The efforts of Tecmo to further sex up Dead or Alive 5 Plus look to have been bearing even more juicy fruit – the latest “extreme private gravure movie” seems to have dispensed with fighting entirely, in favour of sexy girls frolicking on the beach in skimpy bikinis.
The “extreme private gravure” in question:
Aside from sexy costumes and the obligatory addition of gratuitous touch functionality, the features various cross-platfrom functionality between PS3 and PSV – although it seems inevitable it is the costumes which will be of most interest to series fans…
That's like saying "just make it a hentai!" for an ecchi anime. It's the same as the idea that a lot of people find (skimpy) clothing to be more sexy than nudity.
I wonder if a console video game developer could ever do that, though? Make an Eroge on the PC that's based on their console series (because it's basically common sense now that Japanese developers, unlike American developers, can never get away with even showing nipples in console video games, for some reason, right?). The reverse has happened many times, where a PC eroge gets a toned down console release, but the opposite has never happened and I'm pretty sure that it never will.
And when will people realize that Dead or Alive has become a tournament viable fighting game series, already? Or are most people just simply not bright enough to get their heads past the ecchi?
I understand it's a fighting game but how many people play for the fighting aspect of it?
Probably fucking no one. It's just eye candy, that's all. I'm sure it started as a legit attempt to make people say "Hey a fighting game with hot chicks. Cool!" But it's devolved into "Have your favorite characters spread out on a beach towel and fap vigorously to them. Don't forget your tears to work as lube!"
Saying the franchise isn't anything but eye candy now is laughable.
Well, I for one play it for more than fanservice. I head out to tournaments for it every month and it's been one of my greatest video game experiences.
This week they're even updating the game with a patch that tweeks hundreds of gameplay details to make it even more tighter gameplay-wise. How the hell is the T&A the only thing being focused on for this game? Just because that's one of the things they're promoting doesn't mean that's all the developers are working on. I mean, is Ghost in the Shell just a bunch of pretty pictures of a cyberpunk Tokyo and cyborg nipples?
signed in to upvote. I love the DOA series.. easy to get into and challenging to master. The ladies are sexy of course and who doesn't like sexy costumes? Of course it's hard to watch the ecchi when your trying to win :).
If someone had offered me a portable DOA gravure game where I could touch the girls a couple of years ago I would have said: FUCK YES BRING THAT SHIT ON RIGHT NOW without caring about the price.
But with that new art style they gave them?
No thanks, I pass, seriously, I do not find them hot or cute at all, thanks but no thanks Tecmo, you blew it guys, you blew it.
Those faces and those bodies are not the girls I fell for in the older DOA games.
They are some different girls designed to appeal to casuals, go see if the casuals want some gravure games Tecmo, if you want my money bring back the old girls. I miss the old girls.
They have to fix boob-physics, because I don't think that even water balloons can fluctuate like this. Soul Calibur V is much better at this, but lacks DoA sexiness.
Just make it into a fucking Eroge and get on with it.
ALL HAIL BOOB PHYSICS.
That's like saying "just make it a hentai!" for an ecchi anime. It's the same as the idea that a lot of people find (skimpy) clothing to be more sexy than nudity.
I wonder if a console video game developer could ever do that, though? Make an Eroge on the PC that's based on their console series (because it's basically common sense now that Japanese developers, unlike American developers, can never get away with even showing nipples in console video games, for some reason, right?). The reverse has happened many times, where a PC eroge gets a toned down console release, but the opposite has never happened and I'm pretty sure that it never will.
And when will people realize that Dead or Alive has become a tournament viable fighting game series, already? Or are most people just simply not bright enough to get their heads past the ecchi?
I understand it's a fighting game but how many people play for the fighting aspect of it?
Probably fucking no one. It's just eye candy, that's all. I'm sure it started as a legit attempt to make people say "Hey a fighting game with hot chicks. Cool!" But it's devolved into "Have your favorite characters spread out on a beach towel and fap vigorously to them. Don't forget your tears to work as lube!"
