Lolicon Attempts Ika Musume Kidnap
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Dec 27, 2012 09:31 JST
- Tags: Crime, Ika Musume, Lolicon, Okinawa, Otaku, Police, Schoolgirls
Poor Ika Musume has found herself co-opted into helping a creepy child predator in his efforts to invade a tender young schoolgirl, prompting police to issue a warning.
The incident reportedly occurred on Christmas day in Okinawa, when a man approached a girl in her 4th year of elementary school as she waited for her parents outside a shop.
He then quizzed her on which school she attended and showed her a picture of Ika Musume he had about his person, asking if she knew the lovable Cephalopoda invader and, if so, whether she would accompany him back to his house.
She declined, but he reached for her arm, at which point she batted his hand away and sounded her anti-crime buzzer. He promptly fled, leaving her unharmed.
The culprit was described as being plump and in his thirties or forties, and carrying an Ika Musume plastic file. After making off he was not seen again.
Police advise children to be sure they are familiar with “Ika no Osushi,” and to avoid the dark places of the world and the dangers of solitude.
Knowledgable Ika fans have been quick to explain there is actually a child safety mnemonic known as “Ika no Osushi” (“squid sushi”):
Ikanai: Don’t go (with strangers)
Noranai: Don’t ride (in a stranger’s car)
Oogoe: Shout in a big voice
Sugu: Run away fast
Shiraseru: If something happens, tell someone soon
There is, of course, an Ika Musume version:
True cephalopodaphiles laugh at this ham-fisted attempt at child predation:
“What have you lot been doing!”
“You guys again…”
“This smells fishy.”
“How is a 4th year elementary schooler going to know about late night anime you moron!”
“Or read Champion…”
“Ika no Osushi? What?”
“I’d think Cure Peace would be more effective.”
“They ought to fingerprint all these anime otaku!”
“Do they even broadcast this show in Okinawa?”
“He was actually a US soldier!”
“Ika-chan would actually make a pretty good anti-crime mascot.”
“The poor creator!”
“Her invasion continues apace…”
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For once Japanese cop issue a correct criminal hunting..
Sure take them a lot of time to do the right thing.
2ch user is right. Pretty Cure would be more effective in grabbing lolis.
Dismissive of the value of novelty then?
What fucking parent leaves their child outside a store alone? I know Japan is safer than like 90% of the world but even this is retarded.
The question is not what kind of parent would leave them outside, its what kind of store were the parents going into with their daughter that they couldnt take their daughter inside such stablishment....
Or maybe, just maybe, the kid wanted to stay outside. I remember hating going into clothing shops when I was a kid.
either you dont haver kids, or you never were a kid.
Otherwise you would know TONS of places that kids usually dont like to go to.
For me back then it was usually the Barber-Shop.
The kid might have decided to leave the store on her own, for a minute
Think of Hayate, but also remember some shops don't admit people with soiling street food she might just be eating. She could also be guarding stuff bought elsewhere, if it was a self-service supermarket or something similar.
We are talking about a 4th grader, not a toddler. Kids that age are smart enough to be left alone in relatively safe areas such us in front of large stores. You just need to teach them to be suspicious of random strangers.
Only a completely incompetent would-be kidnapper would try something under such circumstances.
I thought Japan was a safe society, that level of paranoia should only be needed in dangerous 'hoods.
Safer except for little schoolgirls
Agreed you take the kid in with you as leaving a kid outside a store is just asking for an abduction.
...it could be her family store and she's just waiting for her parents to close up so they could go somewhere together.
many reason why she could be standing outside. -__-
looks like no ink was wasted in this abduction attempt
This sounds fishy .. squidy
That's pretty common... latchkey kids, in Japan.
It's pretty common to see elementary school students shopping on their own here, but then this kind of thing is actually exceedingly rare. That said, the kids are smarter than kids in the west and won't mess with strangers, and are in good enough shape to outrun most of them as well.
It's an adult store silly.
Yup its an adult store I checked
Then one should have waited outside with her or they should have left her at home.
Seriously this is some of the worst parenting I've seen.
In any case, they should have taken her in, at least it would have educational value!
The buzzer was actually a vibrator...
Buzzzzz Intergalactic Squid Light saber .. Activate
in the uk kids are left outside of shops all the time so that part of the story doesn't surprise me
Not for schoolgirls
You Gotta be Squidding Me that little girl is safe from that predator
Anti-crime buzzer must be some inkredible device
イカれている だろう。あこぎなまねは イカない とおもう。
I th-ink I'm done here.
i sea what you squid there
Buzzer was the multi-purpose tentacle Space model, squidy..
It projects images of anal rape Directly into the predator's brain ....
And squirts Ink
Oh child abductor, you make Ika Musume sad :(
Parents of the child should be beaten with a suitably large slipper IMO.
yay
"To Catch a Predator" should make an anima otaku special. I want to see this go down.
Well, an otaku adopting a loli at least there's a chance that they only want them to cosplay as anime character and make them their "imouto"...if it was teacher/police officer pedo on the other hand, there's only ONE THING they would want from the lolis...which definitely involve touching and "entering"...
Tentacles! What the squid was he thinking!?
Tentacles? I like the way he was thinking... except for the whole kidnapping part anyway.
Why would you compare a 3D child to a 2D ikumasume? You got to be squiding me!
Oh great, now that formerly-useful tropes site is going to delete its Squid Girl entries on the grounds that it's a pedophile grooming tool or some bullshit like that.
An actual crime in Japan! This is really unusual!
Let's hope they don't start making guns legal like in 'Murica.
“This smells fishy.”
Is there really a Japanese equivalent of that pun?
usan-kusai 胡散臭い
is the equivalent to "this smells fishy"
My guess, that would be the phrase 'Ika Kusai' (This smells squiddy'. The pun to match 'Ikamusume' (Squid-girl)
"My guess, that would be the phrase 'Ika Kusai' (This smells squiddy'. The pun to match 'Ikamusume' (Squid-girl)"
Another scholar on japanese language...
> as she waited for her parents outside a shop.
Hu? Is that norm in Japan to leave children alone in a street?
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid-row !
This joke is terrible and you should feel bad for making this joke.
You should feel terrible for calling out the painfully obvious. Also this joke's so bad that it's good.
"The culprit was described as being plump"
so much for all your claims of there only being slim people in japan, weeaboo filth.
Hey, little girl! I don't have candy, but I've got some squid! Wanna come to my house for some...squid!?
does it spit white liquid?
white, salty ink, obviously.