Japanese police have come under fire for managing to combine the legendarily creepy kigurumi cosplay with the ever unpopular furry fandom in an effort to fight crime.
Lacking the endless succession of sensational rapes and murders seen in barbarian lands and having most criminal activity firmly under the control of either the yakuza or police, one of Japan’s main law enforcement priorities has long been a plague of scams involving criminals attempting to persuade gullible old people they are relatives in need of funds.
Against these perfidious schemes now stands the might of Tewatasanaiinu-chan, half doller, half kemomo, and all cop.
Tewatasanaiinu-chan, whose very name means “don’t hand it over!”, is assisting Tokyo’s metropolitan police in raising public awareness of the problem even after years of TV broadcasts have failed – a “cute” mascot with a Twitter account surely being the perfect means of spreading the word amongst Japan’s old people.
Combining as it does the worst aspects of three of the least popular groups in Japan, Tewatasanaiinu-chan’s online reception was another matter however:
“Those hands, that’s got to be some old guy.”
“Scary wrists!”
“Come on, those are man hands!”
“Your taxes at work!”
“Kemonoers will love this, right?”
“Why does it have a partially human face.”
“Do they really think this will help prevent any crimes…”
“This vile chimera was probably the result of a bunch of these cops mixing up their best crime prevention ideas in the one effort.”
“There’s a hot policewoman under there, no doubt.”
“Don’t our cops have anything better to do?”
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Would work great for interrogations. Imagine sitting in a darkened room, handcuffed to the table, with that sitting on a tall stool with a bright light shining on it staring at you in silence the whole time.
Til someone with coulrophobia snaps & slashes the necks of everyone in the room.
Remember those creepy moe robot cops in Psycho Pass? They should bring out some of those.
Looks like that was the idea
McYiff The Crime Dog -- Help her scare the crap out of crime.
McYiff The Crime Dog -- Help her scare the crap out of furry crime.
Seeing such thing is sufficient reason to call police.
Or PETA, the local animal labs have gone a step too far with their kinky antics
fuck PETA
fuck animals!
Old MacNippon had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.
And on his farm he had some FUCK,
E-I-E-I-O.
Fuck anything that moves!
...And those that don't.
Really that i always thought of myself as a high being lol
That's right, fuck you!
In the ass!
Humans are also animals dumbass.
I predict an increase in the number of suicides when these police answer calls in residential districts.
better than raping and killing like some other countries...
Raping and killing what?
Brain cells
Live action Hyper Police?
ROBOKIGURUMI
part man
part machine
ALL OTAKU
That was my first thought
Christ is heaven, this is nearly as bad as that show.
Big Bertha-san was very upset by people calling her a man.
WHY NOT MAKE IT INTO A LOLI TO ATTRACT PEDOS TO ARREST?
Can't wait for the full power suit, fumo !
Lol!
I'm appalled at the idiocy that the Japanese police believe this would work. Have they digested so much lead that they've gotten lead poisoning to their brain?
Can't wait for the chinese improved version!
*EXPLOSIONS*
*fall over chair laughing at this*
cus you used the caps lock XD
My shit is now all in my pants....
No way is he old, his skin is so smooth...
If they were dressed like the dog cops from Tail Concerto, on the other hand...
"Oh look at the time, It's rape time"
This is why they need to hire Super Cop (Jackie Chan) to replace the ordinary cops
creepy!
t.cn/zHm9tfw
That would have been bad-ass if they had dressed as Bonta-Kun.
You kids, knowing nothing beside moeshit and panchira, have it all wrong :
- chloris' hair, from Dominion
- artemis' face, from Applesees
- whatever police uniform,
it's a Shirow crossover cosplay !
Well, other countries have tried with Eagles, Dogs and other animals and thought it was a great idea.
Otakus freaking out at something no different from their usual BESM lolis. Geez, manga mammies are such wimps.
It's really funny to me how brain damaged they are lol
Again, this feeling of pity.
A new pedobear in the making
ps: pedo bear is my symbol of hate.
i never knew that pictures could infuriate me that much until i saw pedo bear... i mean... it was unbearable. really..... this i am cute anime princess and i am chased by the new visitor of anon origin .... its okay if you wanna be a anime princess... but dont drag anons into the mess because of pedobears fear or something .
One can only hope this mascot comes with a lead filled Nerf bat.bad guys be thinking oh its soft and fluffy,surprise lead bar to the knees.
This seems like something Microsoft would do.
Oh come on, I hate M$ just like the next person, but in all fairness they have demonstrated at least partially good taste when it comes to moe marketing. Hikaru ("Silverlight-tan") in particular was a well-executed move.
And I thought just the otaku were creepy.
This mascot speaking to the population:
"Fumo fumo, fumoffu. Fumo-fumo Fumo! Fumoffu! Fumooo... fumo-fumo-fumo. Fumo Fumoffu!"