The arrival of Hatsune Miku themed negi noodles on Akiba’s streets, dyed a suitably unappetising shade of green and hawked by a Miku-cosplayer, is once again reminding all just why otaku culinary creations are renowned for their ghastliness rather than their palatability.
The dish in question is “negishio ita-yakisoba,” based on an actual dish (negishio yakisoba, salty fried noodles with scallions) but with the addition of garish colouring, and being sold on the streets of Akihabara in aid of a nearby “cosplay izakaya”:
There is not much approval of the dish amongst its target audience:
“That is not a colour for food!”
“It does not look good for you.”
“Truly grotesque.”
“Oh god, even the meat is coloured…”
“Gross!”
“¥700…”
“Enjoy your cancer.”
“It certainly does not look good for you.”
“Looking at your vomit after throwing this up is likely to be even more disgusting than usual.”
“Gross, expensive, and the girl is ugly. Who’d buy this!”
“Maybe you can get away with this in America, but not here.”
“Factory effluent green is not an appropriate colour for food.”
On an even more unsavoury note, one otaku gourmand advises diners to check the colour of their droppings as they will likely be dyed a similar colour…
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After eating this you will get a MikuMiku-coloured tongue as a bonus. If you eat enough of it you will even get MikuMiku-coloured poo as a token of your bravery.
I'd rather she eat it and give me a mikumiku-colored dick.
Eat enough and you will MikuMiku Sepukku.
LOOKS VERY SQUIDLLY..LICOUS
Or MikuMiku colored diarrhea.
I bet it's radioactive noodles left over from the tsunami!
It's an ishithara trap to get rid of Otakus!
Nice, I agree
That is such a great album....
pooppooppoop pooppoop pooppooppoop
pooppooppoop pooppoop pooppooppoop
greeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
test ur courage LOL
or MikuMiku colored puke
Shoulda sold bacon wrapped hot dogs instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIxI1eB2-vo for those that don't know
Uuugh... It's all coming back...
Meh. I'm not afraid of food coloring. It looks weird, but whatever. Yakisoba is delicious and food coloring is edible. I'm more curious about that topping... red spider lily? (Obviously not, since it'd send you to the grave...)
if the food coloring is synthetic then i don't really see its safe to eat >.>
You find food coloring in tons of things (colored candy, drinks, sauces and syrups, pretty much anything with color) and artificial ingredients in just about everything.
There are even some especially strange ones like in non-European Mountain Dew: They use brominated vegetable oil to keep the flavoring dissolved evenly in the liquid. That is, edible oils mixed with bromine until it reaches the right density. Read up on that stuff, it's... not ideal. Most additives are not that bad though.
You do know there's a lot of food coloring in cereal, right?
yea i know and i don't eat that shit anymore
Michael Jackson isn't dead, he just wanted to follow his dream of portraying fictional characters in Akiba.
Best comment today
IT IS BLUE NOT GREEN!!!
It's turquoise.
Don't be stupid, it is neither. The colour is teal.
That comment is wrong. Not even in America would this be able to be gotten away with. Teal is just no an edible color.
I'm sure it's appeared in candies and deserts. It's not really appropriate for noodles though.
You'd be surprised how much food coloring is used in your average 'American' food.
They should've followed the second american mantra after bacon: Everything is better battered and deepfried.
...Don't forget the obesity!
IMPOSSIBURU.
Jippon-genetic-ichiban means they can never get fat! Unless they decide to pick up sumo as an occupation.
I'd bet it have lead in it.
Truly Synthetic food!
That's just ishihara in a drag, folks.
You wish.
So now we can eat her pubes, great.
Ah the joys of food colouring, I can remember making green eggs and ham as a young boy. This is probably just as nasty as that was...
green eggs and ham ghost haunt you!
Even if it is crap it did work as promo material for that cosplay cafe, albeit attracting negative attention.
my love for anime has a limit, know i know, wouldn't starve to death before touching that.
a negi rero rero candy would be more of my thing
LOOKS SQUIDLLY..LICOUS
Eww this girl look like she not get much sleep. Ghastly food with ghastly girl!
Too ugly! RUN AWAY!
I bet her sensei boss pokes her in the back, then demands her to "Go out and sell food to attract otakus!"
And then when she doesn't make the profit, he pokes her some more!
I want to see ishihara in cosplay drag!
With Duck Perv Face, selling noodles on street vendor corner!
"Will you try one of my paper-door rape noodles?"
blue waffle was the first thing that came to my mind... *shivers*
the noodles look fine it just would be more appetising if served hot
Have any of you ever tried eating hair? Not that easy...
This gives me a strange urge to buy some food coloring and try this myself. lol!
As weird as it looks, it's just food coloring.
Wow, I didn't know Miku had dark red pubic hair, I was assuming it would be cyan like the rest, but I guess it's a good contrast.
could get away with this in america??? Seeing we aren't stupid/crazy pay the equivalent of $13,500 for little snip of a MadoHomu Yuri Nuzzle Film.
That will only happen in japan which is why they are trying to sell this junk in japan.