CBS: Hatsune Miku “World’s Fakest Pop Star”

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Miku fans have been busily denouncing major US network CBS after it had the temerity to call holographic princess Hatsune Miku “the world’s fakest pop star.”

The article in question is a rather late entry into the popular “Hatsune Miku = creepy Japanese hologram” genre:

Hatsune Miku is the rarest kind of pop star. She is enduringly popular in her native country of Japan. She has never been photographed stumbling out of night clubs in the early hours of the morning, and never had issues with drugs or alcohol. She has, in fact, never been seen outside of her concerts at all. This is because Miku is also the fakest kind of pop star. She is a hologram.

More accurately, Hatsune Miku is a digital avatar. Wikipedia describes her as a “singing synthesizer application with a female persona,” created by Crypton Future Media. Using Yamaha’s Vocaloid software, anyone with enough technical know-how can program Miku to perform any song on a computer.

In Japan, where synthetic characters — such as Hello Kitty — are often far more enduring than real celebrities, Miku has been a huge hit. The holographic star has performed multiple sold-out concerts in her home country and abroad. Projected larger than life on a screen, Miku sings and dances according to the direction of programmers who “choreographed” the concert weeks or months in advance.

The stark unreality of Hatsune Miku doesn’t seem to bother her fans at all.

Although otherwise an inoffensive puff piece, CBS’s description of their virtual goddess as “fake” immediately outraged scores of Miku fans:

‘Congrats to the author for doing absolutely no research into the matter other than reading the summary on Wikipedia.

First of all, is Mozart’s music fake because it didn’t feature singing? Miku, and the rest of the voice banks for Vocaloid, are instruments.

Sure, anyone can use Vocaloid, but just like any other instrument, it takes an artist to master it.

Also, “fake” implies that it’s a scam or doesn’t exist. I don’t see anything fake about Vocaloid; it’s simply an instrument. There’s a guitar sitting five feet to my right; are you telling me it’s not there because it has the same implications as Vocaloid?

Finally, every other popstar who’s conditioned for their image rather than voice or talent are just as fake if Miku is fake.

Have fun with your content-free articles and questionable reporters, CBS.’

‘The world is filled with fake celebrities, pretending to be something they are not, remade by image consultants, keeping up appearances with a polished veneer.

Hatsune Miku is none of these things. She is exactly what she appears to be, with no pretence or deception. She is the sum total of the hopes and dreams and creative energy of her legions of adoring fans, and can be nothing else. She is quite possibly the most genuine celebrity to ever grace the earth.’

‘I respectfully ask that you retract that HORRIBLE and MISLEADING title. Hatsune Miku is by no mean FAKE. Calling Hatsune Miku fake is the equivalent of calling ALL of the fan, artists, composers, singers, animators, that celebrate this movement FAKE. It’s an insult.’

‘If anything, it’s more insulting that you didn’t do much research than it is that you said “fake.”‘

‘Well, Great job on doing no research! For one thing, you looked at Wikipedia, and everyone knows that they aren’t completely right. Due to the fact that anyone can edit Wikipedia, it comes up with weird BS.

On top of that, this is just a stupid article! Miku isn’t “fake”! On the contrary, she is most very real, and extremely loved. She was voiced by a REAL woman named Saki Fujita!

I do realize that Vocaloids are just programs, and I would be stupid to not know that. She has a character that the fanbase has given her, but now Crypton has taken it on. Hatsune Miku and every other vocaloid, are amazing creations.

[…]

Miku is more real of an idol, then most of us will ever be.’

‘Whoever wrote the article, I would like to politely ask to change the title into something that WOULD NOT annoy/**** off Miku’s fans.

Well, I got pissed off when I saw the title. FAKE is not the word, okay? It’s like you’re breaking her image >:/

Please change the title and everything will be okay.’

‘Note for journalist:

There are a few hot button words and phrases with Miku fandom. One, as you might have guessed, is the word “fake”, or the related phrase “she’s not real.”

Almost as touchy is the phrase “what anime is she from?” or “she’s an anime character.”

Just a suggestion, maybe replace “fakest” (omg that even sounds awkward) with “most unreal.” Unreal is normally used when something is so awesome, reality is incapable of inventing it alone.’

‘When one uses the word “fakest” when reporting in a news article, it leads me to believe their background research goes only as far as it takes to roll an office chair over to a thesaurus.

To address the use of fake in a general sense, we can establish that the adjective form of fake means something which is counterfeit or a sham.

