The latest suspicious person police are warning the public about is a woman who was spotted looking at a schoolgirl, and then mentioning that she looked to be in elementary school.
Aichi police issued a public safety advisory warning that on a recent afternoon a woman looking at an elementary school girl was seen uttering the word “elementary schooler.”
She is described as wearing a hat and a surgical mask, and police as usual warn that anyone encountering a suspicious person should promptly report them.
Curiously, the report itself is proving rather more disquieting than the miscreant being reported:
“So now even women aren’t safe?”
“You should basically just run off as soon as you see a schoolgirl.”
“You lot can’t even walk near schoolgirls now, can you?”
“Wearing a hat and mask and talking about schoolgirls is a bit scary.”
“Basically any brat who finds you a bit scary can get police looking for you now. Despite the fact most of them are clueless and sometimes make stuff up.”
“Just segregate the elementary schoolers somewhere if you are so worried about them.”
“How did it come to this, now you can’t even murmur something to yourself without people reporting you to police.”
“Who reports this stuff anyway?”
“This woman’s main offence was probably just wearing a mask and a hat.”
“But if someone wearing a mask and hat glowered at you on the street whilst muttering this you might consider it suspect.”
“It depends how she said it really – if she was panting at the time it might be rather dire.”
“Just think – this could have been a poor mother grieving the loss of her own daughter, who remarked that she would have been the same age. Who knows.”
“If she was talking to herself it can’t be helped! Although now it seems you can get reported just for passing by a schoolgirl…”
“What happened to this country? People are only going to get even more alienated from society it seems.”
“Now you are a suspicious person just for recognising the things around you.”
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I laughed a little too hard.
My sarcasm detector is confused.
I thought vodka might make it sharper but that obviously backfired.
That was a mighty fine joke!
Vodka is Russian for water, you know. ^^;
Seriously, how could someone WITH A MASK be 'SEEN uttering the word “elementary schooler.”'? Not 'heard', 'seen'. Ridiculous!
so basically, if youre human and cycle past, talk to, talk about, or look at a school girl, youre pretty much fucked?
jeez whats next animals being hunted down for looking at school girls?
Japan Police, making SanCom users laugh since 20xx.
that's the year a Mega Man (X) game was made XD
I have a theory that most of these police reports are sarcastic jabs at the so called "victims". They file it officially and then laugh at the idea anyone would take it seriously.
That is quite possibly the case. Police file the report while instead their heads are going "CHA! Really?!"
the so called 'victims' are probably abusing the hell out of this for kicks and snickers.
"Hahahaha! dummies listen to wat i seyz1" and they could be making the whole shit up. But push to see what they can get away with.
Would be so easy to troll Japan way too easy.
i think i pissed my pants...
Really? This running gag of paranoid delusional psychosis in Japan is starting to lose its novelty. We get the point, existing in Japan in any physical or physiological capacity makes you liable for unwanted attention from the police-turned-yakuza. Whatever, I stopped chuckling at these stories like 35 articles ago, Artefact. Why don't you start writing about Aya Hirano again, I'm sure that'll be fresh and witty.
True. If someone mentioned a child in America, there wouldn't even be a second-glance given to them.
Japan needs to stomp down on this and tell their populace "Someone talking about a child is not enough nor someone just talking to a child!"
08 or 09. I was here in the very beginnings. yea
so even lesbians are being hunted down?
Yuri Yuri isn't much popular in Japan.
Just waiting for one about the sun shining on a loli...damned lolicon sun
why won't they put everyone who's over 18 there into jail? it would be easier than looking for specific people.
I guess they should just build school on Aircraft carrier like in Girls& Panzer, then problem solved.
lol, u'd think they actually do their job good.. and than u hear their teacher raped 300 girls..
jap police are too spineless to face real criminals or crimes full force, so they rack up these petty social headline-grabbing shit to keep up the illusion they are doing any job at all.
That's not entirely true... According to anime/manga Japan still have some very outstanding traffic police as depicted in such titles as durarara, full metal panic, youre under arrest, etc.
let's all root for the japanese traffic police
Wha do the police there really have nothing to do?
If they are this bored maybe half of them can be laid off since their services are no longer needed.
Being Yakuza funded, they can afford extravagant budgets while still ignoring most real crimes.
in the states, they write traffic tickets when having nothing to do...
People should only wear surgical masks if they're performing surgery, or on Halloween if japan celebrated, or maybe fighting zombies.
Cough and colds are also a reason. Not avoid catching them, but to avoid others from catching those.
My problem with this is I'm doubtful they replace the surgical masks frequently enough to actually give this suggested benefit.
One good, wet sneeze and that surgical mask becomes absolutely useless at keeping you from getting sick.
It's really surprising how japanese think they can die from getting coughs or fall over and die if a few drops of rain hits their pure, innocent selves.
Either be a teacher and have fun with lolis, or just stay indoors.
well look on the bright side it's a slow crime day.
Basically every day is slow crime day over there.
I have the feeling that the only reason for Japan's crime rates being so low is, because real crimes are neither reported nor proberly persecuted.
Or the police are too busy going after this kinda sh*t instead of going after real crime.
That's the problem... there's barely any real crime there.
Yakuza are openly operating their offices and paying off the politicians, human trafficking level is way higher than other developed nations proportionately, and teachers are molesting their kids with impunity while getting a slap on the wrist. The government is a revolving door of 1 year prime ministers, economy is in a ping-pong recessions for 20 + years straight, while any rape and sexual assault in schools is always 'resolved' by throwing money at victims (LOL) or everyone just ignores them to let them suffer in silence.
Of course, if you can't face the truth it's the japanese way to pretend it doesn't exist and deny deny deny.
Or are you just that naive?
So if you are unable to face real criminals or can't prosecute because you are in the same boat, then you can pretend it doesn't exist? Typical j@p mentality.
Your real criminals exist, you just don't have the pair to go after them.
Japan needs foreigners to fuck them hard enough so they learn something.
Another Anonymous:
Just wait. It may take many years, but eventually there will be a revolution, but this will only happen if things are getting too worse in Japan.
Although... Looking at Nord Korea, it might even take longer.
That's becoming ridiculous... When will they stop?
After arrest everyone including the police for dare to asking questions to schoolgirls
when everyone is behind bars and schoolgirls can walk home free of the risk that something bad might hapen to them.. like haveing a stranger ask direction or geting over taken on a bike
Bet she was hunting for kidneys to sell on the black market.
was expecting that, now even if you look at them you're a criminal.
You sad,sad country. You need a hug.
And tentacles >.>
tentacle grape!
that woman needs a tentacle rape..
I for one applaud Japan on this one.
Unfortunately, it's an event of the likes that in description sounds absurd, but who's to say what manner this young lady said "elementary schooler"
There are plenty of sexy, sexually offensive, cute, normal and disturbing ways you could say this phrase. Meaning a croak in the throat is all it'll take to get you the slammer.
Grinding down on perfection at it's finest?
“Who reports this stuff anyway?”
That guy is right. Who the duck reports this? Trolls? Or are the 60yo+ people just sitting on the streets and recording everything people do/say? wtf is going on?
sent from my iPhone*
*goes to report the 60yo+ people for watching everything*
CCTV's everywhere?
1984 renewed. Big Brother is watching you!