Uno Kanda’s Corpse Transformation
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Nov 16, 2012 11:19 JST
- Tags: Comparison, Fashion, Idol, Makeup, Photoshop, Plastic Surgery
Yet another precipitous celebrity decline has been exciting online interest – this time that of Uno Kanda, formerly widely recognised the very model of an elegant fashionista.
The 37-year-old actress, “talent” and fashion designer’s sharp decline has taken her fans by surprise:
Online there is the expected dismay:
“What happened to her…”
“She used to be so pretty!”
“Who is this woman?”
“She looks like something from a horror movie.”
“Monstrous.”
“For some reason I’m reminded of the movie Brazil…”
“It seems a lot of women desperate to arrest their ageing only manage to make it much worse.”
“Too much plastic surgery?”
“She really does look creepy with that huge forehead now.”
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OH MAI GA!
Hello every-nyan.
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How are you? Fine sankyu.
Good to hear, Former Prime Minister Mori.
I wish I were a burrrrrd.
Nan de anta eigo shabetoru?
「喋とる」何それ？
The only way she could be sexy now if she did a pitch perfect impersonation of Norio Wakamoto
Musume ga amerika ni iku no desu
You must have been to Thailand, that's thier catch phrase "oh my ga!"
Welp, looks no sleep for me tonight.
don't do drugs, kids.
Use of light, shadow and angle are integral parts of "beauty". As is makeup, apparently.
Yup. That's about what I got out of it as well. Show me a current picture with as good a lighting and angle as the first one and then we'll see if she still looks like a corpse with elephantitis of the forehead o.o
the only Kanda I care for is Midori, and she will remain beautiful until the end of times.
Try to say that in 25 years.Double fucking dare you.
please remind me in 25 years
She's asian. So it should be 50 years not 25 years pshhh.
Her face is fucking scary
And I was about to have lunch...
wth is up with the giant lump on her forehead? To much Botox?
looks like some one smacked her with a bat.....
she went hollow.... if she beats her boss, maybe she will regain her humanity.
ha ha ha. Good one. And at time while I am in my Dark Souls gaming session too.
Cocaine ?
That's what I would've guessed. Lots of hard drug use can severely destroy.
she is pregnant
her forehead is pregnant
The dad is either a unicorn or a rhinoceros
Bagel head?
Lawl thats what i was thinking
I think so.
or the after effects of bagel heads *shudders*
That lump may be a shot of botox or such. I saw in a stupid teen movie a few years ago, some girls had the same thing for the movie scene.
This is what that 'bump' is probably from:
http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sgseen/this_urban_jungle/1339882/donut_head_look.html
Imagine the latter pic as an ad:
"Isn't my face just pretty? You can have it, too!
Call this number and save yourself some kisses from Mr Botox! Order now."
flowerhorn fish
yeah... but I think she's not understood the point of it... and just trying to make her forehead to look fuller?
It is me or sancom is getting more and more into guro recently?
I'd welcome that... as long as it's 2d.
She's starting to look like a slightly younger version of James Hong
3D zombie!
My Eyes! It burns! no seriously she looks bad.
By bathing in the blood of virgins, she has achieved increased youth.
However... Her supply is waning...
Ugly truth: The more you use cosmetic surgery & other "beauty enhancements," the more you will need them since their very use warps and deforms your body anyway.
That's fucking freaky. I would kill her if she jumped out at me or something.
Holy fuck, that second picture is SCARY! She looks creepier than the horror monsters in movies like Ringu.
Wait for the white knights to come defend this one, lol.
That's what happens when your muscles don't get enough nutrients- your existing muscles start to sag and things normally hidden from sight come out and scare people.
What's funny is that Japan's "you're always fat" society is to blame for the way she looks now.
Well I'd say her smile is what's freaky. Even in the well-lit + makeup + retouched pics.
Add that smile to poorly lit space + bad camera = scary.