To my knowledge, there is nothing counterfeit about a digital pop star whose image is derived from a vast fan-base.’

‘Hey BAILEY JOHNSON fyi she is CREATED so she is not FAKE and she is way to better than Gaga and Justin Bieber. Your article really sucks. Why this been released through this site? This article is worthless!’

‘This post is very derogatory and unprofessional. What can we expect from Americans. Please inquire more information about this topic even more. Hatsune Miku is a tool to create music, “She” is like every other item is able to create good music and express the creators feelings and music. Therefore its not considered “fake”.’

‘The numerous problems with this article astound me.

First of all, “fakest” is not a word. Dictionaries are fabulous tools that someone needs to introduce this writer to. Also, using “fake” to describe Miku really gives readers the wrong impression. Is it fake when a person devotes their time and effort into putting their feelings into a song?

[…]

Now I am going to assume that CBS was joking when they hired this…sham of a writer. Using Wikipedia as a source? You do realize that students are not even allowed to use Wikipedia in high school because of the unreliability, correct?

[…]

Well, I could go on and on, but I would just be wasting my time. Goodbye CBS, have fun with your shoddy articles and reporters.’


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    Avatar of Cujucuyo
    Comment by Cujucuyo
    16:47 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Other than to point out she's not real, what was the real point of the article other than to slam Miku?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:07 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    To somehow generate media attention by preying on the typical ignorant living-under-a-rock American individual.
    Those Americans think their culture is the best, despite not having generated anything original since the Cold War, stealing off other cultures and claiming it as their own.

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    Comment by Conduit
    16:51 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you actually read the article it isn't negative at all, its actually fairly positive. It was simply a bad choice of wording and people jumping to conclusions without reading the whole thing.

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    Comment by Electromaster
    16:51 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    1. Reads a Wikipedia entry
    2. Paraphrases it into an article
    3. ????
    4. Professional journalism, fuck yeah!

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    Comment by Fez
    16:53 12/11/2012 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    This is coming from a country with a lot of celebrities that influence the children's behavior in a usually negative fashion. Yep, that's Amuricah for you! Heck a good number of the pop stars in the USA can't sing for shit. Lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:06 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh right. In sorry. Not all of the pop stars here have their voices and dance moves made completely by a computer program. Right well you stick to your virtual world and I'll continue living in my non virtual world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:11 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Every new pop song from America today uses voice synthesizers to sound good.

    For me, this is a lesser form of a totally digital singing voice, because why would the real singers imitate the fake one, unless the faker was better.

    Just as Shirou > Gilgamesh,
    We have Hatsune Miku/Vocaloids > Pathetic Humans with synthesizers.

    Wish American music would stop being Synthesizer dependent, and maybe they wouldn't be so threatened by the virtual singer, such as Miku.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:51 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Every song you hear before you is an imitation!
    But! It doesn't mean the imitation can't surpass the original.
    Here I come, King of Pop! Do you have enough synthesizers at your disposal!?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:53 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    This guy either wins the internet or some other sort of otaku prize.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:56 15/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you wanna listen to your Rebecca Black songs, go right ahead. lololololol

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:56 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    from the network that calls Obama's crap ice cream I wouldn't expect any less than this tripe.

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by EndlessGr8
    16:56 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    American music died in the early 2000s. Now, left with nothing to show for, they have resorted to bashing other countries music and promoting their own shitty artists as "talented".

    I've lived in America all my life. I love our past music, but anything beyond 2005, I only listen to Japanese Music. That's where it's at.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:30 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then you also must still live with your parents and play trading card games. Say hi to Jess for me. You know, Jess! Your blow up sex doll

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:16 14/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    You must really hate this band:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37ZaSINRDGM

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:56 07/11/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    nothing past 2000 is good

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:57 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    So many wrongs and I can't punch the author at all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:04 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd choose to kick instead.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:42 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, compared to Russian news report about Miku , this article is made entirely of truth.

    Comment by Anonymous

    No but you can fuck your computer screen. Turn on some hentai then make a tiny hole in the center of your monitor. About an inch will do as I'm sure some of my dick hairs are longer than your pathetic penis. Make sure you make the hole in your monitor as tiny as possible so you can feel all that plastic and wiring wrap snugly around yourself. Dun worry, the signal to pull out is when your body continues to feel itself being electrocuted and you start drooling over your keyboard

    Comment by Anonymous

    It's no different from autotuned voices...

