China’s SHN48 “Make AKB48 Look Even Uglier”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 3, 2013 05:45 JST
- Tags: AKB48, China, Idol, Made in China, Music, Photoshop, Shanghai
SHN48, China’s answer to AKB48, have lately been making waves amongst the Japanese – although so far more thanks to the undeniable impact of their photographs than the media saturation and obsessive followers which have helped make AKB48 such a “national” institution.
Charitably dismissing AKB48 as merely “orthodox” and Korea’s 2NE1 as “a plastic surgery group,” Chinese state media instead pushes the purely Chinese charms of Shanghai’s own (officially licensed sister group) SHN48 – which it patriotically praises as “both natural and moe”:
Amazingly, even creepy idol fans find them objectionable for some reason:
“Those eyes!”
“The eyes are too scary.”
“Made with Adobe’s help.”
“Can’t this lot manage to take normal pictures of themselves or what?”
“What the hell are these supposed to be?”
“Pretty extreme Photoshop usage.”
“Looks like China has chosen to use freaks for its idols too.”
“They look like love dolls…”
“Why can’t France or someone make a knock-off 48 group instead.”
“Was that Akasan I just saw at the end there…”
They have their believers even amongst the Japanese however – “They are actually super-cute!”:
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the pictures are all of the same girl (Tang Min, 1st pic is a picture of Xinfang and Tang Min), who is incidentally, the most popular girl of the group. Except for the group pic which is a picture of unsuccessful first generation applicants. SNH really are cute though
http://i.imgur.com/80rngTf.jpg
I don't know much about Japan so i can't speak for AKB48, but I'm a Chinese (4th generation immigrant) who frequently travels to China due to my job, i will "guarantee with warranty" that these girls are all sleeping with the people who owned them(showbiz director?).
They probably didn't only sold their bodies but prolly their soul as well if ｗｈｅｎ needed.
Thats how extreme everything is in China now, every government officers i come upon is hinting me to give them money (bribe？ ｅｖｅｎ ｗｈｅｎ ｔｈｅｒｅｓ ｎｏ ｒｅａｓｏｎ ｏｒ ａｄｖａｎｔａｇｅ ｆｏｒ ｍｅ ｄｏｉｎｇ ｉｔ， ｔｈｅｙ＇ｄ ｓｔｉｌｌ ｍａｋｅ ｃｏｎｓｔａｎｔ ｈｉｎｔｓ）
Same as Korea.
As a first generation immigrant who lived in China over 20 years and lives in Australia over 5 years,I'm ashamed for you.
Are you really can recognize today's China? Or just get the information from Falong Gong and think you have already know everything?
sick because the ace and center of the group is 14 and tang min is 16...
That's how it mostly is these days around the world...
The problem with underage children getting involved sexually at a young age, is getting more and more common.
@12:07 08/07/2013: Get your head out of your ass.
Their eyes look scary, like some doll... anyone like this?
flap flap flap flap
uh...
flap flap...
Let me get back to you.
flap flap
flapping for fapping?
are you binkan salaryman the bird?
He's doing it while flaccid.
It's all good until they age slightly, then they are done for. Ah...to be Asian and fickle.
tru dat
Go back to naruto forums
you kno some? link me
typing like a real teenager taylor. Mommy callin you out better not miss your dinner.
says a submissive, weak-willed asian whose people are known for opening up their legs to any foreigners that step on their shores.
You must have some self-hate issues since most asians think your people are tainted half-breed rape-products and think you funny for trying to compensate too hard )))
two virgins bitching at each other with half-baked comebacks. How cute.
LOL this kid.
Yet dat ":)" somehow just feels so brimming with teary celibacy... Aww I'll leave you alone now oyaji-san
LOL how long since you've had sex?
Plenty more than you boy :)
I am a Chinese, to be honest, this is the first time I heard SHN48, they simply do not have little awareness in China.
They have barely debuted yet, no wonder.
Better not to spend $10,000 to buy a hand shake ticket, Mr. Chinese.
