China Menaced by Yet More Exploding Toilets

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This time, and sadly not for the first time, it is China’s toilets which have been exploding, threatening users with an unpleasant variety of horrible injuries and an ungodly mess.

According to local media reports, a beauty parlour in China’s Shandong province was struck by a series of at least 3 explosions when a member of staff tossed an only partially extinguished cigarette into a toilet at the establishment.

The toilets, which like many in China were of a simple pit construction requiring regular pumping out, promptly exploded.

The explosion is thought to have been caused by gases which had accumulated in the toilet igniting, although a gas leak has also been blamed. Authorities have yet to release an official explanation.


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    Avatar of hatsunemikufan
    Comment by hatsunemikufan
    05:19 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am not using a toilet I have never met now...

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:32 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Next time will be "China Menaced by Exploding" Houses, Buildings , Or even the Country Itself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:10 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Last one may be America's doing though...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:16 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    China menaced by exploding babies.

    They lift the one-child policy and the numbers detonate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:31 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    That's not what a shitter is supposed to do, China.

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    Comment by Pyrolight
    05:46 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    It's a shit pit, that is what they do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:43 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Instead of tossing out the shit they just burn it. Explains the explosion.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:09 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    This article reminds me that I need to clean my toilet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:28 06/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess that's why some shit on the train.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    05:52 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    this time it kinda makes sense at least, feces produce flammable methane gas :D

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    Comment by cpc65
    05:31 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    My God. What do those people eat?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:13 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know, but I know they are using sewage oil for frying food and stuff.

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    Comment by H1z
    05:32 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait... THAT's a toilet in the pic? there's no flusher or wall separating them eeeeewwwww...

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:41 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    probably this member of staff will stop smoking if he is still alive.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:55 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, one thing is for sure. The employee is in deep shit!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:43 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't believe this... next time we'll see news that Chinese heads are exploding.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    China, Toilet, Explode..
    Where Have I Seen That Before~?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:48 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    A great means of clearing the shit, since its just a pit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:56 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds like its time to take some Beano.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    06:04 31/12/2012 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    The crapper in the pic is absolutely terrifying.

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    Comment by Conduit
    06:18 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Its an indoor outhouse, you should be terrified.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:22 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    you can probably catch aids from that thing

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:10 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...if you fall in.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:53 06/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can probably get pregnant from going in, even if you have balls between your legs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:45 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ninjas could be hiding inside to spear/kill you well that one of the ways to assassinate people back then. Perfect throwback of the past!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:29 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...we had something similar build for the US Military while in a 3rd world country.

    still better than digging a hole in the ground and taking a shit by squatting over the hole.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:05 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Squatting over a hole would be tolerable than this because at least you know where it goes and your not having your butt touch anything.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:48 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    It looks like it came right out of Silent Hill.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:39 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I second that. I feel like I'm either gonna get shanked -OR- blown up sitting in that..... death
    throne?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:06 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    hehehehe... exploding fart power..

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:08 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    yet another topic about how how China epically fail at everything...

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    Comment by Rene
    06:28 31/12/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    (Insert exasperated sigh here followed by China bashing)

    Comment by 436345tgf36f4e

    (Insert comment here saying your intelligence is lower than the average followed by saying all your facts are wrong with no proof)

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    Comment by vanchrian
    07:36 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    (Insert comment saying umad)

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:02 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Oh, I love these!

    1: "*siiiiigh*... I don't understand how China can have the greatest economy in the world, but not spend any money on actually making sure things don't always blow up."

    2: "LOL your IQ must be really low, because China is ONE OF THE GREATEST AND SAFEST CUONTRIES IN THE WORLD! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! YOU SMELLY FAT AMERIKANS DON'T KNOW ANYTHING"

    3: "umad bro?"

