Bicycle Skewers Boy by Anal Penetration
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Feb 26, 2013 17:09 JST
- Tags: Accidents, Bicycles, Bizarre, China, Guro, Jiangsu, Made in China, Schoolboys
A schoolboy on his way to the first day of China’s spring term was anally skewered by his own bicycle when its saddle came off.
The Jiangsu province schoolboy was bicycling to school when the saddle of his bike broke off as he took a fall, plunging the rail into his rectum.
Firemen were summoned, but were unable to remove the bicycle and so had to cut out part of the frame and take him to hospital with his bicycle still attached. Doctors were then able to successfully remove it.
There is as yet no word on why the bicycle’s saddle came off so disastrously – although with the bike likely being the product of quality Chinese craftsmanship, suspicions have converged on a design or manufacturing defect.
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Surprise buttsex
In related news, welcome to China.
'Where the people's ass are as big as their heart'
C'mon, them chinese already got a number of item already up their ass in SanCom; screws, bolts and nuts from exploding chair, steel shrapnels, eel and now, a friggin' bicycle. I'm pretty sure their ass can have the Black Hole status from now on.
i lost me shit reading that comment 1++
anon 02:42
I think I cracked a rib laughing!
Spoiled kids! When I grew up China they couldn't make saddles that would last more than a couple month, everyone knew how to ride a bike without sitting down.
It's kind of sad thinking back, but on the other hand we are all physically stronger because of it.
Your still here? After all this time? You have commitment at least, I'll give you that.
dude, you're seeing satan everywhere? wait, don't tell me you're seeing your parents as satan too?
I AM HERE! NOW DIE SATAN SHIT!
this guy
fucked by-cycle
Quite literally, I might add.
Its one of those Walmart bikes too...
He's not going to shit right for a week.
Sucks that the bar was cut off while its still in his butt. Imagine the vibration on his anal hole when they were sawing the bar.
bet he blushed through the whole process
and moan in a dirty way....
You should check your eyes, it's pretty clear http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydraulic_rescue_tools#Cutter or similar was used.
You are so ass pained. Who exploded a chair or bike up your ass?
Probably his dad, uncle, or big brother. Whoever's cock he's sucking right now that is.
And yet, he was lucky it came from behind, and not from... D:
I thought the bike was playing a Kancho joke on him
Making fun of otaku : a big nono
Exploding chinese, impaled boy, misfortune upon china : HAHAHAHA
Fucking sancom racist logic
"Otaku" is not a race. "Chinese" is not a race either.
Nice try through, mr. Troll.
chinese is not a race, it's REAL SHIT !
False. We've been making fun of Idol Otaku in Sankaku for generations.
Dumb fuckin jap
Japan? hey buddy china and japan are not the same xD
he can't get married anymore...*_*
If it were Japan, he'd pull that 'take responsibility' line.
Maybe he can marry exploding chair-chan.
Jackie Chan - Project A.
the boy clearly aimed to be the next Jackie
bi-cycle, huh? Looks to me like that's a full homo-cycle.
you sir, deserved a medal! made my day lol
And you think you're screwed when you have to go to school.
Haha! Dude was probably thinking "School's starting = worst day ever!" Then he got reamed, and fate proved him wrong.
Chinese really should try to make better bike then this or they would suffer more embarrassments then Americans.
This is the IRL BL version of 'Transform into Anything, Anywhere'.
Oooooouch~!
why are we so worried they're gonna become a superpower when they can't build anything that doesn't break or explode?
know another thing that break and explodes? bombs preferably thermonuclear or biochemical.
This can only happen when a bike is made in China.
nothing surprising,this what happens when businessman put PROFIT before safety
That's fucked up.
up the butt :O!
Looks like a hoax to me. If something is logged in such a way that you'd need surgical removal, there should be loads of blood. There is a crapton of blood vessels in that area.
Sounds plausible, but still, many people have gotten things stuck in their anus before.
Still, the lack of blood is curious considering that it would have been quite a violent entry.
maybe he got lucky that the shaft entered perfectly into his anus. miracle happened.
Still, at least Chinese don't LICK monitor like those Jap otakus ROFL
Just because you don't see them do it, doesn't means that they don't.