Two air force personnel have been orally reprimanded after sustaining injuries using base equipment for anal inflation purposes.
The two Japan Air Self Defense Force personnel – a man in his twenties and another man in his late teens – were stationed at Komatsu Air Base in Ishikawa prefecture, when the younger of the two was hospitalised complaining of sharp abdominal pains.
He was hospitalised for a week, it transpiring that the pair had taken turns using the compressors used to inflate the tires of the base’s fire engines and other vehicles to pump air into one another’s anuses.
Both men have been subjected to “severe oral reprimands” for making inappropriate use of base machinery. The rest of the base personnel have also been warned not to do anything similar lest they also suffer horrendous injuries.
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Those 2 sure got a blowjob
severe ♂oral♂reprimands♂
A blowjob that messing one's ass
Note to self: Do NOT, under any circumstances, plug a compressor into your ass. This may cause serious injury and will assuredly make you look like an idiot.
Commonsense should tell you that's a bad idea.
Only if common sense was common.
But this nonsense, makes sense, to me :)
Current evidence suggests otherwise..
You are looking in the wrong place if you look for it in japs/
Ah the typical bitch move by japs...
Ah, the state of Japanese youth...
Ah, the state of American youth...
Very lucky that they didn't paint the hangar walls with their lunches...
You should if you want to get on Sankaku Complex.
Is there a bully in the military who put the stuff in their ares?
LOL jap fools
Dont know why but your comment made me laugh hard lol. Its such a dumb thing to even think of hahaha.
god dammit, isn't it common knowledge that if you want to inflate yourself, you fucking use a hand pump or a low flow fish tank pump?
did these morons want to die?
watched too much hentai
You wouldn't want to make an ass of yourself now would you?
no shit Sherlock
NOTE TO YOU! YOU GET UP VOTED CAUSE YOU A PEDO SHIT!
All I could think of when reading the headline was "Please don't let it be our military, please don't let it by our military", followed by "whew, Japan, bullet dodged!"
This is why they need our army. Their men are busy doing other things.
yes because the US army has such a good track record with 'dumb shit done in japan'.
hahaha typical hypocrisy. I will be sure to fuck over any uppity bitch here in US for looking at me the wrong way then. You shouldn't have any complaints.
Obviously it is their country; but you do not see Japanese doing as much crap in U.S. as Americans do in Japan.
going to a foreign land and causing trouble is far worse than anything the locals do.
Yeah, but the US in general has an even bigger track record of doing dumb shit everywhere.
14:21
Typical bitching attitude. Other nation's military fucks up much more - No one ever reports how ROK or JSDF personnel routinely get into bar fights, assault the elderly, rape girls and nurses in local areas, or otherwise making trouble. US military issues just get bigger media attention, but statistically the real crime rate of US military is not that higher than others.
You fuckin wish it was worse. It will give you more excuse to bitch and moan.
You know who has an even bigger track record of doing dumb shit done in Japan? Japanese.
other things like raping women, attacking young boys and scaring eldery men?
you forgot to mention that they are raping lolis with their tentacles but still i lold hard
Just like any other group of 19-20 somethings in the military around the world, unless you are keen on hiding that shit. Go bitch elsewhere.
Nope still not as bad. And if you notice it says their men meaning Japanese men.
Bunnies!
Seems like they were subjected to "severe anal reprimands" as well
SEEMS PEOPLE UP YOU CAUSE YOU A PEDO LIKE THEM!
Has nothing to do about gay. Lots of people, women and men - stick objects in their body sexually and many times, end up in a hospital.
In Soviet Japan tires inflate you.
Except Japan isn't Soviet.. yet.
First it was coffee enemas now air.
Reading the headline i thought instantly of China, but see, i was wrong.
No explosions, no China.
NOW JAPAN LESS CHINA MORON!
The link posted was broken, and according to another news site they were spraying air up each others pants as a joke. Industrial compressors are strong, they can even cause embolisms if you have small cuts in your skin and get sprayed.
Nice job imagining the story though!
So when's the Jackass clip of this coming out?
Even the guys from Jackass aren't this stupid.
Lol, that popped into my head right when I read this article. Isn't that so much like what they'd do?
Right away! Boys already in rout in their Porsche 911 GT3 to shoot location.......oh wait.
i dont watch jackass.
Congratulations, but no one cared for your opinion.
working ass intended.
@05:11 learn some proper English and stop with the caps. Also, who cares about upvoting other than you, and where is the connection between upvoting and pedophiles?
Oh, another thing... don't think I don't know who you are, Mr. Japan-hater! GTFO of the internet already...
"Cause you a pedo that people up?"? What country is this rube from? Not only can't he lay off the caps lock, he can't speak English.
YEAH CAUSE YOU A PEDO THAT PEOPLE UP?