Narutard Commits Suicide “After Seeing Itachi Die”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Nov 3, 2012 01:43 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Endings, Mental Illness, Naruto, Russia, Schoolboys, Shonen Jump, Suicide
A young Naruto fan has killed himself after becoming distraught at the death of his favourite character in a Naruto movie.
The 14-year-old Russian boy reportedly tossed himself off the top of his apartment building on seeing Itachi Uchiha die in “Hurricane Chronicle,” having apparently despaired at the death of his favourite character.
He is said to have left a message online saying he “was planning an ending,” but his body was only found two days later.
His father suspects he was having trouble discerning fantasy from reality:
“I always told him he spent too much time watching the TV – he didn’t know what was reality and what was fiction anymore.”
Strangely, online there is not much sympathy for the unfortunate boy:
“Itachi’s death was harsh but not worth killing yourself over.”
“I could understand this if it were the protagonist or something, but this is kind of an unexpected character to kill yourself over.”
“Idiots like this crop up from time to time…”
“What kind of genjutsu did they use on this one?”
“It’s too early for foreigners to be watching anime and manga.”
“Chuuni is chuunibyou even in Russia.”
“Can’t foreigners distinguish reality from fiction?”
“The same thing happens to Japanese – there was one who died thanks to Ashita no Joe over here…”
“I can’t believe they will blame Naruto and ban it, even in Russia!”
“If all fans killed themselves over their favourite character’s death Dragon Ball would be in trouble.”
“And to think what he would have known if he were a Shonen Jump reader…”
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Looks like... the shounen... Jumped.
Oh you're good bro... you're good.
Too bad the kid won't find out that Itachi will live again...
It is easier and more beneficial for family say that the cause was animes, than likely true (totally drugged or simply another crazy kid who should be interned)
An innocent boy who fell into disgrace by watching violent anime.
Hooo course, if the television was on a religious channel he jumped to meet God sooner?!
Shounen Jumped.. This joke was good .. :D
Living in Russia is hell, the boy escaped reality by watching anime and then he realized he will always be a pleb narutard and did the best thing for all of us.
looks like....the shounen
*puts on glasses*
Jumped
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
All it needs is a theme song.. i can fly by R Kelly
here, you forgot your sunglasses.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
you ...oh you ...
Oooh, that's so good.
I wonder what the boy will do after learning that Itachi dies again later.
YEEEEAAAAH!!!
Oh come on now guys, someone died. But then again, I ask why repeatedly toss himself... And no one notice.
reportedly, not repeatedly..also misread for a moment
reportedly, not repeatedly..also misread for a moment
Wait what the actual fuck.
In soviet Russia, Itachi Uchiha's death kills you.
You win!!!
you mean "you're winner!!!!"
You win 1 Internetz
no, i'ts "a winner is you!!!"
Japan is what America could have been, Russia is what America will probably become.
Nope. Japan is what Russia could have been, and USA is what Russia will probably become part of. Most of USA's scientists are either Chinese ('cause they are cheap), or Russian ('cause they are good).
I just don't really care for the USA, alright?
So you're saying America could have been backwards and ignorant, and Russia will become awesome gun heaven? Sign me up for some of that!
Seconded just for the lolz of the alternate universe
THe dad has a very simplistic world view
He's Russian.. average Russian is simple minded fool.
I am a russian, I can sadly confirm this
an anonymous confirm what an anonymous said? not quite convincing =.=
it's not like he left a letter behind~ no one know the reason behind his act, ppl just assume that because the TV was on
Why haven't they moved to Israel then?
haha you're all equally retarded :), Race doesn't determine if you're a piece of shit. So congratulations all above you have qualified to be pieces of shit....I salute you
anonym will stay anonym, you don't have right to represent people in russia
I'm Belarussian and I approve this comment.
Jewish Nazi on my Sankaku? No way!
I'm a Russian and I can tell you, anyone in this country who has an iq over 90 probably has a surname ending with -thal, -stein or -ovich
Well, his dad is actually right on that count. You can count on Russians to be rather terse. Does not excuse him for not doing anything about it.
You not really russians, probably some CIS trash who calling themselves russians but in really some belarussians or even worse.
Just like the simple-minded American fool. lol
Look how their economics are piling up to!
Just like average American.
Too bad the prudes in America can't throw themselves over buildings too.
it's a good thing elfen lied isn't publicly aired in russia then... imagine how many kids that show will fuck up forever and/or induce to commit suicide...
It was publicly aired though. Even Evangelion was.
It was definitely aired a couple of years ago on the 2x2 channel and I remember watching a few episodes there.
Granted, Russian dub is never... satisfying, to say the least.
I'm a bit annoyed by the general prejudice against anime here in Russia, though, there's too much "Your child is anime!" (grammar and semantics intentional, yes) TV reports of a rather derogatory nature. Japanese are lucky with only one Ishihara...
No one cares about your faggy elfen guro.
I agree, Elfen Lied is such a garbage show it could push someone to suicide when they witness how absurdly horrible storytelling can be.
if i am to choose death over life i would go with a guillotine,it would be more dramatic i think
if i am to choose death over life i would go with a guillotine,it would be more dramatic i think.
Itachi died ages ago in the main series so.... ? Shouldn't he had killed himself ages ago.
My first thought was "man he is way behind in the anime. If only he knew Itachi comes back..."
Maybe the Russian TL is lagging behind?
Russian TL is sometimes ahead of English (f.e. when English translation of B*RS: Innocent Soul just started, Russians were on chapter 3 (and abandoned project on chapter 4)). Not this time, but lag in translation of Naruto is never more than one week compared to English.
who knows, when he read that chapter in hell or heaven, he may actually come back to life.
just a natural selection taking place, removing retards from the pool genes
I thought hurricane chronicle was the main series? 疾風伝 isn't it?
Itachi probably cast Izanami into him long time ago to prevent his number one fan from commiting suicide but the genjutsu worn out. Heres what it can do...
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Izanami