World’s Youngest Dakimakura User Exposed
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Jan 22, 2013 11:37 JST
- Tags: Babies, Dakimakura, Oppai, Otaku, Tomodachi ga Sukunai, VIP Quality
2ch has been marvelling at what is probably the world’s most precocious dakimakura user (and possibly the world’s youngest Tomodachi ga Sukunai fan as well, and by some accounts the cutest), whom less kind observers remark is unusually short and bald even for a creepy otaku.
The dakimakura itself of course depicts none other than the notoriously busty Sena from Tomodachi ga Sukunai:
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Parenting. You're doing it right.
I like how it looks like he's nursing.
Good work, parents. That will keep the baby sleeping throughout the night for sure.
Can I has a cheeze burger now~~!
good choice in waifu.
Ruining future, you're doing it right
taking a joke/gag seriously, you're doing it right.
Being a total fuck fakey asshole, you're doing it right.
he has a bright future ;)
you mean he has a bright screen in a dark room filled with garbage and used tissues in the future?
Even from Birth, Man knows that Sena is better than Yozora.
how do we know that's a man?
Funny since Sena is a huge Yozorafag herself
of course... cow milk > rice milk
Anybody else notice that the baby isn't asian. I bet they will charge the dakimakura for child pornography.
nah, just the owner.
Sena was always better but in s1 yozora was a close second. After cutting her hair she ain't even in the fuckin park.
Isn't this what got that AKB48 idol in trouble?
A young child touching a woman's breasts?
:)
Japan's police will be taking the pillow in for 'intense' interrogation soon.
And they'll be arresting breast feeding mothers next for daring to let a underage child suck their nipples.
the last tow lines are so ironic it is not even funny :(
Fucking brat get off Sena's tits.
future sankaku user.
you are welcome anytime anywhere, baby-chan.
can't blame'em. dakis are comfortable as fuck. they're like snuggling drugs.
+1 when you're tired and have something that comfy it'll suck you in, before you know it a few hours have passed.
LOL, someone updated the dakimakura wiki with this pic!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakimakura
k seriously this kid whont want another pillow in like 18 years
Baby's first word : niku
niku is good
MAI WAIFU Sena is a perfect mother!
I don't choose the otaku life.
The otaku life choose me.
Milk bearing DELICIOUS MEAT.
I fapped
Now, they should improve this design by putting a bottle of milk inside the pillow, an improving the breasts on it a bit. With proper engineering, mankind can achieve some meaty accomplishments... Ones that will be carved into our history. They'll be as everlasting as beef jerkey.
Even as our fates jiggle between life and death, humanity as a whole will be abreast of the situation due to such accomplishments. Our spirits will soar, as if carried up by two heavenly balloons.
Man, I wanna play with her tits.
Dakimakura users capable of reproducing? Didn't believe it was possible, congrats to whoever is the lucky pioneer!
Kid knows how to choose the right type of NIKU!
He will grow health tasting this health Meat.
That's right son suck on meat's meat balloons
This child is very lucky that his/her parent is an otaku....at least maybe.
WAH!!!
there's no way the owner of that thing is the father,lol
You're right .... it's the mother.
Is it wrong that I find that to be adorable?
'Yes...yes, it's all comming along nicely, all according to plan.'
-President For The Society Of Glorifing The Wonders
Of Worshiping The Female Breasts (amen).
kashiwazaki sena, my hair is deeply in love with you. marry me, plz.
Child abuse.
Youngest Recruit of SanCom
Hes not just a client hes the president of SanCom.
Waiter there is Baby all over my meat.
I guess the makers of that pillow discovered a new target audience to go for :p
That baby appreciates good meat.
breast is mostly fat.. no muscles at all..
of course not! what, do you wanna be beat up by boobs or something?
lmao no.. since he mentioned good meat, i thought he was referring to her breast.. Breast has no muscle meat.