Saying the franchise isn't anything but eye candy now is laughable.
A lot of people, actually. For example, this celibate (virgin) catholic guy plays professionally: http://www.youtube.com/user/swoozie06
Well, I for one play it for more than fanservice. I head out to tournaments for it every month and it's been one of my greatest video game experiences.
This week they're even updating the game with a patch that tweeks hundreds of gameplay details to make it even more tighter gameplay-wise. How the hell is the T&A the only thing being focused on for this game? Just because that's one of the things they're promoting doesn't mean that's all the developers are working on. I mean, is Ghost in the Shell just a bunch of pretty pictures of a cyberpunk Tokyo and cyborg nipples?
I read somewhere that women with cloth covering 1/3 of her body is more sexy to male eyes than a totally naked woman.
It is the inverse of the golden ratio, 61.8% skin is ideal!
It is for me. :3
Is for me too. <3
I prefer 1/20 covered. :3
Is for me too. 83
signed in to upvote. I love the DOA series.. easy to get into and challenging to master. The ladies are sexy of course and who doesn't like sexy costumes? Of course it's hard to watch the ecchi when your trying to win :).
I'm really trying hard not to sign up just to upvote you right now, fellow Anon-kun.
A game like AG3 with these graphics would be amazing. Fuck.
But then we'd need a new Fighting franchise with sexy girls.
Illusion has made this much better for years. As 3D eroge.
but then the modders won't have anything to do
We have.
Great news everyone! DOA 5 now also have a fighting mini game! thats sooo coool!
Damnit Tecmo, just make another DOA Extreme game. DOAX2 is available on PSN but it's rather terrible and is like $30.
I need a DOA-branded misogynistic sexual harassment sim for my Vita, Tecmo. Help me out here.
I'd rather wish they had illusion make it
why? Illusion's abysmal.
rimshot.wav
not as abysmal as Vita's sales.
Wait wasn't doax2 an Xbox 360 exclusive?
For consoles. But there was a PSP port too afaik
If someone had offered me a portable DOA gravure game where I could touch the girls a couple of years ago I would have said: FUCK YES BRING THAT SHIT ON RIGHT NOW without caring about the price.
But with that new art style they gave them?
No thanks, I pass, seriously, I do not find them hot or cute at all, thanks but no thanks Tecmo, you blew it guys, you blew it.
Those faces and those bodies are not the girls I fell for in the older DOA games.
They are some different girls designed to appeal to casuals, go see if the casuals want some gravure games Tecmo, if you want my money bring back the old girls. I miss the old girls.
Jiggly boobs~
Not extreme enough.
The PS Vita... is it dead or alive?
Its a zombie.. A living dead
And since Sankarea we all love Zombies.
Just make a beach volleyball game again with unlockable skimpy bikinis.
Illusion and Team Ninja should work together as a collab team to make AG4.
They should do a hentai game already!
Ahem!----------- SEXY BEACH ANYONE???
Y'all know the routine: keepvid.com that video.
Sadly, DOA is known more for the hot chicks rather then the fighting. I cant even recall there is male characters in DOA anymore.
How can you not recall RYU fucking HAYABUSA? Ninja Gaiden comes before DOA as a rule!
I'm preparing to mod my 360 just for the nude mods.
Thanks again Xboxers for buy-testing the beta.
They have to fix boob-physics, because I don't think that even water balloons can fluctuate like this. Soul Calibur V is much better at this, but lacks DoA sexiness.
Watch more Kate Upton vids for research....
make love not war!
Why no Kinect version
There is nothing wrong with this. And Hitomi~~~ so guud.
Their asses lack the ideal modeling that their boobs show.
Some day soon, all porn will be like this.
Can't wait!
Mmmmmm Ayane's sweet butt. Just wanna spank it!
Tina no longer looks black.. just tan.
you mean lisa....tina's the short haired blonde