Top love doll maker Orient Dolls recently celebrated its 35th anniversary with its 3rd “artificial maiden expo,” and the scenes on display there look to have had even hardened doll fanciers agog.
Fortunately, dedicated onanists were on hand to report on the event’s fascinating content:
that bookshelf is both inefficient and creepy. you want to fuck your doll and you hit your nuts on the shelves, and if you want to take it out to fuck it properly you'll need screw drivers and make a mess.
also, fucking creepy.
... I just realize that I don't find the actual fuck doll creepy, just having it in a bookshelf. It is official, I've been on the internet long enough and I'm all fucked up :)
Yup! You're so far gone, that you completely missed the fact that this is an expo, much like an art-expo where it feature the products on display within artistic displays rather than in a frame, or on a stand.
They would not mail you a love-doll to be assembled inside a shelf.
My bet is that these men are actually have more in common with Seinfeld characters than with any kind of criminal. Instead of 2D they just go for dolls.
It really bothers me actually that even people here think that if someone has chosen to go the doll way that it must be because that person is evil.
I guess any kind of attraction to a female is evil except for in a ratrace way, where your chances are low.
I really really don't understand this line of thinking.
yes i am so jealous of these dolls, if only I was completely immobile and frozen and unable to escape some sweaty socially incompetent manchild from having sex with me every night. But one can dream...
(if they're jealous of anything itd be the ability to have wine come out of nipples)
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that bookshelf is both inefficient and creepy. you want to fuck your doll and you hit your nuts on the shelves, and if you want to take it out to fuck it properly you'll need screw drivers and make a mess.
also, fucking creepy.
... I just realize that I don't find the actual fuck doll creepy, just having it in a bookshelf. It is official, I've been on the internet long enough and I'm all fucked up :)
Time to check out those boobs from the library!
Literally.
I don't get what's so "creepy" about them really.
Creepy? They're fucking sexy.
lol imagine trying to explain paper cuts on your nuts to your doctor..
trust me they've seem everything.
I'd rather explain those than than herpes & a small dick.
Yup! You're so far gone, that you completely missed the fact that this is an expo, much like an art-expo where it feature the products on display within artistic displays rather than in a frame, or on a stand.
They would not mail you a love-doll to be assembled inside a shelf.
Are you cultured past "japanophile"?
I have fucked in worst places, but then again, the girl i was doings, was helping to complete the feat.
until you wake up and realize it was just a dream ?
Someone has been naughty, revisiting the film version of "A Clockwork Orange"... right-right-right, me droogies?
Film version. But you're right.
Hadn't noticed :|
PD: The dick sculpture is a Ludvig Van bust in the book. And there's no mention whatsoever of the titty milk moloko dispensers on the book.
But there was plenty of manekin furniture.
I was thinking the same thing.
WILL THAT BE ONE LUMP OR TWO?
WITH YOUR ULTRA-VIOLENCE
SIR?
Welcome to the Uncanny Valley!
Please keep all shrieking, screaming, and crying to as low a volume as possible, thank you.
As a courtesy warning, please avoid gazing into the dolls' eyes. We are unable to refund souls or sanity! Have a wonderful stay in the Uncanny Valley.
mmmh get some IA, like chobits one on that doll and i'll buy one
Soon my friend, soon.
Somebody made this already as hobby but she can't walk.
are you referring to artificial intelligence? if you are, do you happen to be french by any chance?
just curiosity.
That is one creepy bookcase.
Living the dream.
What...the...fuck?
Well, we now know which guys to keep tabs on in case any corpses come up in the next couple of years.
No wonder Japanese birthrates are declining. With dolls like those, who needs real women?
Could you remind me why we're still not fucking those incredible dolls ubiquitously, and instead prefer our hand?
Because a decent quality sex doll costs several thousand dollars, while our hands are totally free.
Is that wine coming out of the nipple?
Good enough for Gov. work, looks good to me I would buy one now.
I have to say, I'm not creeped out by this as much as the girls who make themselves look like dolls.
I agree
bookeshelf? fuck that!
Yeah, there is othing better than sex with furniture -.-
My bet is that these men are actually have more in common with Seinfeld characters than with any kind of criminal. Instead of 2D they just go for dolls.
It really bothers me actually that even people here think that if someone has chosen to go the doll way that it must be because that person is evil.
I guess any kind of attraction to a female is evil except for in a ratrace way, where your chances are low.
I really really don't understand this line of thinking.
PERVERT OLD MAN !!!
OMG the wine boobs are SO HAAAWWWTTT!!!
I liked the drink table.
My fucking dreamland just wait for me, I will get the cash and buy a nice doll.
Friday nights are going to get interesting now!
Hmm, I like the bookshelf but where would I fit my Star Wars and LOTR collection?
Pic 11: "A toast. To creepy,lonely, pathetic losers!"
3D PIGS WILL BE JEALOUS..
Pigs,maybe. But WOMEN would laugh their asses off.
Oh i see what you did there... but no seriously women will and are jealous of these dolls =)
yes i am so jealous of these dolls, if only I was completely immobile and frozen and unable to escape some sweaty socially incompetent manchild from having sex with me every night. But one can dream...
(if they're jealous of anything itd be the ability to have wine come out of nipples)
No attention for you dumb whore!
Did the wine came out of the doll nipple?
girl: you';re watching disgusting 2Ds!!!!
guy: well, you haven't seen worse.
The ideas this company has are weird as heck, but it's all good fun for the expo. Nobody is getting hurt [seriously] so it's alright.
At least they admit women are just objects, now where's my human chair?
Well, I think red wine comin' out of the crotch would be more realistic...
Do they serve milk+?
this reminded me of a movie called "The Cell" o_0