Mr.Foreigner
AKB48 actually I do not know, just know Rina Nakanishi
Communist girls = egalitarian. They shake hands for free, just present Communist Party ID.
He may need to sell his kidney.
lol Chinese girls don't cost even a fraction of that.
Selling your kidneys is for newbies. What will you do after your second one? Sell your eyes?
Real pro creepy otakus sell disgunting 3D bitches' organs.
Sell it to you, can you?
sell my kidney?I just want to fuck your mother,because she give birth to you so feces.Chinese people a lot, you are very easy to put them as a class, you must pull the feces just your mom.
I call lies on that, everyone knows anything Chinese blows up here at Sankaku.
Sankaku 在乎中国的一切
only artifact cares apparently. Though I'm only here for the explosiveness, other than that meh~
no it doesnt. the government doesnt even know sankaku
AKB48 is just a money-hog scam. An imitation is even worse.
The girls are cute, though.
Iunno how anyone can see that as "cute". They look like some possessed, disproportion porcelain dolls.
You hate that and you watch Anime. Get out, you fucking hypocrite.
Paint them blue and they'll look like my avatar
beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.
beauty is in the eye of my cock
Your one eyed trouser snake. But herpes and syphilis would make it blind by now.
And Got Talent, Idol, etc shows in the west aren't the same? Of course the Japanese ones cater to the creepy weirdos while western ones tend to cater to the dumbed down TV watchers.
A distinction without a difference. Japan weirdos = western dumbed down TV watchers.
As long as they dont explode on stage.
As long as your pants don't explode - just use Kleenex.
How is it money-hog scam when you admit the GOODS is GOOD?
A delicious non-Haagendaz ice cream that proclaim itself as Haagendaz is still a scam.
ITT: Plebs can't spell Häagen-Dazs.
Too much Haagen-Dazs leads to need for Non Protein Hagedorn. (insulin)
The bitch is so bitch ,zhose bitches' photos are ps,or their eye can't be so big
More creepy than cute. Although it's very impressive that they're natural. AKB48 girls don't come close to this even after going under the knife.
Not sure if an imitation that surpass the original by this much qualify as a ripoff.
teh eyes....THEY'RE STARING INTO YOUR SOUL!
Overly attached girlfriend, out now in China.
Natural.
Like the Korean claims?
Every "celebrity" is all natural until proven guilty.
Chinese knock offs?? wait until they explode....
Ciscotaku will cream his pants. He has trouble with mixing his pronouns. He meant "wait till I explode".
Explode into your heart?
-any negative disgusting immoral shameful embarrassing destructive worthless thing in the world..-
"The girls are cute, though."
and suddenly nothing else matters.
-Society
Except a group of young girls singing is not "shamful, immoral, embarrassing, destructive", etc. thing in the world.
They are cute and they're singing. There's nothing immoral there. Good for them. Maybe they can siphon off some money which would otherwise go to Western hacks.
If you don't understand the social destruction and failures created by akb, then thats your own fault and you deserve to be entertained by bright colors, children's songs, what you have been taught to think is cute.
I luv how this site had a crown like you lol
hahaha trying too hard to deflect and deny. You sure sound like one so maybe you fit right in. Keep yourself from writing paragraphs on each and every fucking comment if you want to be taken seriously,
Judging by the fuckups in the rest of his sentence I doubt that. And who the fuck said I was asian? Lol dumbass. I've been called just about every ethnicity in existence on here by you retards desperately and embarrassingly attempting an insult. If you have to resort to random ethnic insults trying to guess what I am then you're pretty pathetic and stupid.
Or maybe he's referring to your asian origin (or whatever the fuck happened to fuck your grandmothers) about R and L pronunciation difficulties. But you were too busy bitching to even notice that shit/
Did you try to insult me and misspell the word clown? Good job.
You sir took a single tiny sentence and completely fucked it up. You had one job... I'm embarrassed for you. Yeah I'm a 'crown' alright.
Taylor from Vox Day?
Gaylor is fucking back