China Menaced by Exploding Condoms
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Mar 10, 2013 18:24 JST
- Tags: Accidents, Bizarre, China, Contraception, Jiangsu, Made in China, Vending Machines
The latest object to menace China with an unexpected propensity to explode is the humble automatic condom dispensary.
Chinese media reports that a Jiangsu province condom vending machine installed outside a public lavatory suddenly exploded violently, sending fragments of metal and condoms flying.
A car’s windscreen was smashed by the shrapnel, but fortunately nobody was injured. The vending machine was completely destroyed.
The machine was operated by the local government, and their technical specialists have reassuringly explained that “there is no way a vending machine can explode.”
They are reassuring the condom buying public that this is the first time one of their 60 machines has exploded.
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I feel that there's a troll amongst china terrorising random objects just to satisfy china's reputation
Or that they have a very warped minded terrorist on the lose. tring to get China to have more children.
or its the governments population con troll method
or they putting the 'it's a blast' aspect of sex in a wrong way.
baby BOOM
someone playing btoom? pathetic! that game lacks everything a game needs!
i fed the troll..... sigh
so much for the one child policy.
I guess they're going for zero child policy instead. Killing potential fathers while they buy condoms.
i bet it's rigged by the government :P
What did you expect, it's "MADE IN CHINA" hahaa
and people wonder why China doesn't like Catholic missionaries...
This is actually A LOT better than what I imagined whilst reading the title.. I thought actual exploding condoms... it'd be like 2x a circumcision and vasectomy.
Yeah, imagine your dick got blown away by the explosion. Cops will call the case 'THE ROCKET COCK INCIDENT'
shout : "WATCH OUT !! MY MEATSTICK IS FLYING YOUR WAY!!"
This is why you should never use condoms.
I was beginning to think think these exploding articles are fake...
They seem to be always 'news' from Japanese websites, and I can't seem to find the 'original' chinese articles.
Its all according to plan. They will throw these condom vending machines from fighter planes when they invade senkaku islands.
double*
Helping men explode in very different ways.
Condoms. Made in China.
Handle with care. Use at risk of your own penis.
lolololololololololol
Zura, this really sounds like a line from Gintama.
Not Zura. Katsura.
the cellphone episode? lol
it's the vending that exploded dude. Learn how to read just recently?
Some of us know fully well how to read, and the Chinese government officials clearly stated it was impossible for a vending machine to explode. This translates to, "it was the condoms that exploded. Enough of them exploded at once, to create enough force to shred the metal making up the vending machine. Therefore, the vending machines themselves have never exploded, only the condoms"
Someoone doesn't seem to know what a joke is. learn how to caught on.
You only had to read one sentence in the article to find out the item concerned is the vending machine as opposed to the condom itself. But one sentence is too much to read.
The Government's evil keikaku on population control. Next time, they're gonna make sure people are around the vending machine before it explodes or make the condoms explode when the guys put it on >.>
Population explosion!?
"Miss xi tells us that though tragic, Mr. Chang was a hell of a bang"
Last incidence of exploding condom vending machine turned out to be a bomb. I wouldn't be surprised if some anti-contraceptive religious nut is behind it.
http://www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-26480197_ITM
If you have a Chinese citizenship it's technically illegal for you to have a religion or attend a religious session in China... unless you're a foreigner then it's okay. It's possible for the government to shut down your church if you bring one Chinese into one of your session. (someone would have to report it of-course) If it was for religious reasons, why would a foreigner do it in China of all places?
You must be retarded... with the sheer sizes of the churches in the populated cities.
But they make tons of "Christian" goods for the USA market at least.
My fav is the "Bible tote bag" that proudly proclaims "This book is ILLEGAL in .... countries, .... hostile areas" whatever. But of course made in China... Of all the groups that'd stay "Made in the USA" you'd think the "Good Christians" would be first, but sadly they care more about screaming over "Obamacare".
Like Marx said; "Da Rast Kapitarist shar shell us da lope with which we shar hang him!"
Blatantly false. "Religion" is not illegal in China, just ban some of the bigger political authorities that they think threaten their power. The Catholic Church and Dali Lama's congregation are the two most notable ones. They put up their government backed "replacement" for both, "Catholic Church of China" etc.
Many small Evangelical sects operate freely in China, pushing their crap to the uneducated masses.
you people have terrible grasps of theology, politics, and history it scares me
25 October 2002 ??
LOL I KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!!
Think my Number 1 is to important to rely on these condoms :)
Dude... even their slogan is a ripoff. 'Let's play the smart way!'. Ever heard of PlaySafe? And that slogan sounds like it's more suitable to encourage grade school kids...
Their new slogan should be "Let's explode the smart way!"
LMAO exploding condoms i mean can you imagine? the Comedy?
Could imagine the ad coming with it:
"Make your lovelife a blast!"
in China, their vending machine got three sizes of condom:
Small
Intermediate
Explosive
Someone clearly took the third option by accident, since most of their men never made it past the second.
>there is no way a vending machine can explode
And yet China managed it.
China's on an a totally nother level
Now, did the machinery or condoms explode?
Though it could have been both.
Well, the government did say that a vending machine cannot explode. Ergo, it must have been the condoms.
bwaghahahahgaha
When you cum, it literally explodes inside her...
Thereby defeating the purpose of condoms in the first place.
Imagine doing it in her mouth, she'll absolutely taste strawberry/vanilla/whatever flavor your condom was.