Narutard Commits Suicide “After Seeing Itachi Die”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Nov 3, 2012 01:43 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Endings, Mental Illness, Naruto, Russia, Schoolboys, Shonen Jump, Suicide
A young Naruto fan has killed himself after becoming distraught at the death of his favourite character in a Naruto movie.
The 14-year-old Russian boy reportedly tossed himself off the top of his apartment building on seeing Itachi Uchiha die in “Hurricane Chronicle,” having apparently despaired at the death of his favourite character.
He is said to have left a message online saying he “was planning an ending,” but his body was only found two days later.
His father suspects he was having trouble discerning fantasy from reality:
“I always told him he spent too much time watching the TV – he didn’t know what was reality and what was fiction anymore.”
Strangely, online there is not much sympathy for the unfortunate boy:
“Itachi’s death was harsh but not worth killing yourself over.”
“I could understand this if it were the protagonist or something, but this is kind of an unexpected character to kill yourself over.”
“Idiots like this crop up from time to time…”
“What kind of genjutsu did they use on this one?”
“It’s too early for foreigners to be watching anime and manga.”
“Chuuni is chuunibyou even in Russia.”
“Can’t foreigners distinguish reality from fiction?”
“The same thing happens to Japanese – there was one who died thanks to Ashita no Joe over here…”
“I can’t believe they will blame Naruto and ban it, even in Russia!”
“If all fans killed themselves over their favourite character’s death Dragon Ball would be in trouble.”
“And to think what he would have known if he were a Shonen Jump reader…”
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Wait what the actual fuck.
In soviet Russia, Itachi Uchiha's death kills you.
You win!!!
you mean "you're winner!!!!"
no, i'ts "a winner is you!!!"
You win 1 Internetz
Japan is what America could have been, Russia is what America will probably become.
So you're saying America could have been backwards and ignorant, and Russia will become awesome gun heaven? Sign me up for some of that!
Seconded just for the lolz of the alternate universe
Nope. Japan is what Russia could have been, and USA is what Russia will probably become part of. Most of USA's scientists are either Chinese ('cause they are cheap), or Russian ('cause they are good).
I just don't really care for the USA, alright?
RIP, kid.
for some reason i loled at reading the title i must be very evil i suppose
You're not the only one who laughed.
indeed...who wouldn't laugh...if he is such a bug fan he would have seen him die already in the series, if he was reading the manga he would have seen him dead the resurected the dead again and this is a movie not even a connected story to the series
And nothing of value was lost /cynicism
if ishihara sees this..
“Can’t foreigners distinguish reality from fiction?”
Wow, thanks for generalizing, random prick
you're complaining about a random post on an anonymous message board.
be even more of a loser pls
Says the guy complaining about a random post on an anonymous message board? Irony!
FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE SHIT HEAD!
the correct term would be go and masturbate to a 2D loli ..
since in usa they prosecute people for lolicon i don't believe the judges can distinguish reality from fiction
Really? I had a lot of lolicon in my house and Anime did not get me in trouble with the law.
I guy in the US got arrested about a week ago for having loli images on his computer...
I believe his wife was the one who discovered the pics, then ratted him out to the police. I think he's facing three years.
well it's told it could be considered obscene if something ever happens remember that you can call cbldf(comicbooklegaldefensefund) to help you out if you ever get in trouble
Stones and glasshouses.
I lol'd at a jap telling other they can't distinguish fiction from reality.
This from a country that invented NEET and OTAKU?
Typical jap.
Typical fucking retard.
The UK invented NEET, you fucking moron. The term "Otaku" is associated with obsession, which exists in every part of the world.
Typical jap. Anyone in broad stroke discussing NEET online on sankaku is discussing the jap version, which is different from the original.
Check yourself before bitching like a fucking dog in heat.
Though your point is understandable, it wasn't the most eloquent way to put it.
We're kidding ourselves if we think the Japanese are less able to distinguish reality and fantasy than us Westerners. The only difference is that we use fantasy as entertainment generally, while the Japanese use fantasy as a escape from reality.
You don't have to have a psychological degree to see this.
I lol'd at this american telling others they can't distinguish fiction from reality.
This from a country that seem to lump all Japanese people to gether with blanket statements when something happens.
Typical filty americans.
LOL quit bitching all over the comments thinking you know shit. Your japanese asspain for other people is really showing through.
Like a good little jap, keep your mouth tucked in, your head lowered and speak only when spoken to. Better watch that shitty attitude of yours too ^^
Clap more, America.
That's from a country that has hundreds of thousands of people lusting after anime characters instead of actual humans.
It's true they can't and don't want to.
To them everything fictional is reality. Their just that dumb. Especially if it is sexy.
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen on the internet ever.
Nothing of value was lost. Really.
Usually you would get flamed for this.
In this case, I have to agree.
they should have put label on the television says "overdose can kill you, containing many dangerous stuffs including movies, advertisement, politician and anime."
in soviet russia, anime kills you
IIIAAAAMMMMGOGGGOGOGOGODDDDD
That's one less witness to worry about.
"corrupt DNA" retired from gene pool. good.
it is not, your soul and your body is different, what make people do suicide it is not the body.., so the gene remain innocent
In Soviet Russia, anime kills you.
...yeah, bad joke.
I'll take my negatives now.
Nope, in Soviet Russia, mostly people kill anime. Don't even try to watch anime with Russian dub. This boy is an exclusion.
All it needs is a theme song .. i vote for Think i can fly by R Kelly
Darwin wins....
Well seems like darwin is not working on 100% looking at you guys are still alive.
We've evolved past that stage you fool. You on the other.......i have my doubts.
You should be happy survival of the fittest doesn't work like that. If your simplistic understanding of the principle is any indication, you are far from the brightest lightblub in town.
It should have been coined long ago as "Survival of those most likely to have children", or more simply, "Survival of the sexually prolific". There is no difficult science in natural selection, just observation and a bit of common sense. But "Fittest"? There are wonderfully fit couples who simply desire not to have children, and total idiots, not fit at all, who mistakenly forget condoms and birth control.
HEY FUCK YOU LOSER SHIT! SEE HOW I PISS ONE YOU!
Settle down japboy.
Capslock is the cruise control for Cool Trolololo
The tags even make sense: Shounen Jump, Suicide..
>Shounen Jump
dat trolling; so sweet
The really hilarious thing is that if he had just kept reading he would have probably been fine. Itachi returns for a bit and then gets one of the most dignified endings in the series.
One of the few good characters in that shitty manga.