“$32,000 If You Can Last 20 Minutes In This!”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Feb 20, 2013 06:00 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Crime, Made in China, Politics, Zhejiang
A Chinese businessman disgusted by the state of local rivers has been attracting attention for the generous sum he is offering the head of the local environmental authority if he will take a dip in the pristine waters he is responsible for keeping clean.
Xinhua reports the Zhejiang province businessman has issued a written challenge to a local environmental protection agency, saying he would pay 200,000 yuan to the agency’s boss if he could manage to swim the foul waters of the pictured river for 20 minutes.
Local environmental officials say they have no plans to conduct any environmental appraisal of the river.
In any case, such officials probably have even more pressing cases to ignore:
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I wonder how many Chinese have never seen wild animals?
They have. Each other.
That might explain why we barabarians wish death upon them so often.
My point exactly :)
Please, speak more clearly. I can't understand your uncivil barbarian speech.
if something comes out of those waters, then THAT is your wild animal good sir
Not sure if Swamp Thing counts as a wild animal...
Swamp thing is afraid of those waters.
We don't have to worry about them becoming a stronger nation than ours because all of their citizens will be a deaths door from all the pollution.
for dinner. Many.
hahah
$32K AND a chance to obtain radioactive superpowers!? What's not to like!
You'll probably just get cancer.
More like freakish mutation. Hope i grow an extra cock. That would be awesome. The man with 2 cocks.
Except it grows on your head.
Or the one you have just falls off. >_>
nah u'd just explode..
Power to explode? I thought all chinese were born with it.
Makes you wonder if the people allowing the pollution have read too many comic books, and this is their version of a 'super' human project.
So that's where rainbows come from.
BOOTLEG RAINBOWS!!
Yeah and if you throw a match in it's guaranteed to explode.(seriously it will)
Of course that it would explode, is chinese water
like soif i last twenty two minutes i get money ? sure why not.
I wonder if someone drinks it. Can they taste the rainbow
not only do tey taste the rainbow, its takes them to the place rainbows are made.
A good shortcut to any last save point.
Only beta males would not swim in the water. J-J-Just sayin.' Sayin'
in this case Beta's are the idiots
Are you implying alpha males are idiots?
Now I can't eat skittles anymore. Thanks.
China quality rainbows
Taste the Rainbow and DIE :p
these piture would make the power rangers blush.
Let's fuck this planet up and rape her for all she's worth!!
Yeah, then Gaia sics Zombie Captain Planet on you.
I pity all the fish in Chinese river, they have to swim in it all the time. Well at least they can tell which river they are in just by the colour.
What fish?
Blinky, the 3 eyed wonder fish.
The explosive fish?
From ShinSekai Yori...
wait I thought that fish was in lake erie canada.
I pity everything in China.
Looks like a genocide.
If there's any sort of fish in that water it's either belly up or some sort of mutated freak.
If it didn't make them go blind already.
Want to have mutant powers? Jump in that river.
Maybe they turned into radioactive squid monsters with two heads!
Not squid monster, but real life Toxic Crusader and they will ignore all the problem while creating more pollution in China.
Imagines the Environmental official doing the swim for the money (If so that would be another story)
$30 if you can last 10 minutes on top of my cock