“The Difference Between America & Japan”

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Even the lowly novelty shopping bag has been wryly highlighted as an abject illustration of certain fundamental differences in outlook between Japanese and Americans.

Not to be outdone in the creepiness stakes by the kind of people who would rather blame video games for gun violence than actual gun owners, Japan has already been buffing its “hentai” credentials with even more adventurous designs:

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    Avatar of Powerpuff Loli
    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    10:20 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Loli in a Bag? Time for a new avatar.

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    Comment by Takumi
    10:27 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)

    You mean loli on a bag?

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    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    13:30 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's a transparent bag.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:19 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ooooh my god. thats genius!! the loli design should be inside the back, not outside! that way, you have the tied up loli in the bag!!

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    Comment by Cirno Cancer
    10:28 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (-0.3)

    Getting hard ones when firing full auto is as american as obesity and beeing butthurt

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:52 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Guns are alot of fun to shoot. You should try it sometime.

    Also, Obvious troll is obvious.

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    Comment by Cirno Cancer
    11:27 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's illegal to even look at guns here.
    The paper about banning the right to think about them is on scedule.

    That's why i try to troll american cowboys to hide my latent jealousy.

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    11:50 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (-0.3)

    That's too bad, I however can take a drive to Vegas and go to this place.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/06/us/las-vegas-gun-range-offers-new-way-to-let-loose.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0 [http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/06/us/las-vegas-gun-range-offers-new-way-to-let-loose.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0]

    There is even a place in Nevada that you can pay to shoot 50. machine guns, Barret Sniper rifles, and old time WWI rifles. You can even shoot Mini guns out of a moving Helicopter.

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    Comment by Surrender Monkey
    12:33 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is for your wish fullfillment guys!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsDFxmbjZ7I [www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsDFxmbjZ7I]

    Comment by Dark Mage
    13:08 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sucks to be you then.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:16 01/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Killing people are alot of fun as well. You should try it sometime.

    Comment by Anonymous

    It's as French as bending over to surrender & as Chinese as ripping off EVERYTHING (except your own crap) and making knock-offs - lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:04 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    >thinks they sell full automatics in America

    an idiot is you

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:19 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    No it's illegal for us to own a fully automatic. You would have to be active military or something along those lines to own one. I'm sure there are other cases but ordinary citizens owning one is a Federal crime.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:26 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Of course it's not illegal, provided you have the right permits. The same is true with a 55 cal rifle. However neither is one sold to just anyone, nor are they things sold at walmart. Like that retard thinks.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    13:07 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    You need a Class 2 FFL to legally own a fully automatic weapon in the US.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:57 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Class 3 permit ppl and lots of $$$$

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    Comment by McSquid
    16:32 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    To legally own a full-auto in the US requires either a Class 2 FFL or an NFA registration for a pre-1986 registered full-auto. The latter are quite expensive, and the former requires legit reason for having the license. If you're rich, option A is rather easy: buy a stake in a private security firm or weapons supplier.

    Avatar of Cirno Cancer
    Comment by Cirno Cancer
    12:46 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    They even sell tactical nukes there to little kids. Ever been there? It's like a bad ego shooter

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:33 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tactical nukes to little kids? Wtf are you talking about? Is your brain even functioning or do you need the usual 2x4 slapped across your fat forehead to get it going?

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    Comment by Cirno Cancer
    21:36 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    you making this really easy...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:17 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    even as a troll, you're really boorish. please die already.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:44 01/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cirno I'd quit while I was ahead. Your trolling attempts are quite poor and unoriginal

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:56 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    In fact you can purchase Full auto guns in the U.S. legally it is called a Class 3 permit they are VERY VERY strictly controlled and VERY expensive due to NFA OF 1986 which stopped new manufacturing and importation of full autos if your curious use google you can find out all about it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:31 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    The cat's out of the bag, there's a pussy inside it.

    http://i.imgur.com/mE1NL.jpg

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    Comment by Sol Vires
    11:45 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I want that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:01 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    >would fist it

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:31 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    >would shove head inside & reenact birthing process, complete with vaginal tearing

    Comment by Anonymous

    You really need to get a real girlfriend

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:33 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    @13:41
    says the guy doomed to die a virgin

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:40 01/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Says the guy who's ready to face fuck a bag

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    Comment by TFish
    12:10 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh god... seeing the inside of a vagina when I'm not aroused makes me want to vomit.

    I'm not all too keen on it even when I am aroused.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:41 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Go suck a dick faggot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:44 02/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    As one girl once put it, it's a temple built over a sewer.

    And you don't have to be too pious.

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    Comment by Imyou
    12:39 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not at all sexy... but that bag is still awesome!

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    Comment by Final
    13:09 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Does… anyone know where this is from? imgur itself only links to a regrettably ephemeral 4chan.org/a/. I’d reckon it’s a marketing gag by some eroge company such as Lilith/Black Lilith…

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    Comment by kazaza2
    10:36 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.1)

    That pistol bag might be way more dangerous than a loli bag now.

    You might be the one to wind up in a bag yourself a body bag!

    With all the mass shootings paranoia in the US cops will tend to shoot first and ask questions later.

