Top 10 Reasons To Date Otaku Guys

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Japanese women have once again been quizzed on their views of otaku guys – for once focusing on reasons why they might be worthy of attention rather than studious evasion and moderate persecution.

The ranking:

1. He’ll think of you wholeheartedly

2. He knows about PCs and stuff…

3. He’s not going to mess around

4. He’s likely steady and not spending all his cash on booze, gambling & brand goods…

5. He’ll shine if he’s polished

6. Shy guys are cute

7. He’s not likely to be totally relentless when it comes to girls

8. He knows about lots of stuff

9. He can understand you if you’re an otaku girl

10. He has his own tastes

Unfortunately this does not change the fact most such surveys of female (or even male) opinion tend to rate otaku tastes as being some of the least preferable possible…


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    Comment by Anonymous
    18:27 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Otakus? Time to leave ur basement!

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    Comment by Artist Rising
    18:28 06/03/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Reason 1: He's excellent when it comes to money... oh wait.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:35 06/03/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    side note, Japanese people tend to spend alot more cash on alchol and gambling than otakus spend on otaku stuff(with maybe the exeption of some few AKBFans)
    Source: Lived in Japan, Its rude to not accept the Daily inventation to go out and drink with your college and teamleader after work.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:16 06/03/2013 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    LYING SHIT!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:23 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    SHIT STOP LYING

    Comment by Anonymous

    LYING SHIT STOP

    Comment by Anonymous

    SHIT LYING STOP!!!1111

    Comment by Anonymous

    STOP DROP AND SHIT!

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    Comment by Falos
    12:30 07/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    LYING SHIT STOP AUDIO ORIGIN UNKNOWN STOP RESEARCH CONTINUES STOP FUNDING LOW BUT HOPES HIGH STOP NEXT WIRE TUESDAY STOP

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:32 07/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You lot are speaking gibberish!

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    Comment by kamiru
    19:21 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    so otaku guys are rude?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:46 06/03/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Nope. They are not invited.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:34 06/03/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    ...Don't remind me. I learned that the hard way...

    Comment by Dark Mage
    06:52 07/03/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    In most other countries drinking every night is seen as a very negative quality.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:04 07/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not in the Philippines. People drink like fish here.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:35 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    only if his parents are rich

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:04 06/03/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "4. He’s likely steady and not spending all his cash on booze, gambling & brand goods…"
    There is demotivator going like this: "ANIME... drugs would be cheaper" ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:22 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    and otaku do not spend the money on the girl, most important part

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:27 06/03/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    That is the only thing Otaku spend money on

    They spend ALL their money on girls that pay attention to them and make them feel less lonely

    The only problem is, the only girls that do that are 2D

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:43 06/03/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    brand goods eh?

    Like Good Smile Company and Alter?

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:02 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Don't forget COSPA
    They sell good shirts.

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    Comment by Riiku
    22:54 06/03/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    He totally not going to buy 1000 copies of AKB48 CD to shake their hands

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:38 07/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not every1 is like you, just because a few actually buy that or even more cd's, doesn't mean every single otaku will do the same, generelizing otaku stereotypes is wrong to start with.

    Comment by Anonymous

    ... shut up

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    Comment by Benoist
    01:55 07/03/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    when you have a real 3d gf, why would you care of 3d fake girls ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:35 07/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    First four reason seem to imply there'd be more money for her while ignoring the spending aspect of otakuness.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:41 08/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    He spends all his money fapping on his prized possesions of the next loli comic....oh wait...

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    Comment by Rya
    18:31 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm surprised there are 10 reasons!

    Comment by Anonymous

    10 very wishy-washy reasons. Oh boy are they in for a disappointment when half of this list didn't not turn out to be true.

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    Comment by alidan
    20:04 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    the only one that wont come true is number 5, because compared to a woman who is THAT selective of who they date, the otaku will probably fit every one of those things listed, especially the "know allot of stuff" one because a woman will know mostly pop culture shit, the otaku probably knows more things that matter outside of otaku hobby.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:04 07/03/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Not quite. The Otaku are otaku because they are obsessed with their subject of interest to the point that they spend most of their time dwelling on it. It means they are lacking knowledge about anything else if they weren't obligated to learn about them. Your average otaku is not going to know squat about Pope Benedict XI's retirement or the next good read, solely because those fell outside their sphere of interest.

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    Comment by Daniel Park
    18:49 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some responses to the above come to mind:

    1. When he's not obsessing over loli's

    2. He certainly knows how to hide his porn

    3. As long as 2D girls don't count as cheating

    4. I agree he's steady. Steady being, 80% of his funds goes to figures and eroge

    5. Premature ejaculation from "polishing"

    6. They also come off as stalker like

    7. Otaku are relentless in regards to 2D beauties, 3D girls will be lucky to be noticed

    8. Yeah if you ever want to know the fastest route to winning one of those "imouto" type games

    On points 9 & 10 I agree wholeheartedly.

    P.S. the upper right otaku in the pic looks like Gluttony from FMA.

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    Comment by Chen-04
    18:54 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I faintly remember this survey and the answers.... from... 2010? Nothing changed... Consensus at the time was "Does not cheat" and "Will spend lots of money (on you)".

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:17 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    They might not spend it on booze, gambling, and brand goods, but they will spend it on discs, figures, and other merchandise.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:19 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    "4. He’s likely steady and not spending all his cash on booze, gambling & brand goods…"
    No, he is spending it for anime related stuffs instead...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:20 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    " He’s likely steady and not spending all his cash on booze, gambling & brand goods…"
    They have no idea how much figures can cost.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:28 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    And you on the other hand, have no idea how much liquor and gambling will cost financially.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:11 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you are spending more than you have it doesn't really matter.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:33 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Are you trying to imply that every male has a liquor and/or gambling addiction?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:11 07/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Quite a few do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:21 06/03/2013 # ! Good (+0.7)

    The way I see it, these days, the only way an otaku can get any sort of start-up with a girl is by having lots of money.

    Everything else is just an excuse to convince themselves and other people that they care, but once the money goes tight, the bond already gets loose. The only exception I've seen so far is when such couple has gone through a life and death situation and they found out each other's true value.

    But life isn't much a danger for most people on Earth. Most countries have much safer environment than they were just a few centuries ago, and unlike what feminazis want everyone to believe, women's rights are much more prevalent. Women nowadays don't need a man simply by virtue of him being a man anymore.

    Or maybe the survival aspect has never changed after all? Just that physical danger has now become FINANCIAL danger? haha

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:20 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Look on the bright side... a person has more self-determination over their finances than their genetics.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:08 07/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not if she's someone worth keeping. Any relationship built on something that can change with one capricious turn of fortune isn't worth it. Some people bond regardless of who they are and what they can do or give.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:49 08/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    she? you think you have a say? ahaha poor soul, its the pussy that judges.

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    Comment by starsplash
    19:26 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you have to make a top 10 list , it probably wont end well.

    I think most of these are true though. So not bad.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:27 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You get to dress in nice clothes. Imagine all the cosplay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:34 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    simple rule
    be a badass ,dont give a fuck and you get laid

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    Comment by Firaku
    20:08 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Sad but reasonably true......

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:35 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    How do you get laid....wait for it.....if you don't give a fuck?

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:49 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:50 06/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bumbers 5 and 10 are mutually exclusive I think.






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