The latest triumph of AKBnomics arrives in the form of an AKB otaku who proudly shows off the stack of 4,000 votes (at a cost of some 6.4 million yen) he is casting on young Anna Iriyama.
The explanation accompanying the stack of votes:
“My wife is angry that I took the day off work to vote, so you guys be sure to stick at it too!”
The object of his ardour – duck-faced 17-year-old Anna Iriyama, formerly languishing at 27th place in the general election, and standing to almost double her votes:
Amongst those charged with watching these maniacs opinion is divided as to whether this fan and the many like him are utterly deranged, religiously devoted, or – as the more hyper-cynical surmise – in fact plants inserted by promoters to further cultivate the perception that such behaviour is normal and stoke creepy otaku to further extremes of mass-voting frenzy.
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if the man could spend that money voting for an Idol then that means he's rich, so it makes sense why he has a wife. The wife is in love with his money!
did he say his wife is 3D or 2D?
the wife got pissed he isn't earning more money... definately 3d
Looks like you don't know about that one 3D eroge... where you visit a Maid Cafe or something to flirt with girls. You spend tons of money on them, while they don't service you AND insult you. IIRC they also NTR the player... oh, and they always demand you pay them and buy presents lol
I don't remember the game's name, but it really exists. Try googling for "worst 3D eroge" or sth.
Maybe one of those 2D sluts got pissed, because the guy didn't play the game for some time?^^
He not refer to 3D polygon dammit. 3D refer to real woman.
..Dream C Club?
nice premise
and she's angry cause he spend the money she loves on things she doesn't want!
Agreed
My message is getting through ^^
Women aren't as mercenary as you pretend to believe. You're just a loser.
All evidence to the contrary.
[citation needed]
we are talking japanese women here. which means money over damn near every other aspect by such a large margin that the guy could have every single negative trait a guy could have, and if he had XXX amount of money she would still stick it out with him.
i wont say there aren't women like that in the rest of the world, but japan has an overwhelmingly large proportion of them
All women are hypergamous. Google "rational male".
Golddiggers at least you know why she left you -- you simply ran out of cash. For other means, it's a crap shot as to why.
I used to think it was just Japanese women, then I realized it's a global phenomenon, and has been happening for thousands of years. It's only evident when divorce is so easy to come by.
Want a devoted girl? It's called "deep conversion". It pretty much means you'd be romancing her years into a long term relationship.
Game 101: Don't chase her; make her chase you instead.
Just wanted to thank you for mentioning The Rational Male. This blog changed my life.
That was very enlightening for everyone anon 2356 lol.
3d rule number 1 is probably why shuubi follows me around all over sankaku. See how nice and simple 2d rules are no drama no games be yourself enjoy life. Your 2d rules are only missing "Taylor's guide on realistic and fulfilling 2d relationships better than anything you've ever had in 3d and without the inevitable std/divorce/cheat/ect bad end".
3D
Rule 1: To get a girl, be an asshole... and don't show much interest in the girl
Rule 2: Act like you have money, a good job.. work on your appearance.. be a manly man with manly interests (most girls don't take interest in a guy who ain't interested in sports/cars/physical labour/mechanics/technology)
Rule 3: When she shows interest in you, continue with your acting, until she takes the bait completely. Then you can be more true to yourself.
Rule 4: Have sex, enjoy a nice relationship
Rule 5: After at max 2-3 years one or both of you have had enough/cheat on each other/are bored/want someone fresh... you break up and repeat the pattern
2D
Rule 1: Buy/download the game/anime/pictures
Rule 2: Play/watch/look at the stuff
Rule 3: Have a nice fap
Rule 4: Swap the girls as you like
Rule 5: Repeat lol
They're mentally fucked because of thousands of years of inter-tribal warfare where a woman sees her father, brothers and sons decimated and herself taken as captive breeding cum-bucket by the conquering men. It's essentially Stockholm Syndrome to the extreme -- every single modern woman has trace amounts of that wiring built-in, that's why they love thugs and stories like 50 Shades of Gray.
Game 101 #2: Treat your woman like a child, e.g. Father-Daughter treatment. Not pedestal i.e. Son-Mother treatment (i.e. nice guy tactic which don't work)
Also, our cavemen ancestors fucked their biological daughters. Thus incest wiring is also built-in. Hurrah for SCIENCE.
No wonder why thugs like to say "Who's Daddy's little bitch?" and they LOVE that.
Damn you Anon 18:17. Now I can't stop reading it, instead of fapping to some fairy tail doujin...
At thats why its a shame anon 1817.
