what turned women into the useless non contributing to society leeching on men opportunists they are today. Because of kumbaya men with no backbone andideals like You.
All of my posts are geared towards insulting women, are you new here?
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/members/taylor/activity/917024
18:39 Spoken like a true adult putting a kid in his place.
Taylor 18:05 07/07/2013 I agree with you that a lot of shoujo and shounen-ai animes don't really go outside of their genre stereotypes (but this also applies to shounen, seinen, and moe anime).
However, AND HERE IS THE GREAT DIFFERENCE, I don't have the same conclusions about it than yours.
My conclusion is: new genres are like wine: the older they'll be, the better they'll be. This is currently what's happening with some seinen, shounen, and ecchi. So let some time to shoujo and boy's love to become better too.
"Anime is all men have."
Gay bar is that way if you want all the men to yourself ---->
I was almost going to give you credit for a funny post until I realized your gay bar arrow is pointing to your own avatar.
btw women are cherished in gay bars while men aren't even allowed in the lesbian ones and the few that do treat the men there like the lowest scum piece of shit on earth and can't even be approached by a male for a neutral Im not trying to hit on you conversation. What does this tell you about women?
"Women are cherished in gay bars." At last, the voice of experience.
If Taylor said it then it must be true!
03:20 LOL
This kid just can't slow down enough to not trip over his own shit.
This site is for anime fans, and some of them are girls. Besides, whining about it isn't going to get rid of it, so move on.
There are no girls on the internet, you should know that by know.
that used to be true and those were the good ol days but thanks to social networking the whores have found our happy place and thus the internet has become shit as seen in the comment you replied to.
Taylor, you're a staunch supporter of the hardcore, nazi-like end of the MRA aren't you?
oh... what's next ? "get back to the kitchen, 3DPD!" ?
Given your concern about SC, i doubt your moral right to spit on persons because they're in 2D sexy characters :)