Parody Onaholes More Provocative Than Ever
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- Date: Nov 7, 2012 09:59 JST
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anyone see the pedobear lotion for the second picture, lol.
~~~~~~~~IS THIS DISHWASHER SAFE~~~~~~~~~?
triti
I saw it like a minute ago by accident.
Does it come with hentai dvd? my imagination fail me lately.
No, it doesn't. You get to look at the box.
The one you come in or the one the box comes in?
While we are talking about that lotion... Honey lotion for "lubrication"?
I think you'd get serious injuries using that!
oh god...
Where is the onahole mistaken as a mushroom by the Chinese?
I understand the Loli Onaholes to be that small....
But do they really expect us to put our C@CK$ in that friggin tiny hole!? WTF?
I'm missing critical info?
Only a Pencil would fit in there!
They're more elastic than you think.
What I'm curious about is how short they are... I mean honestly anyone who'd use one that short would bust through the other end... I mean they are rather elastic but 12cm? really? that's it?
I'm guessing the 12cm thing is because no normal man could bottom out in a real loli anyways. It adds a bit of realism to your onnahole lol.
I thought it was designed for the japs.
Maybe it is only for children to use.
I here that children do use these.... I guess nothing truly surprises me now a days.
They can stretch in length too, so that's not a problem. The entrance is - you can't fit it in normally, you'd have to open it wide using both thumbs.
Im surprised no one made "size asian" jokes. Either way, that is pretty disappointing.
Stretchy, then.... now i'm curious.
And Wild guessing, the "short" part comes because emulating lolis?
It does seem they are not useful onaholes! Too darn small... I found beaded onaholes better than these... Or this one http://www.ebay.com/itm/Japanese-Imported-SevenTeen-17-Onahole-Masturbator-Sex-Toy-/181002683289?_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649&item=181002683289&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT [http://www.ebay.com/itm/Japanese-Imported-SevenTeen-17-Onahole-Masturbator-Sex-Toy-/181002683289?_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649&item=181002683289&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT]
Did you forget this is in Asia!
which is why it is sold in japan.
They seem to be very elastic and stretchy^^
It stretches
My thoughts exactly. Maybe it's a pencil sharpener.
It is a magic chinese, tasty onahole..
And it is that ~Tight~!
triti
Have you ever seen a real vagina? They're pretty stretchy.
So I heard you like yours to be loose like a whore?
Never, been on a whore's, so i don't know.
But not even Anal, looks so.... tiny, or as you all saying; flexible.
That's why you can stretch it, baka foreigner.
I know, right? When you have a normal sized 21 cm member these asian goods don't really cut it, do they.
MY MAGIC CHINESE MUSHROOM ONAHOLE CAN'T BE THIS TIGHT~!
triti
lifelike texture...
anime life like O_0
Even better!
SOLD! Because of the boxes of course!
lol! When I look at the cross section of these things I always think of a worst case scenario using them. Imagine if the product quality control was seriously lacking and somehow sharp pieces of plastic (or other sharp/abrasive things) where inside it.... You'd never know it until it was too late. Think of the damage you'd cause yourself. Ouch!!!
this is so pathetic
As I was scrolling down, I saw the first Idolm@ster Cinderella character, and the first thing that went through my head was, "Anzu is going to be here, I can feel it". And I was right.
Average penis size (Around the world): 12 to 15cm
Internet: Mine is bigger than urs
Here: pfft that is too small im a pornstar
Me: Well, I'm a tentacles monster can you beat that?
That's average????
So these are the new chinese mushrooms. So when you cook it you cut it in half.
Please deliver the whole product if you're going to be that provocative. I want both the 'hole' and the 'ona'.
I have a weird boner...
SAO ... Selling Asuna Onaholes.
Sweet Ass Online
I need that pedobear fapwax, lawl
I wonder how they got the mold for the onahole.
I've yet to see the appeal in these things, yet somehow they just keep making sales. Must be a lot of lonely Japanese guys out there though judging by J-List, there's a good few being exported as well. Seriously, if I'm going to have sex with an inanimate object can't they at least develop a Chobit for the job?
Their value is probably more on the practical side of things, i.e. some of these look capable of keeping the discharge in check. And you still have the other box to do the appeal work, if you please.
Now if we could get some "delivery terrorism" on these suckers that would be funny. Especially those loli ones, I'd be shooting milk out my nose in no time.
It's hilarious because Amazon Japan is having a sale campaign on these onaholes. Buy H manga or game and get select onahole for ¥500. Amazon doesn't fuck around. They know their shit. They know who's buying what and will sell associated items accordingly.