In order to keep a woman happy faithful and "loving" you, you have to play these games. You can't be too nice otherwise she'll get bored and go after a bad boy. You can't give her too much loving attention, and you have to know how and when to ignore her or treat her crappy. Gotta either flirt with other girls or create situations to make her a little jealous so she keeps chasing because they need to feel that excitement and drama to be happy. You have to explain things to them clever way that makes them think they are realizing it themselves which is how children and the mentally ill are taught. If you tell them directly they're wrong about something that's the beginning of the end for you. And all these other games. It's not even romancing her, its straight manipulation. They're so mentally and emotionally fked that you have to toy with them in order for them to be happy themselves. The stress is why men die sooner. But you and your 2d waifu can live long happy lives together.
[spoiler alert] they are pretty much all like that. Even the rare rare few who do earn a lot of money which is retarded. A rich guy will date a poor girl but not the other way around. 3d...
You sir shall be the vice general to the 2d Waifu Revolution.
Try not spending huge amounts of money on your girl friend. See how well that works out for you.
I was wondering when they'd make an Idolmaster that depicts the realistic notion of idol otaku but then I forgot they ade perfect blue.
I lol'd.
Idolmaster 3: Waifu Wars
how the fuck do these retards afford this shit? are they using credit?
Works as a software engineer.
No wife, no girlfriend, no car and still lives with parents.
No problem.
And apparently has a shit computer.
Probably uses the company laptop for most of his personal stuff.
“My wife is angry that I took the day off work to vote, so you guys be sure to stick at it too!”
You really believe that?
You should be more surprised by his mention of a wife.
most likely his wife is not human
She's angry at him missing work and not the equivalent of $64,000 he just spent buying voting tickets.
Of course she isn't human and I begin to question the gender.
If his waifu was human and not 2D, we would instead be reading a story about a woman who castrated, bludgeoned, sodomized, murdered and generally went all Nice Boat on her husband (not necessarily in that order) after he spent $65,000 to cast votes in a popularity contest for a girl who was down in P27 for a reason.
He could have spent that money on something a little more useful, like a new car, a trip to Denmark, or a prostitute.
The money is secondary, his staying home got in the way of her housewife affair plans.
Perhaps she is angry because he missed their divorce hearing.
Use your brains people. This guy has 64,000$ to blow, so OF COURSE he has a 3d wife. There are girls reading about him who are anxious to marry him. Shes only made mention to being angry about the day off of work because well less work less money for her to waste herself, plus she knows she can't get TOO angry about the whole thing because then he will eventually leave her and her free ride through life is gone.
She's playing her cards right in only getting kinda mad to show slight concern so the guy feels like shes cares, but not too angry that she'll be kicked to the curb and have to go work or go learn something in school and make her own way through life.
You males here raging that his wife isn't real are fools, all the females here laugh at you and know exactly whats going on.
More like don't believe him.
By wife he meant Dakimura.
I'm pretty sure it's a "waifu", and not a real wife >.>
easy. he has a well paying job. something you cant possibly fantom.
The word you're looking for is fathom, not 'fantom' you illiterate moron.
Also, with the horrendously lacking level of literacy you muster, a 'well paying job' is something you have no hope of personally attaining.
Fathom that.
wild grammar checker appeared!
/me throws a pokeball!
I believe there's a hyphen in "well-paying". LOL
Lol I swear people have no LYFE.
Correct that too, continue living your fulfilling lyfe.
Nobody has 64000 USD in credit unless they're already loaded with money.
Most Japanese AKB fans I know are either in their teens or middle aged with very good jobs.
To be honest if I cared and it fucked people like you off I'd likely spend large sums of money on things I don't really need as well. Then post it for you to QQ at how I can happily spend £30,000 on something you don't like. Coz I have quite a lot of money.
QQ kid.
too bad you fail at life and cant accomplish your loser dream
QQ
successful troll is successful.
Thank you for your enlightening and absolutely true story.
I too have an excellent job. I'm the CEO of a very large game software company, am highly intelligent (I'm a member of MensaPlusPlus), and am so rich that each of my farts is bottled and sold for $10,000.
I pay their management a huge sum of money directly, in cash ( no CD purchases) every few weeks. In return I get to choose any 3 of their little sluts for an entire weekend's drug and sex orgy. I enjoy it a great deal, I have pictures to prove it but I can't post any because they are in my other pants which I left at home.
My only condition is that they absolutely will not sing or dance when in my company, because they are talent-less and suck. Haha, boy do they suck -- if you know what I mean -- and I think you do.
I'm pretty sure the jokes on you if you spent 30,000pounds on useless objects.
Japanese salarymen earn quite a bit of money for sitting their asses in the office.
Much can be done when you are sitting around being bored half the time. You could, I don't know, actually be interested in the stock exchange?