    Avatar of ChaosConsuming
    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    11:00 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (-0.3)

    Yup, Cops always shoot people they pull over for speeding violations at least once before asking for their license and proof of insurance. As a matter of fact they even shoot people for jay walking now.

    Seriously man, come on.

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    Comment by Surrender Monkey
    12:15 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Awfully thin skinned there, aren't you cupcake? Relax dude, nobodies trying to take your metal penis extenders away.

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    12:30 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Your sarcasm, it burns my very soul. I fear I will carry the weight of your comment on my shoulders for all of my remaining days. Truly the last words i utter before my passing will be my great contempt towards the one the who so viciously assailed my will against adversity.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Spoken like only the uneducated would say. It's easy to blame all of society's misfortunes on the higher authorities when things aren't looking up. I think maybe you've been watching one two many corrupt cop movies because cops do NOT always shoot people. I have many friends involved with law enforcement all over the US and none of them, I'm sure, can attest to what you are saying. Cops are human beings. They fire their weapon when they feel an urgent need to, not for shits and giggles.

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    13:38 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm not sure if you were responding to me or kazaza but I can assure you that I was being sarcastic in my response to his/her post.

    I have no issue with Officers of the law, actually I have great respect for them standing up and protecting people without ever being asked to do so, and in no way would ever put any blame on any of them for any ills suffered by myself or others.

    I would go to any length to aid an officer in distress and wouldn't think twice about risking my life for any person in mortal peril be they an officer or not I would fight to protect their life.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:04 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    but follow Upotte rule, Pistol or light machine Gun is (elementary school)Loli.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:11 01/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Espcially if you're black.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:37 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    The picture below the bag ones is a young school girl tied up to something. What is she tied up to?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:43 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.9)

    The ASPE crime stories bag appears to be Belgian in origin, not American.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:35 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Not surprising, a true American carries a real gun around and not just a bag.

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    Comment by Ota-Kool
    11:58 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah American teacher legally can carry inside school
    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2012/12/29/08/01/us-teachers-bear-arms-to-protect-students

    Wonder when will Japanese tearcher can walk holding hands with his loli student?....Legally.

    Comment by Anonymous

    LOL yeah !

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:02 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    yep, even 5 yo kids can buy a gun :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:29 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are an absolute FUCKING IDIOT!!! I sincerely hope you are just trolling to show your own ingorance

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    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    13:35 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I once went to a convention where I had to wear my place of origin on my tag, so mine read "XXXXX, Texas". When I went into an elevator, this Canadian couple asked where was I keeping my gun. Obviously I said why would they ask me that. They said "Well, doesn't everybody in Texas carry a gun?". They were serious, I kid you not.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:38 31/12/2012 # ! Drivel (-0.7)

    I'm afraid he's quite serious. When there's anime/manga involved, a dark, endless abyss of raging stupidity and disillusioned folk are sure to follow. These are individuals who can't tell the difference between the soft, warm feel of flesh and images they see on screen or in pages of a book. Pity them for they do not know

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:40 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Doesn't everyone Texan carry a gun? I thought it was unrestricted by laws. Why wouldn't you carry a loaded firearm on you at all times if it is legally permitted?

    Comment by Anonymous

    That's like saying all Texans wear cowboy boots and eat steak. It's a stereotype.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:15 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    the hell with SON OF "A" GUN

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    Comment by ryusoma
    20:05 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I've been to Texas many times. If you aren't carrying a gun in Texas, you're underdressed. And likely also 300lbs, wearing spandex. Because there is no such thing as a 'happy medium' in Texas.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Texas?
    Isn't it a part of Mexico?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:42 01/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wouldn't know, I don't live in Texas, I live in Austin. It's a whole different place, thank gawd.

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    Comment by Erranty
    08:42 01/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, in Michigan they can, but only rifles. Gotta be 18 to get anything else.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:34 01/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    In Texas, you can keep a gun in your car without a license, so long as it's out of sight--can't leave it in the seat or on a rack in the rear window. Otherwise you can get a concealed carry license so you can take a weapon to places that do not specifically prohibit it, such as schools. Open carry is restricted as far as I am aware.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:59 04/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I live in texas LOL, yeah guns are pretty common anybody can have one, but its calm

    Comment by Anonymous

    God Damn right carrying my Kahr 9mm Right now in fact

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:32 01/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    What, not your Deagle brand Deagle? Aren't you a little under-dressed?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:13 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)

    And a true Jap carries a real loli around and not just a bag

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:09 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)

    No.
    True jap carries real loli in the bag.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:38 02/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    you win

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:56 01/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    A true american is 400 pounds.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Then what explains your 400 pounds?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:52 02/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    British currency with a typo.

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    Comment by TonyBaka
    04:05 03/01/2013 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Using the American people as a meme is not cool, dude.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:39 02/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Isn't that because they can't be caught drinking booze from an uncovered bottle in public?

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    Comment by Imyou
    12:44 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    That makes sense... I figured you'd get shot in the USA for a bag like that. (No, not "for certain because there are guns everywhere," but people have been shot pulling wallets or playing with water guns - if a cop sees someone walking around holding a bag and a revolver... they're gonna have a bad time.)

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    Comment by blahblah
    00:37 01/01/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Oh snap!

    Attempt to troll/start some:

    "USA sucks, now excuse me while I go farm some dirt and obsess over it!"

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