    Comment by 436345tgf36f4e
    10:42 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    (insert comment about how i am not mad plus a witty comment insinuating that I have recently had relations with your mother)

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    11:04 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    "(insert comment about how i am not mad plus a witty comment insinuating that I have recently had relations with your mother)"

    Ooooh! ya got me!

    *falls over in a comical fashion and dies*

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:28 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    China Explodes, episode 32,435

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:07 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    (Insert comment that we're all mad in one form or another, reply vulgarly that I have also had recent relations with your own mother AND sister - and my own mother - simultaneously, then seriously and studiously compare techniques and positions regarding how my mother enjoyed them. Then offer tips so you may enjoy your mother & sister, too.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:57 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    'CUONTRIES? AMERIKANS?LOL your IQ must be really low.'
    whehehehehe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:13 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    (insert comment? no, I would just insert something else...)

    Avatar of Powerpuff Loli
    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    06:41 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Poor China. Always menaced by something. They should be placed in the "self-endangered" species list.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:10 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey hey hey, they're still human. They're already on the list.

    Avatar of MidnightTide
    Comment by MidnightTide
    06:47 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    guessing not many of you have ever used an outhouse before.....not exactly a brilliant idea to throw a lit cig into other either.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:25 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is a valid point, and it's not like it's unique to China. From WYKT.com:

    "Posted on Friday, June 03, 2005 10:41:50 AM

    A man is recovering from burns after lighting a cigarette in a portable outhouse in Monongalia County, West Virginia, causing the outhouse to explode.

    The incident occurred Tuesday morning in Blacksville, West Virginia.

    The man's name and condition aren't being released, but emergency officials say he wasn't severely hurt and even drove himself to a clinic.

    A spokeswoman for Monongalia Emergency Medical Services said the explosion was caused because there was a build-up of methane gases inside the outhouse.

    She said the methane didn't "take too kindly" to the lit cigarette."

    Also for fun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecT8leXidY4

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:51 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    eeeww, china doesn't even have proper waste disposal? They are just as bad as a third world country, disgusting...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:06 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes they do, some places dont or cant thus opt for something like this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:51 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Hey, I live in Brazil and I have never seen something as disgusting as that!
    Even in slums in my country, the bathrooms are better than that!
    At least, running water and paper is not lacking.
    This bathroom should be a copy of the medieval era.
    Without running water and an enclosed place turns into a huge methane gas canister.
    No wonder it explodes more often!

    Before spitting in the third world.
    Turn off the power in your country in weeks and see what happens with lack of energy and treated water.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:17 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    People mistake "third world" to mean "impoverished" because many of the poorer countries in the southern hemisphere (ie, Africa and South America) are considered to be third world, but this is more because they never learned what the term was actually political and not based on economic wealth, which is the media's popular use. For the record, third world refers to countries that refused to ally with either capitalist NATO (first world) or the communist Soviet Union (second world) during the Cold War.

    To make the point, countries like Brazil in South America as well as Sweden, Finland, and even Switzerland and Austria are all considered third world countries due to political affiliation despite how prosperous they may be culturally and economically.

    Comparatively Somalia is still considered a second world country.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:22 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    What if the country changed their side during the cold war? 1.5?

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    Comment by Imyou
    09:49 31/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    @9:22: Mao Zedong used a similar system, where first world was a superpower, second was an ally of a superpower, and third was neither.

    Doesn't matter what side you're on, but I suppose if you changed to go in/out of alliance with a superpower, you would then gain/lose third world status.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:11 02/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't agree with that assumption of yours, there can be no doubt Chinese people at least have food if they have excrement, the speaker obviously knew that. More to this: there are countries in the Middle East that show you in a slightly more acute way you just how far the level of civilizational development follows economical capability.

    (The media aspect of) Finlandization is one thing, but you can't say Sweden or Switzerland were ever politically equidistant from the opposing factions, or that - because of civilizational considerations - they were so unimportant/out of the way that their affiliation wasn't considered a worthwhile concern.

    And the most distressing part is 'refused to ally'.





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