Two air force personnel have been orally reprimanded after sustaining injuries using base equipment for anal inflation purposes.
The two Japan Air Self Defense Force personnel – a man in his twenties and another man in his late teens – were stationed at Komatsu Air Base in Ishikawa prefecture, when the younger of the two was hospitalised complaining of sharp abdominal pains.
He was hospitalised for a week, it transpiring that the pair had taken turns using the compressors used to inflate the tires of the base’s fire engines and other vehicles to pump air into one another’s anuses.
Both men have been subjected to “severe oral reprimands” for making inappropriate use of base machinery. The rest of the base personnel have also been warned not to do anything similar lest they also suffer horrendous injuries.
They should give 2ch their names and location for some severe trolling that would break their lifes forever
AHAHAHAHHA This is supposedly the people that want to turn into an army now? Who the f♥♥k even thinks “lets put compressed air up my ass” well obviously these dudes. But it just so dangerous! Could like rupture s♥♥t!
i feel the rupture claw from Wow icons. you know this thing above the wrist. but…. its … its not there!
The link posted was broken, and according to another news site they were spraying air up each others pants as a joke. Industrial compressors are strong, they can even cause embolisms if you have small cuts in your skin and get sprayed.
Nice job imagining the story though!
Their Oral Reprimand will be having to give each other and the flight surgeon at the air force base head for 3 weeks non stop.
“Airmen injured in inflation accident”
What will happen to seamen, I wonder?
seamen injured in water outlets, be careful slippery!