A man has been arrested after admitting he punctured the tires of “about 1000” women so that he could offer to help change them and thereby hopefully arrange casual sexual encounters.
The 25-year-old Nagoya salaryman frequented various supermarket car parks throughout Aichi prefecture from April of 2011 to December of 2012, all in the hopes of picking up girls.
However, rather than just attempt to to talk to them and thus risk immediate arrest, he instead hatched upon the scheme of first ingratiating himself by helping them change their tires after they sustained unfortunate punctures, after which the grateful ladies happily surrendered their contact details and the prospect of future encounters.
Unfortunately, it also transpired that he was the cause of the punctures, having deliberately holed their tires with screwdrivers and compasses, a tactic he was charged with repeating on 5 occasions.
His Samaritan snare was only uncovered when one of the women he helped commented on his good deed to a friend – who has also had the exact same encounter herself. She became suspicious, thinking “this may have been on purpose…”, and sought advice from police.
Police extracted their customary confession, and in addition to him admitting to repeating the trick on 5 occasions and pleading guilty to a to a variety of assault-related charges, he also conceded that “I think I did the same thing like 1000 times,” suggesting not only that he was behind the destruction of an awful lot of tires, but also that he likely had more than a little success at bedding his grateful victims.
His unique modus operandi has understandably been the subject of much curiosity amongst the new compass owners of 2ch, not least since it was apparently worth repeating 1000 times:
“Seriously!? Let me just go buy a compass!”
“This is genius. I never realised you could pull this off…”
“What an amazing nuisance this guy is.”
“Not bicycles but cars? What an ass.”
“Rather than him being clever I really just feel this is incredibly pitiful.”
“Now all men are going to suspected of deliberately doing this stuff so they can offer to ‘help.'”
“I’m interested in what his success rate was.”
“Seems risky and an awful lot of work. And if it did work a lot, what a bunch of loose idiots those women were.”
“If he really did it 1000 times a lot of his victims must have known each other.”
“How much effort did this guy put into getting to know girls…”
“And to think I have just been sat here waiting for one to come out of my monitor.”
“Will women really go with you if you just change their tires?”
“It’s novel at any rate.”
“The issue is how many of these victims he had sex with – for him to do it 1000 times, it could be a lot…”
“What a punc.”
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"pleading guilty to a to a variety of assault-related charges"
How the hell does this constitute assault?
did the tires file charges?
Driver's Side Tire: "I was just standing in the parking lot, minding my own business & holding up my end of the car, when all of a sudden I felt something enter me..."
Damn the prosecutor of the case is a complete dumb ass what he did is vandalism not assault.
It's assault since the consenting women changed their minds after the act(err I mean fact) and pressed sexual assault charges against a slimy guy.
Fraud I could see, but assault is women not taking responsibility for being whores and blaming the man for the unpleasant reminder. I sure hope it was protected sex.
If you damage a car with someone in it it can be called assault, at least in the US it can.
Wouldn't his act fall down right away if he punctured the tires with someone in the car?
This is Japan we're talking about here, which is why he had to defraud those women in order to get so much as the time of day from them.
The direct approach would have gotten him arrested much sooner, and with a 100% chance of arrest; his cunning plan only failed because two of the women he tricked knew each other, and he would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling chicks.
Scooby Doobie-Doo!
Didn't you know women can claim rape, after willingly giving it out? 3DPD; can't kill them, can't reason with them.
That and you get put away for rape for far longer than if you just killed them afterwards. Dead men tell no tales and dead women spread no legs.
It's just sad that you can't do anything right in this world without someone getting on your case about it. And then this schmuck (in the article) comes along and makes it worse... *sigh*
How the heck is this considered as "assault" ?
Sure, it may be a little bad but that cannot be considered to a degree where he will be arrested.
Easier than pretending to be rich or injecting fat into your shoulders.
Since women are clearly not interested in settling for ordinary men, they'll have to learn the joy of 2D. KyoAni's little promo suggests a market is already emerging.
Inject fat in your shoulders WTF.
Know that crudely drawn man who's shoulder and chest look like that of a female's ass? Yeah.
You can't fuck 2D. Haven't you figured that out yet?
Onahole-tan
You can't fuck 2D YET
usb onahole says differently
What are you talking about I've been doing it for years. Don't you use your imagination?
I figured out a long time ago that I couldn't fuck 3D either, so what's the difference?
You poor soul.
in my dreams i fucked many 2d girls
What's the sense in cars, bicycle's are where the JK's are at.
A bicyclist with a flat will push the bike to their destination and worry about the flat later.
But you'd get arrested for talking to JK/JC/JS before even changing the tire.
the length this dude went to, just to get their details, and the bitches didn't appreciate it. What is the world coming to?
some kind of sin city bull shit....
he did what? that's genius!
Well hes got determination
Geniuses don't go to jail.
They do. Cause they are human too.
puncture a tire with a compass? either japanese tires are weak shit or their compass' needles are ridiculously strong.
I was thinking the same thing.
Well aren't I a big silly Pantsu (yet again)
It's a geometric compass, not the navigational aid. It has a pointed, steel tip several inches long.
Umm I figured that.
you figured that, yet you still questioned it. Dumbass
You obviously have no fucking clue how thick car tires are anon.
"It has a pointed, steel tip several inches long."
Sounds like that compass would have made a good substitute for our willy culprit's dick too.
i do believe they are talking about THIS kind of compass
http://cloudfront.zorotools.com/product/full/10F269_AS01.JPG
shh, it's funnier if you don't explain it to them
Could of been this one http://www.puzzlepuzzles.com/imatjes/rooster-shaped-weather-va_51642c63a6105-p.jpg
That's not a compass it's a weather vane: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_vane
The side wall of a tyre is really easy to puncture, you could do it with a thumbtack if you wanted.
the Compass is a lot stronger in Japan, it seems. XD
Even the times he was unsuccessful, that's a much cheaper date than dinner and drinks...
The more I read these stories the more it seems like the Japanese willingly tell the police the truth. It's not hard to deny an accusation. Just because they bring you in doesn't mean they have proof.
The Japanese is a stricter system. A freely given confession guarantees leniency. It also saves the tax payers a bit, too.
Except there's no guarantee it's not extracted confession. ie. Here sign this blank paper just large enough for us to type in the confession. The article about the internet guy fooling police has some informative links.
It's kinda a kangaroo court system there.
I heard they can hold you for up to 21 days without any trial even for a piddling charge.
Look up the guy accused of being the internet man fooling the police. There are links that point out you are correct. 21 days without charge after extension granted by court.