Emiri Kato “So Cute She Was Mistaken for a JS”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Jan 25, 2013 15:48 JST
- Tags: Emiri Katou, Fashion, Idol, Makeup, Schoolgirls, Seiyuu, Shopping
So cute is seiyuu and orthodontics poster girl Emiri Kato that she reports being mistaken for a precocious little girl on a recent shopping expedition to obtain cosmetics.
Emiryun reports the incident in a recent Tweet:
I went to buy some cosmetics, and the 50-something shop assistant told me this:
“What! You’re 29!? I thought you were an elementary schooler!!
I was thinking even elementary schoolers are interested in makeup now… sorry about that!”
This is the first time anyone has mistaken me for an elementary schooler… this is overdoing it!
The consensus from her photographs seems to be that this is a believable episode rather than a Hiranoesque flight of fancy:
Though on the other hand, given the looks of Japan’s JS population of late this may not be as flattering a mistake as first thought…
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Be warned! Talking to her on the street will get you arrested by the police as a creepy lolicon.
Ararararagi-san, is that you?
Shumanai, kamimamita
in Japan...How about she tour outside her country for vacation.
She'll be stopped at the airport until they find her guardian...
And ill be there to pick her up :P
The TSA would molest her.
Damn it would be kinky to fuck her :O
Arararagi-san, is that you?
Girls grow up so fast these days...
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Hideyoshi :D
Also Hachikuji from Bakemonogatari.
And Sakurako from Yuru Yuri.
Yup. Hideyoshi.
You're forgetting about Kagami and Kyubey.
Also known for playing a whole lot of FFXI, well I guess we have something in common.
I'm hungry for some Emiri Kato! Yum.
ok...doesn't look middle schooler to me, that old bag was blind or she's making it up for the attention boost. looks more like 19-24 age range.
her husband/boyfriend is probably already arrested
Ughhh,ancient 3DPD old hag.
Just close your eyes and lose yourself in her beautiful voice.
Kagami Hiiragi <3
It's not unlikely those fashion JS would not be browsing the counter. Imagine them standing next to her at the store.
the assistant must be blind
Why don't western women stay as cute till around 30?
Because they like to look mature, intelligent, self-assured, sexually capable, independent and at par with men of their own age. Not like little girls who still need to be treated like little girls.
While they may not exactly look like someone who can be tempted with a lolipop at the age of 30, women outside of Asia can still look beautiful, even at 40 or 50, you know...
hell, Morgan Fairchild is over 60!
Too bad looking the part doesn't make you one
You guys must really buy into the movie "shallow hal"
Are you suggesting that in Japan, people have the fear that looking smart would make people think that they are the opposite? Seriously?
I'd think that people like to reflect outside how they feel about themselves on the inside.
Couldn't have worded it better myself in less than 10 words. haha
i would have sexual intercourse with if she kept the glasses on.
Thats what all girls can do if they dont get fat. High High salt diet keeps them crapping all the time so they cant absorb any fat.
she kinda looks like F(x) Victoria from Kpop lol
No she doesnt
I would gladly make a contract with you, Emiri Kato.
It kinda becomes a dead giveaway when she widely smiles due to the stretch curves besides her mouth and around her cheeks, but it's not like she has to smile like that all the time so most people will still be fooled.
Though, I'm not sure I won't feel embarrased if I treat a seemingly teenage brat not knowing she's a lady. In the US though, it seems easier to do the opposite; old looking bitches who pretend to be mature but has a mentality of a tween.
If you like girl's with lazy eyes and bags under their eyes then she's adorable.
Then it's a good thing she neither of those...
She's gorgeous.
How the hell can anyone mistake her for an elementary schooler? That's just sad.
she never told me her age
It's a trap yo! You'll fall into Kyubey's evil little plan!
Must be a cultural thing because around here, a 'mistake' like that would be taken as a compliment and not as a "this is overdoing it!" kind of reaction. O_o
Best seiyuu
She is ugly, japanese girls are ugly in general.
You jelly you aren't as cute?
I knew it, Hideyoshi IS a girl !
*yawn* just another 3d pig nothing special
She's the one who voices the 2D characters that some of us love. ;)
Seiyuu: Let them be heard, not seen.
First pic is quite good, the rest are ok. Totally don't mind her overall, a B- for me. :)
I like to look and admire her all day.
Yawn
Just another clueless moron who can't wrap his tubby arms around a girl's waist.
sigh another tough guy hiding behind the keyboard