Behold “Tokyo’s 40 Cutest JKs”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Dec 10, 2012 23:22 JST
- Tags: Comparison, Events, Fashion, Gyaru, Makeup, Miss Japan, Schoolgirls, Tokyo
The 40 semi-finalists for the “Miss JK Kanto” competition have been unveiled, and as usual with a gyaru-centric event their distinctive fashion choices and charmingly makeup encrusted features have been attracting a great deal of attention, not all of which is admiring.
Love Sunshine’s latest event sees 1600 semi-finalist JKs (“joshi kousei,” high school girls) whittled down to the 40 below, who are to be further narrowed down to 9 by the highly scientific means of tallying up all their votes, retweets, comments and hits (possibly as a cunning way of avoiding 2ch’s legion of knaves coming in and block voting up the ugliest of the lot, always a problem with online polls).
The semi-finalists in all their radiant glory:
They can be investigated further on the voting site (the “❤” icon votes) – bonus points for naming sense (and quite possibly looks and a wry smile as well) surely go to young “Paipan,” a JK dropout who reports she works part-time as a maid in Ikebukuro and has struck upon the genius self-promotion strategy of encouraging people to “get to know a young Paipan girl” and “start stalking me after we’ve become friends”:
Suumin probably also deserves mention for somehow managing to combine punk and nekomimi fashion in one ensemble:
The 15-year-old winner of the last contest (chosen over 1200 other entrants), still the cause of nightmares amongst many judging by the less than appreciative reaction she has received from anyone not actually directly involved with the event:
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paipan girl looks cute, but those eyes... its like she hasnt slept in ages. =Z
2nd row, 4th column has my vote. Cutest looking with the pink top and curls.
Um... Wow!.. They all seem over done.. (less makeup and over the top fake/add-ons..).
Would like to see them all.. "without.." makeup. And, being all did up, to the "extreme!.." (PLZ!!!).
Would be 100% better.. in my opinion.
P.S Would.. still do 98% of them anyways). ^.- v
no no no no, they all look like mingers. Would help if they scraped alot of that makeup of their faces. and dressed a little more classy.
Dear God, they all look like hookers!
"Tokyo's 40 Cutest JKs" ?
sound's like "Tokyo's 40 Cutest JKsluts".
looks more like tokyo's cutest 40 year olds....
but then again, cute JKs wouldn't need to enter comps like these to get fame and $.....
With all that makeup, they ought to focus less on making these slinty slits that they call eyes look bigger, and more on making their cavernous eyebags look smaller.
Yea, if you want natural cuties you need only go out the streets or trains, plenty of really cute JKs.
Take off all the make up and shit drops to 5 for the most.
Right Click save image. ( Im sure one of this will end up in AV.)
Looks like "To catch a predator" went to Japan.
After seeing this, I understand know why so much Japanese are into Loli...
Yeah I'd rather nail a JS than any of these JK.
Way too much make up on them. Seriously, whoever tells women that they need a ton of makeup thrown on in order to look attractive should be punched in the face because it's counter-productive.
Cuteness is not something you receive by wearing tons of makeup and fashionable clothes it is something that radiates from inside your character. Bet 99% of them don't have it.
Little brother Penis, today is gonna be a busy day for you
They all look like shitty bar girls. I half expect them to hand me a glass of brandy or scotch, then giggle and cling to my arm, like any parasitic bar girl bitch would do.
Lol great job imagining any bar girl would do that for you.
A faggot is you.
Listen faggot, do some research before you open your trap. Cause you have a lot to learn about bar girls/hostesses & how bars make a fortune off drunken old men.
Says the weak level faggot, who doesn't even know what a bar girl is.
Virgin approaching 30 on Sankaku:
I know more about sex than you!
They all look like shitty bar girls. I half expect them to hand me a glass of brandy or scotch, then giggle and cling to my arm, like any parasitic bar girl bitch would do.
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Now I know why otaku stick with 2D girls. Blech!
Also way too much dyed hair. Japanese are cutest when their hair is their natural color.
Why you so blonde, girls??
Damn, keep your pretty dark hair T_T
And wear something less flashy, less make up...
That doesn't make you look like hookers.
Btw: Would upvote 2-9 and 3-8 (line - column), if any
Anything to look NOT Japanese.
JUST LIKE THE ANIME´S
I guess the one named "Nenepyo" could be a real-life Taneshima Popura. But still, using too much smiles, guess she is faking it...
They all look diseased, I wouldn't rawdog a single one of them.
is this top 40 tokyo whores contest?
That last one is goin g to haunt me forever.
but they are all bitches
Tokyo's 40 cutest jokes aren't all that cute.
More or less they're trying too hard that it turns out to be unnatural.
Verily ; i've seen cosplayers that looked more natural than these...
For once, an A-team plan that doesn't come together :)
I see what you did there........ ;-)
so the saying was true. that if you're sick of your own country, you'd like and mimic another country's culture. heh...
2nd column, 9 across
i vote her
0/10 WOULD NOT BANG
JAPAN IS A RETARDED COUNTRY OF WEAK BETA MALES! They can't get women so they obsess over women that look like damn kids.
DEATH TO JAPAN. Fucking pedos
You would've made more sense if the kids in this article didn't look like 20 or 30 year olds.
Strange that the winner is so "ugly" compared to that girl paipan. She looks adorable
GOOD GOD! They look like they're in their 20's, a couple in their 30's even! They only one who even seems CLOSE to looking her age is the one with the ribbon on her head, and she only looks 16/17-ish.
16/17 is JK.
JK's are all bitches.
-Yozora
i don't like it. i like usual/bland styles more. Paipan girl seem ok if you look only on upper half of a body, slut shorts ruins it.
So a self-selected group of compulsive masturbators who will never taste the sweet nectar of a woman's pussy or probe any girl's orifices with their tiny phimosy dicks render their flawed judgements.
They look like sluts and whores. And the problem with that is what exactly?
They should wear less makeup. In which case most of them would look plain and unremarkable, if not downright ugly.
Their clothes are too flashy and stupid looking. It's what they look like naked that counts.
They are young, they aren't fat, and they're schoolgirls. I'd fuck any one of them given the chance. If necessary I might go as high as $100 per JK to plop my ding-dong in their hoohah.
It's written as "JK Kanto", but read as "high-school cunt".
Now we wait for the shōgakusei...
Going across line 1 5,6
Going across line 2 4
Going across line 3 2
Going across line 4 1
Only ones that look somewhat cute opinions ?
2nd one in the very last row was the only one that kept my attention for more than five seconds. She seems to be the least made up one too. Might just be some kind of bias of mine tho.
Think for most of these, it's the smile that's off. 2nd ones from the first and second are the only ones that have a smile that'll pass off as natural.
Only a few of them actually look like "high schooler" the rest are in their late 20's and 30's.