Ultimate Otaku Choco-Valentines
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Feb 15, 2013 01:06 JST
- Tags: Food, Fujoshi, Image Gallery, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Otaku, Valentine's
For once the otaku award for the most accomplished Valentine’s Day devotional display looks to have been granted not to moeblob fans but to JoJo fans – thanks to some almost inedibly gorgeous chocolates, otherwise known as “ita-choco” and a popular culinary spectacle online.
Naturally other characters featured heavily – for those wondering about some of the character choices, a very high proportion of Valentine’s Day chocolate gifts in Japan go to friends and family rather than just darling paramours:
To Love-Ru Darkness Tentacle Troubles Abound
Mangaka Celebrate Twintails Day
Hoppa Hentai Vaginar Virgin Red Sentai Parody Onahole
Taimanin Yukikaze “Lowest of the Low!”
Yandere Simulator Gets Personal
Naruto SUN Storm 4 OP Endlessly Energetic
Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut Hardly Draconic
Splatoon Squid Sisters Invade NicoNico Tokaigi 2016
Top 9 Anime of 2015, According to IGN
Rena Momozono’s Hot Hardcore F***ing Eloquently Titled
Rance Hikari o Motomete Battles Hard
Final Fantasy XV “Might As Well Be An FPS”
Dimension W Spreads It Open
Okasare Hero Strategically Sexy
Studio FOW Alice H-Short “Truly Mad!”
Uppers PV “All About The JKs!”
Danny DeVito Desired For Great Detective Pikachu
Kantai Collection Movie PV Bright & Cheery
Zelda: Twilight Princess HD Story Trailer Rather Redundant
Slimy Yuusha Marudea Figure
Alluring Ahri Cosplay Magically Charming
Tsukihi Araragi BDSM Ero-Cosplay by Komugi Platinum Sexy
Goddess of Twitter “Pink & Perky!”
Serene Horo Cosplay Pure Gold
Iona Ero-Cosplay by Komugi Taking on Water
Cute Kashima Cosplay Full of Elegance
Umaru Ero-Cosplay by Asami Hamsterific
Goddess of 2ch: “Pink & Soft All The Way!”
Kuroneko Cosplay by Mikehouse Full of Life
Busty Hotaru Cosplay Delightfully Delectable
My kuroneko can't be this delicious
Yes, she can, she must
They should have an otaku choco trade :)
Godly creators here xd
In America, we splurge all our money out on a single day that - will be- forgotten the moment we screw up.
In Japan, women give men chocolate.
Then males have an additional month to repay the favor with White Day.
I may get flamed but this is one of those things I really wish we had in America.
You are not the only one feeling that way. Hell I'm female and think the day is stupid for the amount of money that goes into it. Plus for that 1 day the price of everything remotely Vday related is 25-50% higher
In case anyone has forgotten, Valentine's Day was started as a gimmick for the greeting card/floral/confectionery industry in America. A way for them to have at least 1 day in the year when they can make a lot of money and sell out of some stuff.
I want to eat Moewagon too
jojo chocolate is "THE MANLIEST CHOCOLATE EVAR"!!!! (yes with an A)
I was thinking of eating Kuroneko's Chocolate tail if you know what I mean ;)
Night Shift Nurse doctor would be so proud of your love.
I don't think he meant scat :P
If you eat the Choco-JoJo's,you grow a bear an muscles in 1,5 seconds.
Why would I give chocos to my family in the day of those who in love? I'm not incest fan
all of my want. give me jojo chocolate or give me jojo chocolate!
"Do you remember how many chocolates you have eaten in your life?"
If they did a Eru Chitanda one, it should be filled with whiskey.
Some of these are really good. It's a shame none of them were likely given to someone else.
nyanko-sensei choco is so cute XD
i wanna eat it and make it shit come out off me
DFC is even more delicious
One of the chocolate from #05 desserve an "action shot"
Yu Yu Hakusho, Pokemon, Magi, and Nyanko-sensei my Valentines Day just got 10x better =]
You could make a fortune on these things. Why has no one capitalized on this yet?
Dat loli powerpuff girl
Wow i cant even draw on paper/tablet yet these gods draw so well on FOOD. orz
If you can draw, you can draw anywhere. If you can't, you can't.
No Mami hanging from someone's mouth ?
I'm disappointed
I would be afraid to eat any of the Madoka chocolates.
The ZawaZawa one left me speechless. Dangerchocolate ftw!
There are a lot of fujoshi out in valentines.
I can tell because of the number of male chocolates.
This is what I call art.
Delicious art
Damn you japan with your anime chocolate. how come we don't get anime chocolate?
half of that shit is homemade. My suggestion: learn to cook.
what are they made of?
sugar?
shu gar ;P
Considering that it's Japan we're talking about, I'm gonna say rice.
It looks like white chocolate with chocolate lines and some dye used for the color.
Anyone know the source material from image 10?
Can't you just google 'Magi chocolate' or something? Should be easier than waiting for an answer on Sankaku.
ikr, we'd have all died of diabetes before anyone answered that specific question.
I can understand Power Rangers and Kamen Rider, but how the hell did Blossom get up there?
She is from PPG, I'd be watching that show now if it was showing on tv.
As a matter of fact, PPG is quite a popular cartoon in Japan, as well. Why do you think it got its anime version in the first place...? It is a big hit there, perhaps evenmore than it was on continents like South America and Europe. Therefore, yes, it makes total sense for it to get its choco-portion.
Even Speedwagon is chocolate!
lol Pokemon
Gotta eat 'em all!
what no pony cake this list is worthless!
would love to eat dat Kuroneko.
Where's the white cream filling on Kuroneko?
I can't imagine something cuter than a japanese girl giving you a chocolate.
I want 2D girls to give me chocolate but dammit why was I born in this 3D world
Fuck this Depressing Dimension!
i call for the Volume Revolution!
*Meanwhile in Japan...*
Japanese guy: "I can't imagine something cuter than a western girl giving you a chocolate."
The girl could be from fucking Narnia, I just want to one to give me the chocolate, hell to ask me chocolote... forever alone...
I want 2D girls to give me chocolate but dammit why was I born in this 3D world