“Japanese” Celebrates Boston Terror

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A supposedly “Japanese” celebration of the recent horrific events in Boston has outraged many Japanese – most of whom see good evidence it is a Korean crazy posing as a Japanese in a crude attempt to make Americans hate one the defilers of Dokdo.

Google’s love of free speech being what it is, the original video itself appears to have been taken down by a fake copyright claim, although in its brief life it succeeded in enraging millions of Japanese, probably far outnumbering any Americans unfortunate enough to ever become aware of it:

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There was immediate suspicion amongst Japanese that this was “another” crude attempt by a deranged Korean nationalist to tar their image online, and their efforts to uncover his real identity soon lead to plenty of less than subtle indications that he is an ethnic Korean resident of Japan:

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Aside from his English language posing, his knowledge of Japanese, support for various ethnic Korean hobby-horses and hatred of all things Japanese have been generally taken as confirming this (although true conspiracy theory lovers may prefer the possibility that he is a Japanese right-winger trying to make the Koreans look bad by posing as a Korean trying to make the Japanese look bad by posing as a Japanese).

Other than revealing just how much spam and racism it is possible to spew onto YouTube without getting banned, his general racism and tasteless appropriation of the Boston bombing for political ends have incensed Japan’s online rabble (many of whom are, it has to be said, at least as crazed with hatred for Korea and China as their new playmate is for Japan):

“Amazing. Amazingly retarded…”

“Classic ‘I’m Japanese’ syndrome from the Korean there.”

“Anyone could spot this as an ethnic Korean a mile off.”

“Pretty sure there are no Japanese who actually start everything by saying ‘I am a Japanese’.”

“This is about the only trick those dirty Koreans know.”

“The yin-yang avatar is a bit of a give-away.”

“Giving Internet access to a filthy Korean is like giving edged weapons to the mentally ill.”

“Koreans just seem obsessed with making other countries miserable.”

“Some of them were certainly pleased by 3/11…”

“Nice to see North and South agreeing on their hatred of America, at least.”

“I think it could be a Japanese nut, though one at least as crazy as the Koreans.”

“This is unbelievably tasteless… why are they like this?”

“Honestly, could you make it any more obvious that you are not Japanese than by saying you are every other sentence?”


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    Avatar of คภєк๏
    Comment by คภєк๏
    16:55 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    "tasteless appropriation of the Boston bombing for

    have incensed Japan’s online rabble"

    What was this meant to say? You're missing some words.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:04 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You have to feel sorry for Korea. Sandwiched between two influential countries who have alternatively made it their bitch between them throughout history, and today where they are the only non-African nation that is not a unified nation, with the added burden of the North being a worldwide joke.

    Screaming loud of their nationalism and scandalising it's neighbours is really the only thing they can do considering their cultural, political and economic inferiority to its Oriental brothers.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Meh, with all the not-fucking those sissy Japs are doing, Japan will slowly become "East Korea" when the population majority shifts. Last laugh wins.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:34 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh hi you must be korean

    Comment by Anonymous

    Nope, but I'll give you another chance to guess before you crawl back to 2ch.

    I'll even give you a hint: "Yeehaw!" *bang! bang!*

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:17 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    KPOP loving Redneck!

    Comment by Anonymous

    You're a gay German cowboy?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:48 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Nope, but I'll give you another chance to guess before you crawl back to 2ch.

    I'll even give you a hint: "Yeehaw!" *bang! bang!*"

    oh, are you from Boston ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:54 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    north korea !

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:07 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    David Hasselhoff?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:44 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not a concern. Let them hit and attempt to rip what little chest hair they have.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:50 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Asian motto: It's always someone else's fault ...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:15 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i thought thats international law....

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:15 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Russia to the rescue ... up north.

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    Comment by giascle
    17:15 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    >Some of them were certainly pleased by 3/11…

    Dude me too I love that band

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    Comment by Superior_to_you
    17:17 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Ah, the delicious irony. You write about "conspiracy theory lovers" right after constructing your own conspiracy theory about evil Chinese nationalists pretending to be Japanese.

    Avatar of คภєк๏
    Comment by คภєк๏
    18:02 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's no irony. He didn't say that he wasn't a conspiracy theory lover himself. Superiority fail.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:02 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can one have sex with conspiracy theories? If so, which is the best position?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:49 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe it's Chinese guy, pretending to be a Japanese guy, pretending to be a Korean guy, pretending to be a Japanese guy.. Somebody get me Robert Downey Jr., I've got a movie idea to pitch..

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:18 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tropic Thunder 2

    Comment by Anonymous

    Arr Gooks rook da same

    Avatar of คภєк๏
    Comment by คภєк๏
    17:41 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just like all people who find that clever are idiots?

