Behold “Tokyo’s 40 Cutest JKs”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Dec 10, 2012 23:22 JST
- Tags: Comparison, Events, Fashion, Gyaru, Makeup, Miss Japan, Schoolgirls, Tokyo
The 40 semi-finalists for the “Miss JK Kanto” competition have been unveiled, and as usual with a gyaru-centric event their distinctive fashion choices and charmingly makeup encrusted features have been attracting a great deal of attention, not all of which is admiring.
Love Sunshine’s latest event sees 1600 semi-finalist JKs (“joshi kousei,” high school girls) whittled down to the 40 below, who are to be further narrowed down to 9 by the highly scientific means of tallying up all their votes, retweets, comments and hits (possibly as a cunning way of avoiding 2ch’s legion of knaves coming in and block voting up the ugliest of the lot, always a problem with online polls).
The semi-finalists in all their radiant glory:
They can be investigated further on the voting site (the “❤” icon votes) – bonus points for naming sense (and quite possibly looks and a wry smile as well) surely go to young “Paipan,” a JK dropout who reports she works part-time as a maid in Ikebukuro and has struck upon the genius self-promotion strategy of encouraging people to “get to know a young Paipan girl” and “start stalking me after we’ve become friends”:
Suumin probably also deserves mention for somehow managing to combine punk and nekomimi fashion in one ensemble:
The 15-year-old winner of the last contest (chosen over 1200 other entrants), still the cause of nightmares amongst many judging by the less than appreciative reaction she has received from anyone not actually directly involved with the event:
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Tokyo's 40 cutest jokes aren't all that cute.
More or less they're trying too hard that it turns out to be unnatural.
Verily ; i've seen cosplayers that looked more natural than these...
For once, an A-team plan that doesn't come together :)
I see what you did there........ ;-)
looks more like tokyo's cutest 40 year olds....
but then again, cute JKs wouldn't need to enter comps like these to get fame and $.....
Yea, if you want natural cuties you need only go out the streets or trains, plenty of really cute JKs.
Take off all the make up and shit drops to 5 for the most.
With all that makeup, they ought to focus less on making these slinty slits that they call eyes look bigger, and more on making their cavernous eyebags look smaller.
Why you so blonde, girls??
Damn, keep your pretty dark hair T_T
And wear something less flashy, less make up...
That doesn't make you look like hookers.
Anything to look NOT Japanese.
JUST LIKE THE ANIME´S
Btw: Would upvote 2-9 and 3-8 (line - column), if any
Okay SanCom, look at those pics and tell me which girls will have their cherries popped so they win the competition.
Really? She calls herself "Paipan"? What's next, a contestant who calls herself "G-Spot"?
Clearly, the ACTUAL cuties have been hidden by the organizers for themselves while they try to distract everyone else with the dropouts.
Tell them to remove their make up. 99% will be pancake ass buck tooth ugly as fuck.
They all look like shitty bar girls. I half expect them to hand me a glass of brandy or scotch, then giggle and cling to my arm, like any parasitic bar girl bitch would do.
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Too much makeup...
If you don't have Natural beauty at 16 and have to rely so much on make up, I can't imagine what it'd be like in their 30s...
Other than their fashion sense, what annoys me is that they almost all have dyed hairs and a lot of make-up...
"Tokyo's 40 Cutest JKs" ?
sound's like "Tokyo's 40 Cutest JKsluts".
Japanese bitches: Orc-Tier confirmed.
all i have to say is sora mochida
Holy balls! Is it bingo night or something because it sure is hags around here. If these are Tokyo's next top beauties, then it is doomed.
Stick a marker up your asshole. That's the closest you'll get to fucking a 2D woman, sicko.
all no good, except 4th row, 6th starting from the left is decent
If you counted them from left to right, down a row, then left to right- I'd say #32 is the best looking, with #31 coming in 2nd place.
Not that cute. And.. too old already! :)
That Paipan girl is pretty damn cute, if she's a drop out, you know she's a down ass bitch.
That's the best they could do?.....eh. fapfapfapfapfap. I'm done.
High school girls? Surely an equally cute seifuku is obligatory?
WTF is with the make-up applied by trowel and water-cannon? Show some restraint, it makes you look older (possibly intentional) and way uglier (likely not so intentional).
Sorry - I think I'll vote for any of the female cast of Swing Girls before I look at this lot again.
amazed they got a picture of them and all... did the camera man get arrested or the whole company reported for CP?? since it seems just looking at a JK gets you reported these days.....
Interesting how much attention schoolgirls are getting in the press lately
the last photo gave me cancer.
So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
This seemed so non-sequitir I thought it was accidentally written here and meant for elsewhere. Then I remember, this is Sankaku: your comment is DEFINITELY intended for the article about the guy who fucked a moe bicycle tire tube with an AKB face taped on.
Really now, does Japan ever want to not seem like a nation of perverts?
this is cute?..... lol
If it wasn't for makeup.....is this the best they can do? Dayum, they aren't even in the category of cute, unless your standards are lower.
I call the 3rd one in the 4th row mine!
They all look like fake and cheap av idols with their circle lenses, fake eye lashes falling off, and bleached hair.
What the fuck is this...?!
These bitches are ugly. And what's up with that orange carrot hair. Ugly as shit compared to their natural hair color. Why do they dye it?
Bottom middle. Paipan got some real crazy lazy eyelid. Surgery easily corrects that.
That's actually real crazy lazy makeup application. I work next to a girl here (in Jerpern!) who does the same thing, looks like a saggy faced cartoon with those false lashes applied in weird patterns around her ocular labia. Remove that shit though and she's a completely different person, utterly cute person. My Japanese WIFE on the other hand, who obsessively and annually does real and drastic bullshit to her eyes, looks weirder and weirder. What can you you say to convince a girl of one thing or another? They're all fuckshitting insane cunts.
Oops to clarify, the wife gets annual surgical updates, from fat removal (i.e., "bag cleaning") under her eyes to tattoo patterns just along the lashline for permanent makeup effects to double and triple folds. There is almost nothing left she can do, except touchups. And they look as obvious and godawful as you can imagine. I know there's good plastic surgery out there but ten times out of ten, as gauche as it is, I prefer the caked makeup trash to the (semi) permanent surgeries.
Now I know why otaku stick with 2D girls. Blech!
Also way too much dyed hair. Japanese are cutest when their hair is their natural color.
They all look like shitty bar girls. I half expect them to hand me a glass of brandy or scotch, then giggle and cling to my arm, like any parasitic bar girl bitch would do.
Lol great job imagining any bar girl would do that for you.
Says the weak level faggot, who doesn't even know what a bar girl is.
Virgin approaching 30 on Sankaku:
I know more about sex than you!
A faggot is you.
Listen faggot, do some research before you open your trap. Cause you have a lot to learn about bar girls/hostesses & how bars make a fortune off drunken old men.
Little brother Penis, today is gonna be a busy day for you
I guess the one named "Nenepyo" could be a real-life Taneshima Popura. But still, using too much smiles, guess she is faking it...