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    Comment by NakkiNyan
    18:21 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Considering it used real voices to make the app, this is not an exaggeration. Now tell the fake journalist that >.>

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    Comment by cats2
    16:59 12/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.3)

    What? The Japanese response is pretty much:

    YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! PIECE OF SHIT SHE'S MY IDOL GOD!!!! SHE EXISTS THEREFORE SHE IS!!!!

    I.....yeah I'm not going to touch that, lol...

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:16 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I'm with the Japs on this one. Your words pretty much described how I a also truly feel about Hatsune Miku. She's my Idol, my goddess :) xD fuck CBS

    I stand firm -Protakumori

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:31 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes you sure do stand on something firm....pssst it's a mountain of shit

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:09 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    And you stand upon a mountain of corpses that will fade away in time, while we venerate idols that will last for an eternity within our minds.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:57 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously does your nation need to be atom bombed a few more times for reality to finally sink in. Your desperate attempts to justify a hologram program as real is useless and frankly pathetic

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 15/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Miku might not be a REAL person. But the effort to create good music using Her by Millions of her fans is REAL.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:39 07/11/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    chances are ur in the same country as i am

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:41 07/11/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    not sure how the whitehouse would feel about ur comment as well

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    the response are from japanese ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:51 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm pretty sure nearly all the replies posted here are from westerners, most of them probably from the US, seeing as they are written in English in the article's comments section.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:06 12/11/2012 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    HAHAHA fucktard japs. Bitch please/

    Avatar of NakkiNyan
    Comment by NakkiNyan
    18:17 12/11/2012 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Those were American comments.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:58 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some of them sound pretty japanese... oh and show us where amurrica touched you last night ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:37 07/11/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    besides putting money in their pockets no-where

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    Comment by Artefact

    The 2ch comments on those (presumably mostly American) responses were largely to the effect that "Mikutards are creepy wherever they come from!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:50 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck CBS!!! I never liked those bastards!!
    Don't worry Miku! Your always #1 to me!

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    Comment by Etherstar
    22:46 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I loled at this!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:18 15/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Uh... no... I don't think we'll ever say that. Man you really need to go to psychologist...

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:02 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Still better than justin beiber

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:21 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    How dare you to post that name here!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:30 21/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Justin. Bieber.
    I'll say it again. Justin. Bie... DISGUSTING *vomit*

    Comment by 436345tgf36f4e
    17:04 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Worlds fakest popstar is Miku?

    Nick Minaj is offended my dear CBS.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:44 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Her butt have more silicon(e) than my computer, where I have Miku.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:31 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good luck groping a hologram

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:44 14/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    all in do time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:08 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Huh? Really? Didn't Lana del Ray already holding that "Title"? Careful CBS... you might get sued by Her.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:04 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    that was quite the mediocre article, and acknowledging wikipedia as your source can wipe out your credibility, nonetheless that article was quite accurate but it certainly doesn't have a correct use of words.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:04 12/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    "The stark unreality of Hatsune Miku doesn’t seem to bother her fans at all."

    I was traumatised as a child when I learned that Mickey Mouse wasn't real, and that the richest person in the world wasn't actually Scrooge McDuck. Someone save these poor, deluded Miku fans before their dreams are crushed!

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    Comment by Tasche
    18:28 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I think i was more traumatized at the fact that the Tooth Fariy and Santa wernt real. =p

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:05 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Santa is definitely real. But not the tooth fairy cuz I never got my money.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:22 13/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    The tooth fairy exists. She always rips off the gullible.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:19 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Sure, anyone can use Vocaloid, but just like any other instrument, it takes an artist to master it."

    yeh... but u admire and idolise the master behind it, not the fucking instrument....

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:32 15/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fans of VOCALOID admires BOTH Miku (for being the finest "instrument" to let them use their talent to produce music and have a singer to sing it) and the master behind the good song already produced (just ask who in the VOCALOID fans don't know the name of: Ryo Supercell, Kz Livetune, Doriko, 40mp, deco 27, etc). Please AT LEAST study your opponent well before you start bashing it...

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:31 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Only if I know a way somehow to post this in CBS

    [First of all, Hatsune Miku isn't a pop star, she was our GODDESS
    REAL people believe that god was real.
    Then why you don't allow us to believe our GODDESS was real?
    I never know CBS was such racist.]

    And don't worry anon 17:04 12/11/2012, our GODDESS will surely save all Miku fans.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:54 12/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Scrooge McDuck = Donald Trump















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