    Avatar of คภєк๏
    Comment by คภєк๏
    17:42 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, wait, mine was actually true.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:04 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    All of them move their castle the same way on their chessboards? Cool. I learned something new today

    Comment by Anonymous

    ITT: White people pretending to understand Asians.

    Comment by Anonymous

    In this world: Asians who think they know something about other people.

    LOL slanty eyed gooks

    Comment by Anonymous

    that, coming from an americun. i bet you dont even has a passport

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:10 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL

    Comment by Anonymous

    hey americun, has you a passport?

    :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:47 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    21:24

    Double LOL. Make some more fool of yourself on the same sentence :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:11 19/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...you people know that pretending that 2 mistakes make 1 correct answer is a falacy, right...? Fighting racism with racism only brings forth more racism; it does not make anyone's argument invalid but your own.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:38 17/04/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    well wouldn't be surprised if he's japanese, after all I remember all the posts about the tsunami, revenge from pearl harbor shit and all, what do you expect

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:41 17/04/2013 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    i expect gooks stirring shit up as usual.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:34 17/04/2013 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    B! t ch g 00 ks mouthing off like usual.

    I pity them - they have been east asia's cum dump for centuries if not their entire history.

    It's so cute how they think they understand anything about others when their own women are getting fucked to pieces by foreigners :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:44 17/04/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    oh wow, who here loves j-pop !?

    my favourite one is the dancing one they are SOOO pretty omg!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:03 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    don't u mistaken it for k-pop ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:04 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    j-rock ftw !

    Comment by Anonymous

    BAHAHA! pretty much THIS! look at all the shit that came from the amerifags mouths when the tsunami hit japan or when you lost that soccer game.

    ALLAHU AKBAR! mother fuckers!

    Twas good seeing the fear in those amerifags.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:11 19/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL squeal harder. You bitching everyday just makes it easier for us to fuck you to pieces when you get too uppity for your position.

    BTW Allah got assfucked by Navy Seals when his little protege bin laden got raped in his own house.

    Where's your 'divine protection' now? ^^

    Comment by Anonymous

    get your patriotic dick outa ya ass

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    18:52 17/04/2013 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    I fucked a muslim bitch once. She had a tight little pussy that screamed for my cock.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:12 17/04/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    The truth can only be stretched so far before it breaks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:13 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    So you ate Halal dog meat.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:32 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Give it a rest, Caps Lock.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:37 17/04/2013 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    911 was a inside job watch lose change 4 the truth boston was a inside job by n korea !

    Comment by Anonymous

    "boston was a inside job by n korea !"

    bullshit, it was an inside job by moon people.

    Comment by Anonymous

    So you're a marine too? 11B here. Never got a chance to shock and awe them bitches with my cock.

    Comment by Anonymous

    We all know it was Homeland Security again trying to increase their stranglehold around american's necks and limit our freedom though the use of "terrorist attacks hysteria". Sort of ironic that an agency created to stop terrorism within the country are actually causing terrorism within the country just to stay around.

    Comment by Anonymous

    "I fucked a muslim bitch once. She had a tight little pussy that screamed for my cock."

    You mean your tiny microscopic little non-functional giggly worm that barely qualified to be called a male reproductive organ?

    Just throw that thing away, its not like it will satisfy any woman, ever.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Sounds like a pedophile, and a misogynist at that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:38 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Was slow to appear such theory North Korean, makes me scared the U.S. government use this excuse to invade another country ...
    Just as it was in Iraq and the infamous chemical weapons that nobody ever found.
    I am not in favor of attacks on civilians, I think a tremendous cowardice. As always the people must pay for the mistakes of their rulers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:29 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bullshit, Boston is an inside job by gun-loving maniacs on a last ditched attempt to convince voters that everybody should have a thousand assault rifles and enough ammunition to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool in their garage.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:29 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    19:12 You wish, you wish ^^

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    Comment by Myballz
    22:06 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lets put it this way the chick that made the video about the tsunami that hit Japan was trolling everyone claiming It was a act of god it offended a lot of Japanese.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:54 20/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Didn't they just find out that the bombers were Chechen? In fact, i believe one of them is already dead.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:14 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Come on. Using god name here, place filled with atheist only will invited troll to insult it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:40 17/04/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    LMAO @ "cerebrate" in the jewtube title XD

    with engrish like that, how can he NOT be trollin' ?

    Comment by Anonymous

    or be tlorrin' ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:49 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    C'mon! Ret's cerebrate! We are inferior japs afta arr! Ching Chong!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:07 17/04/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    only dark templars can destroy cerebrate

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:49 17/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    الله يرحم ارواحهم

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:20 18/04/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Be careful!! Anon @ 23:49 got a bomb







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